The Assistant (TV series) Quotes

The Assistant is a Reality television Comedy that was first aired in 2004 on MTV. The Assistant completed its run in 2004.

The Assistant aired for 1 seasons and 8 episodes.

The Assistant is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Assistant is 25 minutes long.

The Assistant Quotes

• (Unnamed) "If you can't stomach a little head-cheese on a wooden stick, how are you going to stomach Hollyweird?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm looking at two ass clowns right in front of me: Tweedledee or Tweedle-dips***."

• (Unnamed) "Tanika has gumption. She really will go far. She's got good head start here, given that my driveway is over a mile and a half long. So, might wanna take a juice box."

• (Unnamed) "I've tried to run a tight ship here. Can't have any leaks. Can't have any screws loose, any leaks. So with that in mind, and with that said, Mark, you're fired."
• (Unnamed) "Go ahead, little piggy, and laugh. Wee, wee, wee, wee,wee all the way home."
• (Unnamed) "In my house, there's only room for one a hole."
• (Unnamed) "And that's you."
• (Unnamed) "And that hole would be me."

• (Unnamed) "It's elimination time, bitches."

• (Unnamed) "I don't like the choices you made for what you were wearing. See, I see underneath there you have a bikini top, its like a bathing suit."
• (Jenny Shapiro, Temp Agent) "You should have gone with the bikini top, or gotten the white T-shirt wet."

• (Unnamed) "Ebony and Melissa, please step forward. The final two contestants for who can be The Next Andy's Top American Modelly Assistant."

• (Unnamed) "Please, please he loves you, or, I mean, he likes you so much."

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