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The Batman Quotes

The Batman is a Superhero fiction, Action fiction/Adventure fiction, Mystery fiction, and Crime fiction that was first aired in 2004 on Cartoon Network, and Kids' WB. The Batman stopped airing in 2008.

The Batman was on for 5 seasons and 65 episodes. It features Glen Murakami as producer, Rino Romano, Danielle Judovits, Evan Sabara, Alastair Duncan, Ming-Na, Steve Harris, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jesse Corti, Mitch Pileggi, and Adam West doing voices, The Edge as theme composer, and Thomas Chase Jones as composer. The Batman is executive produced by Sander Schwartz, and Alan Burnett. The Batman is created by Michael Goguen.

The Batman is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Batman is 22 minutes long. The Batman is produced by Warner Bros. Animation and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

The Batman Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You two don't count; you're not sidekicks, you're goons."
  • (Unnamed) "Pam, you hired a thug."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, you'd be surprised what you can find on the Internet."
  • (Unnamed) "Enough with the act. Lose the dummy."
  • (Unnamed) "I would, but he keeps following me around."
  • (Unnamed) "Who knew you had a sidekick?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't."
  • (Unnamed) "He could be anywhere."
  • (Unnamed) "He could be anyone."
  • (Unnamed) "You shouldn't play with Firefly."
  • (Unnamed) "First day, Ethan. Nervous?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was a cop for six years, Bruce. You think I can't handle staring at a monitor?"
  • (Unnamed) "Whoa."
  • (Unnamed) "Make that 350 monitors."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you? And what do bats have against me, anyway?"
  • (Unnamed) "The young man you were expecting apologizes. He won't be able to attend, I'm afraid."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me guess. He's married."
  • (Unnamed) "To his work."
  • (Unnamed) "You're through, Joker."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, Detective, or should I say, Night Watchman."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, so you remember me now?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've never forget a face I've tormented."
  • (Unnamed) "How-How'd you do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm The Batman."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the end of the world."
  • (Unnamed) "No it's not, it just looks a whole lot like it."
  • (Unnamed) "Have an ice evening."
  • (Unnamed) "Tens of thousands will be killed."
  • (Unnamed) "And I'll shed a crocodile tear for each and every one of 'em."
  • (Unnamed) "Kitten's got claws."
  • (Unnamed) "Kitten's got a whip."
  • (Unnamed) "Set up a perimeter. If Mr. Quake so much as breathes, I want someone there to tell me what he had for lunch."
  • (Unnamed) "That's it, my pretties. Show me the money."
  • (Unnamed) "I bet he never lets you drive."
  • (Unnamed) "He barely lets me sidekick."
  • (Unnamed) "The reviews are in, Joker, your show's a flop."
  • (Unnamed) "Keep a lookout."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought I was your partner."
  • (Unnamed) "But you're not my sidekick."
  • (Unnamed) "Hate to cut our first date short, cutie, but I like to leave a man wanting more."
  • (Unnamed) "You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman."
  • (Unnamed) "And you're no rose, Poison Ivy."
  • (Unnamed) "The Batman, I presume?"
  • (Unnamed) "The masked look must really be catching on."
  • (Unnamed) "Defeat me, and I will allow you to remove it."
  • (Unnamed) "Hate to disappoint, but I don't fight for sport."
  • (Unnamed) "Then fight for your life."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't make me slap you, Jack. Get it? Jack? Slap Jack?"
  • (Unnamed) "And to think here I thought earthquakes struck without warning."
  • (Unnamed) "Buddy, you just dialed "D" for destruction."
  • (Unnamed) "He didn't even ask about Yin-In-The-Box."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin; a flightless bird, but one with style."
  • (Unnamed) "Joker?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm The Batman."
  • (Unnamed) "You see the thing is -- you're not."
  • (Unnamed) "The eggs, Penguin, or I scramble you."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you out of your gourd? I'm in the middle of a heist. You don't see me barging in on your "Gas all of Gotham" schemes, do you? It is called professional courtesy."
  • (Unnamed) "Police. Freeze."
  • (Unnamed) "As you wish --"
  • (Unnamed) "Let me make myself clear. There's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham."
  • (Unnamed) "That's cool, because it's Batwoman. As in I'm a grown woman and I don't need to listen to you."
  • (Unnamed) "Then for your own safety, if you don't listen to me, I'm going to have tell your father, Ms. Gordon."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah -- You must have me confused with some else."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude. You just broke the superhero secret identity code."
  • (Unnamed) "If Catwoman were somehow, some way able to trace the signal back here --"
  • (Unnamed) "We would have to rename it "The Catcave"."

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