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The Betrayal Quotes

The Betrayal is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Betrayal completed its run in 1970.

The Betrayal Quotes

  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh, come on -- You know he's a postman, don't you?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail: invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Well, at least the wedding gown will give her some support."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Not the point. The wedding is in one week; I got this today."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "So you think it's a non-vite."
  • (Elaine Benes) "It's an un-vitation."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Oh, boy; there's Sue Ellen. She didn't want me at this wedding, but here am I with a bunch of my idiot friends."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "This is gonna be great."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Hey, are you gettin' taller?"
  • (George Costanza) "Timberlands."
  • (Sue Ellen Mischke) "Elaine? Oh. Oh, I am so happy to see you."
  • (Elaine Benes) "You are?"
  • (Sue Ellen Mischke) "Well, of course. No one else was even willing to come to India. I mean, not even Pinter's parents; and they're Indian."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Hey, what time is it?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You just asked me two minutes ago."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Hey, what time is it?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh, I'm not wearin' a watch."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Hey, are those Timberlands -- painted black?"
  • (George Costanza) "Is your nose pierced?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke -"
  • (Usher) "You're not going to the wedding, are you?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Well -"
  • (Usher) "Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place."
  • (Zubin) "You know, it's the only country that still has the plague."
  • (Zubin) "I mean, the plague; please."
  • (George Costanza) "So, Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me, or what?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "George, I just got off a twenty-three-hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought."
  • (George Costanza) "Fine; I'll ask you again when you're rested."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh, I'm sure she'll come around."
  • (George Costanza) "You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were in India."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret. Is there anything else?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "I can't tell you."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Here, drink this."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Hey, how you doin'?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh, hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld; I'm movin' in. I saw your name on the buzzer: You must be Kessler."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Uh, no, actually, it's "Kramer." -- Uh, do you need any help, or; ?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "No, thanks. But, I ordered a pizza; you want some of it?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Uh, no, no, no; I couldn't impose."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Why not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Really?"
  • (Newman) "You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered -- but registered mail is not necessarily certified."
  • (Model) "I could listen to you talk about mail all day."
  • (Newman) "Anything you wish -- I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless."
  • (George Costanza) "Hello, friend. Enjoying the flight?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Coach to India: only way to go."
  • (George Costanza) "Wait a minute; Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now, I have to wear them every time I see her."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Why?"
  • (George Costanza) "In any other shoe, I lose two inches; I can't have a drop-down. We were eye-to-eye; I can't go eye-to-chin."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "So you're gonna wear 'em no matter what the situation?"
  • (George Costanza) "In every situation, no matter how silly I look."
  • (Nina Stengle) "George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you. You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you?"
  • (George Costanza) "No."
  • (George Costanza) "I'm gonna wear black shoes."
  • (George Costanza) "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
  • (George Costanza) "Jerry seem a little weird when I mentioned Nina?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Nina? Nina? Nope. Sh -- Not weird, no, Nina."
  • (George Costanza) "Why do you keep saying "Nina"?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "I don't know."
  • (Elaine Benes) ""Nina." "Nina." -- I'm gonna go grab a bite."
  • (Nina Stengle) "By the way, you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Oh, please; it's in the vault."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "What the hell is email?"
  • (Zubin) "If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip."
  • (Elaine Benes) "That's -- fantastic."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Newman, wait."
  • (Newman) "Kramer, I'm with people."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Yeah, yeah. And thanks for inviting me."
  • (Newman) "I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten -- "lost in the mail.""
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Hey -- FDR wants me to drop dead."
  • (George Costanza) ""FDR"?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski. I go to his birthday party and, just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look."
  • (George Costanza) "Stink eye?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Crook eye?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Evil eye."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Well, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday."
  • (George Costanza) "Oh, it's a bad day. No, you got everyone in your house; you're thinking, "These are my friends?""
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Every day is my birthday."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Would you grow up, George? What is the difference? Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. Nobody cares; it's all ancient history."
  • (George Costanza) "You slept with the groom?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Oh, God; it's so hot. And what is that smell?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I think it's the stench of death."
  • (Nina Stengle) "And by the way, you can take off those boots: Everyone knows you're five-six."
  • (George Costanza) "Five-eight --. Five-seven --"
  • (Sue Ellen Mischke) "Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "No, no, no; it was years ago, before you met him. And, I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical."

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