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The Back-up Plan Quotes

The Back-up Plan is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Back-up Plan ended in 1970.

It features Todd Black as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Xavier Pérez Grobet as head of cinematography.

The Back-up Plan is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Back-up Plan is 104 minutes long. The Back-up Plan is distributed by CBS Films.

The cast includes: Alex O'Loughlin as Stan, Jennifer Lopez as Zoe, Melissa McCarthy as Carol, and Anthony Anderson as Playground Dad.

The Back-up Plan Quotes

Alex O'Loughlin as Stan

  • (Unnamed) "It's a bit overwhelming huh?"
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "There are so many and they are so -- big."
  • (Unnamed) "Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?"
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies"
  • (Unnamed) "Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses"
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "I love you."
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "Not the answer I was looking for."
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow."
  • (Anthony Anderson) "The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?"
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "Totally completely, she drags it everywhere."
  • (Anthony Anderson) "My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so."

Jennifer Lopez as Zoe

  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh, excuse me this is my cab"
  • (Alex O'Loughlin) "What you own it?"
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "No, but I'm about to rent it"

Melissa McCarthy as Carol

  • (Melissa McCarthy) "Okay, alright,"
  • (Melissa McCarthy) ". Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud."

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