The Beautiful Girls (Mad Men) Quotes

The Beautiful Girls (Mad Men) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Beautiful Girls completed its run in 1970.

The Beautiful Girls (Mad Men) Quotes

• (Bertram Cooper) "A three-letter word for a flightless bird."
• (Miss Blankenship) "Emu."
• (Bertram Cooper) "Nope, it starts with an L."
• (Miss Blankenship) "The hell it does."

• (Joan Harris) "These need signatures, not initials. Caroline said you refused?"
• (Roger Sterling) "It's just so much more work."

• (Don Draper) "I'd have my secretary do it, but she's dead."

• (Sally Draper) "I made french toast."
• (Don Draper) "You know I don't like you using the stove."
• (Sally Draper) "Oh daddy, I do it all the time. And there's no shells in it."
• (Don Draper) "Where did you learn to do this?"
• (Sally Draper) "Carla taught me."
• (Don Draper) "What's on this?"
• (Sally Draper) "Mrs. Butterworth's."
• (Don Draper) "Go get it."
• (Don Draper) "That's rum. Read labels."
• (Sally Draper) "Is it bad?"
• (Don Draper) "Not really."

• (Roger Sterling) "What's her occupation? Secretary?"
• (Joan Harris) "Executive secretary."
• (Bertram Cooper) "She was born in 1898 in a barn, she died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper; she's an astronaut."

• (Roger Sterling) "Damn it, I don't want to die in this office. I almost have twice."
• (Joan Harris) "Stop it."
• (Roger Sterling) "If it looks like I'm going, open a window. I'd rather flatten the top of a cab."

• (Harry Crane) "My mother made that."

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