The Bank Job Quotes

The Bank Job is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Bank Job ended its run in 1970.

It features Charles Roven, and Steven Chasman as producer, J. Peter Robinson in charge of musical score, and Michael Coulter as head of cinematography.

The Bank Job is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Bank Job is 112 minutes long. The Bank Job is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Stephen Campbell Moore as Kevin Swain, Jason Statham as Terry Leather, Daniel Mays as Dave Shilling, Keeley Hawes as Wendy Leather, David Suchet as Lew Vogel, Peter de Jersey as Michael X, Saffron Burrows as Martine Love, Hattie Morahan as Gale Benson, Colin Salmon as Hakim Jamal, James Faulkner as Guy Singer, Alki David as Bambas, Richard Lintern as Tim Everett, Alistair Petrie as Philip Lisle, Michael Jibson as Eddie Burton, Sharon Maughan as Sonia Bern, Taylor Samways as Catherine Leather, Rupert Frazer as Lord Drysdale, Georgia Taylor as Ingrid Burton, Bronson Webb as Chicken Inn Cook, and Christopher Owen as Mountbatten.

The Bank Job Quotes

Hattie Morahan as Gale Benson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jason Statham as Terry Leather

• (Jason Statham) "Fish fingers tonight, eh?"

• (Jason Statham) "We can smell the money, over."
• (Michael Jibson) "Look, money may be your god but it ain't mine, alright? I want a warm bath and a cup of tea, over."

• (Jason Statham) "Why'd you pick Kev and me? You could've found better thieves."
• (Saffron Burrows) "Old times sake."

• (Jason Statham) "These people aren't regular cozzers, Martine. They're above that. They do things coppers can't. They think we've seen these photos, and we're expendable as dog s***."

• (Jason Statham) "There's another problem. This robbery's pissed off some local villains."
• (Richard Lintern) "The guts come with the glory, eh?"
• (Jason Statham) "One of our mates has been killed."
• (Richard Lintern) "Hardly surprising considering the roster of reprobates that are the safe deposit box customers. Listen Terry, our commitment is for the recovery of the royal portraits only. The proceeds and the piss-offs are both yours to deal with."

• (Jason Statham) "Radio's in the bag. Binoc's as well. There's a bed set at the top floor of this building. Pay for the week. The ladder will get you to the roof. You're in from Liverpool, looking for work."
• (Michael Jibson) "I don't have a Liverpool accent."
• (Jason Statham) "Then don't talk to anyone, Eddie."

• (Jason Statham) "So, you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid?"
• (Georgia Taylor) "I hope so."
• (Jason Statham) "Go on, get off home, go make yourself more beautiful than you already are -- if that's possible."

• (Jason Statham) "What, we don't make a mention? Strike you as strange?"
• (Saffron Burrows) "It's kind of scary, actually. If that news could disappear, so could we."

• (Jason Statham) "This is The Major. Major Guy Singer. Final member of our team."
• (Alki David) "I don't know this man. Who are you?"
• (James Faulkner) "None of your business."
• (Jason Statham) "No secrets around here. Major's a con artist, usually elderly widows."
• (James Faulkner) "There's no need to bring that up."

Bronson Webb as Chicken Inn Cook

• (Bronson Webb) "Bloody hell. What's going on?"

Alistair Petrie as Philip Lisle

• (Alistair Petrie) "Your documentations and guarantees. If I were you, I'd keep them in a very safe place."
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, well it very well won't be a safe deposit box."

• (Miles Urquart) "Might it not be prudent to get the committee to consider issuing a D-notice, to protect everyone potentially embarrassed by this criminal activity?"
• (Alistair Petrie) "Which we instigated?"

David Suchet as Lew Vogel

• (David Suchet) "I'm afraid I have some potentially bad news for you, Michael. Your safety deposit box at the Baker Street bank; what's its number?"
• (Peter de Jersey) "Why do you ask?"
• (David Suchet) "Well, we had some weekender thieves break into the vault and robbed it. So if your box is in the one hundred to four hundred numbers, I'm afraid all your stuff will be gone. Mine too, unhappily."
• (Peter de Jersey) "What? How can this happen in London?"
• (David Suchet) "I promise you it has happened, and I promise you these thieves will be found and dealt with. You can rely on it. I'll keep you informed."

• (David Suchet) "I've got a kidney stone, which can't seem to pass without painkillers."
• (Daniel Mays) "I could use a couple of those meself."

• (David Suchet) "Don't take me for a fool, Michael. You instigated this calamity by storing your blackmail materials in this bank."
• (Peter de Jersey) "Which you recommended. I will not be lectured by the porn king of Soho. Get my pictures back, or you will never see a black man on the streets of London without wondering if he's been sent to kill you."

Stephen Campbell Moore as Kevin Swain

• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "Okay, what's going on? You two have been staring daggers at each other since we left the bank. What is it, lover's tiff?"

• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "Alright, let's make some money."

• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "How the hell did that happen?"
• (Jason Statham) "f***ed if I know. Just keep walking."

• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "We're not bank robbers."
• (Jason Statham) "Maybe that's why we could get away with it."
• (Daniel Mays) "It's a bit daunting, isn't it?"
• (Jason Statham) "You know what scares me more? Living and dying with nothing to show for it. You know how old Mozart was when he composed his first minuet?"
• (Daniel Mays) "No."
• (Jason Statham) "Five. Five. A f***ing minuet."
• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "And how would you know that fact, Terry?"
• (Jason Statham) "Because it's tattooed on that stripper's arse, Kevin. What the f***'s it matter how I know? It's a fact and you're missing the point, Kev. What I'm trying to say is, we stop f***ing about and stop picking the s*** from under our fingernails."

• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "So what are these films you're in?"
• (Daniel Mays) "Ah, forget about it."
• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "Go on."
• (Daniel Mays) "Technically, it's what you call pornography."

Michael Jibson as Eddie Burton

• (Michael Jibson) "Another Terry Leather low mileage gem."

• (Michael Jibson) "All clear on the western front, Guy."
• (Daniel Mays) "No names, Eddie."
• (Michael Jibson) "Sorry, Dave."

• (Michael Jibson) "When are you guys gonna hit the vault? I'm freezing my tits off up here. Over."
• (James Faulkner) "In the Army, soldiers would pull on their puds to keep the blood flowing."
• (Michael Jibson) "What regiment were you in? The Royal Corps of Wankers?"
• (James Faulkner) "Yes, we welcome new members."

Daniel Mays as Dave Shilling

• (Daniel Mays) "Be lucky."

• (Daniel Mays) "I've got a question. What do we do with all the dirt we gonna dig out of the hole?"
• (Stephen Campbell Moore) "It's all been worked out, Dave. We'll dig another hole in that corner over there and put it in that."

• (Daniel Mays) "I don't know anything about a bank robbery. Honest."
• (David Suchet) "Still an unconvincing actor, Mr. Shilling."

• (Daniel Mays) "Never washed after our magic moment; Snookie."

• (Daniel Mays) "Terry, anything for the Widows and Orphans Fund?"
• (Jason Statham) "Will that do?"
• (Daniel Mays) "Gawd bless yer, Guvnor. Very generous."

• (Daniel Mays) "What's down there?"
• (Jason Statham) "It's a pile of skeletons."
• (Daniel Mays) "You're joking. Let's hope they're not the last gang who tried to take this bank."

Taylor Samways as Catherine Leather

• (Taylor Samways) "Mummy. Daddy's on the radio."

Keeley Hawes as Wendy Leather

• (Keeley Hawes) "We heard you on the radio. You're famous, you know?"

• (Keeley Hawes) "So, come on then, what don't I know? Romantic dinner on Monday night?"
• (Jason Statham) "Look honey, I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you."

• (Keeley Hawes) "The papers said there was a woman involved. Martine, was it? Was she involved?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, she brought us the job in the first place."
• (Keeley Hawes) "Oh, and did you sleep with her Terry?"

James Faulkner as Guy Singer

• (Young Soldier) "A bit tight under the arms, don't you think?"
• (James Faulkner) "Traditional fit, sir. One can't raise one's hands above one's head. It tends to inhibit any impulsive acts of surrender."

Richard Lintern as Tim Everett

• (Richard Lintern) "Well, it's all straight-forward enough. I'll send a team into this bank and take whatever he's got in his safe deposit box."
• (Miles Urquart) "That will have to be sanctioned at the highest level, and that's not going to happen."
• (Richard Lintern) "Ah."
• (Miles Urquart) "Do you see our problem? There can be no connection to Five or Six."
• (Richard Lintern) "So you want me to come up with something that avoids any accountability for anyone?"
• (Miles Urquart) "We'd welcome suggestions, Tim."
• (Richard Lintern) "And if it all goes pear-shaped? I assume it's my arse on the line."
• (Miles Urquart) "You're young and ambitious, Tim. A chance to make a name for yourself."

• (Richard Lintern) "You have no idea of the danger you and your chums are in, do you?"
• (Jason Statham) "Is that right? And why would that be?"
• (Richard Lintern) "You've opened Pandora's box you dumb prick. That's why."
• (Jason Statham) "I know what's at stake, and I know how expendable we are. So I'm changing the deal."
• (Richard Lintern) "Is that right?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah. You get all your nasty pictures, but here's the twist; we get indemnity, fresh passports, safe passage out of the country for the whole team. And an official signed document guaranteeing that we won't be prosecuted and we won't be pursued."
• (Richard Lintern) "You can't be serious."
• (Jason Statham) "You can bet your bollocks I'm serious. And we want it signed, sealed, and delivered by a public figure of substantial authority."
• (Richard Lintern) "How about the prime minister?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, he'll do, if you can drag him off his yacht. You mess with us Tim --"
• (Jason Statham) "-- we can drip-feed pictures like these to the press. We've got a stack of them."

• (Miles Urquart) "They know what they're doing, these people, don't they?"
• (Richard Lintern) "Oh, absolutely. Professional criminals."
• (Alistair Petrie) "What's the worst case scenario?"
• (Richard Lintern) "They get caught and go to jail. No possible connection to us."
• (Miles Urquart) "What about this model your screwing? What promises have you made to keep her in line?"
• (Richard Lintern) "None that can't be broken. Look, she's our only tie to the bank operation. If things do go belly up, it'll only take one cut to sever the knot."

Saffron Burrows as Martine Love

• (Saffron Burrows) "I know you, Terry. And I know your mates. You've always been looking for the big score. The one that makes sense of everything. I have it for you."
• (Jason Statham) "What?"
• (Saffron Burrows) "A bank."
• (Jason Statham) "A bank, as in rob? How would you know about a bank?"
• (Saffron Burrows) "I've been seeing this guy, runs his own business; security systems. Next month they're installing new alarms in a bank in Marylebone. Seems like the trains have been setting off the tremble alarms in the vault, and so they've had to turn them off. So for a week or so, they won't have any."
• (Jason Statham) "Now why would he tell you all this?"
• (Saffron Burrows) "We were having a laugh about it. Imagine if half the villains in London knew about this, he said. And I thought, I know half the villains in London. I grew up with some of them."

Christopher Owen as Mountbatten

• (Christopher Owen) "My. She is a scallywag."

Sharon Maughan as Sonia Bern

• (Sharon Maughan) "You don't understand. My box, and those of my friends, may have been rifled. Surely you can pull some strings. You're a minister of the government for god's sake."
• (Rupert Frazer) "Sonia, I really don't think I'm able to help here."
• (Sharon Maughan) "Perhaps you don't fully comprehend. I have photographs, compromising photographs, live film of you, Miles Urquart, all my regulars; in this safe deposit box. You all know each other if that's any consolation."
• (Rupert Frazer) "You've got photographs of me? You conniving c***."

• (Sharon Maughan) "The whole point of having a safe deposit box is so that people like you don't know what's in it."

Peter de Jersey as Michael X

• (Peter de Jersey) "You know, I always wanted to meet a white man by the name of Brown. You know what this is?"
• (Peter de Jersey) "It's a slave collar, and the white man made my mothers and fathers wear this to bend them to his will. Can I bend you to my will, Mr. Brown?"

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