The Bachelor Party Quotes

The Bachelor Party is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Bachelor Party completed its run in 1970.

It features Harold Hecht as producer, Paul Mertz in charge of musical score, and Joseph LaShelle as head of cinematography.

The Bachelor Party is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Bachelor Party is 92 minutes long. The Bachelor Party is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Carolyn Jones as The Existentialist, Don Murray as Charlie Samson, Philip Abbott as Arnold Craig, and Jack Warden as Eddie Watkins.

The Bachelor Party Quotes

Jack Warden as Eddie Watkins

• (Jack Warden) "I want that one over there. Not bad, huh? I think she's a communist. I think she wants me to join the party."
• (Don Murray) "How you making out?"
• (Jack Warden) "Not so good. I may have to join the party --"
• (Jack Warden) "I better get back there. She's liable to recruit somebody else."

• (Jack Warden) "I got this one from my dentist. I don't know where he got it."

Philip Abbott as Arnold Craig

• (Philip Abbott) "I do that with my mother."

• (Philip Abbott) "What'll I say to her, Charlie?"
• (Don Murray) "Gee, I don't know. What do you feel like saying to her, Arnold? Do you really love her? I mean, are you just marrying this girl because your family wants you to marry her? What?"
• (Philip Abbott) "I think I like her, Charlie. It's just that, well, I'm afraid that I'm not going to make a very good husband for her, Charlie."
• (Don Murray) "Tell her that, Arnold. Just tell her that you don't think you'll make a good husband, that you're scared. If she's a half-way decent girl, she'll try to understand. If she loves you, she'll make it her job to make you happy. That's what love is, Arnold, when you got somebody in the world you just want to make happy. My wife; I, I don't know what I'd do without her. Arnold, I got a pretty tough grind coming up; I'm gonna work all day and I'm gonna go to night school at night. My wife she knows I need this to be happy and she does everything she can to help me. We've got a baby coming, but if you love your wife and you love that baby, then everything's easy. Arnold, I want my wife so bad right now, I just wanna go home and I wanna take her in my arms and I wanna tell her how much she means to me. I want to make her happy. Take Walter, I mean, he's gonna die, but don't you think he's gonna be at work tomorrow morning, just like he always is, same old Walter, full of jokes and laughs and everything? It's because he's got somebody to live for, he's even got somebody to die for. How rich can a man be? Eddie. Poor Eddie. I used to be so jealous of Eddie. I used to say, "gee, that guy is so free". Free from what? Free from loving a woman, from really wanting a woman. Arnold, what I'm trying to tell you is that life is nothing if you don't love somebody. Life is wonderful if you do love somebody. I want my wife so bad right now, I --"

• (Philip Abbott) "I got along fine at home. My mom's a good cook. I've got a nice life."

Carolyn Jones as The Existentialist

• (Carolyn Jones) "My new landlord kept telling me he was in love with me. I said, "How existentialist can you get? You just met me five minutes ago.""

• (Carolyn Jones) "Just say you love me."
• (Don Murray) "What?"
• (Carolyn Jones) "Just say you love me. You don't have to mean it."
• (Don Murray) "What's the matter?"
• (Carolyn Jones) "Say you love me."
• (Don Murray) "Oh, come on."
• (Carolyn Jones) "Say you love me."
• (Don Murray) "Come on."
• (Carolyn Jones) "No."
• (Don Murray) "I love you, I love you."

Don Murray as Charlie Samson

• (Don Murray) "Life is nothing if you don't love somebody."

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