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The Aristocats Quotes

The Aristocats is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Aristocats ended in 1970.

It features Winston Hibler as producer, and George Bruns in charge of musical score.

The Aristocats is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Aristocats is 78 minutes long. The Aristocats is distributed by Buena Vista Distribution.

The cast includes: Louise English as Marie, George Lindsey as Lafayette, Phil Harris as Thomas O'Malley, Eva Gabor as Duchess, Bill Thompson as Uncle Waldo, Scatman Crothers as Scat Cat, Carole Shelley as Amelia Gabble, Monica Evans as Abigail Gabble, Hermione Baddeley as Madame Adelaide Bonfamille, Charles Lane as Georges Hautecourt, and Roddy Maude-Roxby as Edgar.

The Aristocats Quotes

George Lindsey as Lafayette

  • (George Lindsey) "Okay, let's charge."
  • (Napoleon) "Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'm the one that says when we go."
  • (Napoleon) "Here we go. Charge."
  • (George Lindsey) "Hey, Napoleon. That sounds like the end."
  • (Napoleon) "Wait a minute. I'm the leader, I say when it's the end."
  • (Napoleon) "It's the end."
  • (Napoleon) "Now the squeaking has stopped."
  • (George Lindsey) "I still say it was a little ol' cricket bug."
  • (Napoleon) "Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I decide what it was."
  • (Napoleon) "It was a little ol' cricket bug."
  • (Napoleon) "Where's my hat? Where? And somebody stole my bumbershoot."
  • (George Lindsey) "Well, where's my beddy-bye basket?"
  • (Napoleon) "And whoever it is, is gonna get it and get it good."
  • (George Lindsey) "And this time, I get the tender part."
  • (Napoleon) "Hush your mouth. Now come on."
  • (Napoleon) "Lafayette. Lafayette, listen."
  • (George Lindsey) "Oh, shucks, Napoleon. That ain't nothin' more but a little ol' cricket bug."
  • (Napoleon) "It's squeaky shoes approachin'."
  • (George Lindsey) "Oh, cricket bugs don't wear shoes."
  • (Napoleon) "Hush your mouth. Let's see. They're Oxford shoes, size nine and a half. Hole in the left sole, it sounds like."
  • (George Lindsey) "What color are they?"
  • (Napoleon) "Why, they're black -- Ah, now how would I know that?"
  • (Napoleon) "That's my hat. I'm the leader."
  • (George Lindsey) "Well, shoot fire. Don't get sore at me. I ain't done nothing."
  • (Napoleon) "It's a motorcycle. Two cylinder. Chain drive. One squeaky wheel, on the front, it sounds like. Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem."
  • (George Lindsey) "How come you always grab the tender part for yourself?"
  • (Napoleon) "'Cause I outrank you, that's why. Now, stop beatin' your gums and sound the attack."
  • (Napoleon) "No, that's mess call."
  • (George Lindsey) "Made a mess of it, huh?"
  • (Napoleon) "You can be replaced, you know."

Eva Gabor as Duchess

  • (Eva Gabor) "Now, Berlioz, that is not kind. You know Edgar is so fond of us, and takes very good care of us."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Monsieur O'Malley, you could have lost your life."
  • (Phil Harris) "So I have a few to spare. Nothing."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Berlioz, come back here. Haven't you forgotten something, darling?"
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou, for letting me ride on your back."
  • (Frou-Frou the Carriage-Horse) "You're quite welcome, young man."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "How was that, Mama?"
  • (Eva Gabor) "Very good, darling. That was very nice."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "We were just practicing biting and clawing."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Aristocats do not practice biting and clawing, and things like that. It's just horrible."
  • (Toulouse the Orange Kitten) "But someday, we might meet a tough alley cat."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Thomas, this is Amelia and Abigail Gabble."
  • (Phil Harris) "Yeah, honey. Get those two web-footed lifeguards out of here."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Now, now, Thomas."
  • (Phil Harris) "Okay. Okay, baby."
  • (Phil Harris) "Hiya, chicks."
  • (Monica Evans) "We're not chickens. We're geese."
  • (Phil Harris) "No. I thought you were swans."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Oh, darling. That's only a little frog, my love."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus.""

Scatman Crothers as Scat Cat

  • (Scatman Crothers) "What's a little swinger like you doing on our side of town?"
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "Please. I was sent for help, by a cat."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Why that's outrageous. It's crazy."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "But honest. He said just to mention his name."
  • (Russian Cat) "So, start mentioning name, rodent."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "Now, don't rush me, fellas. His name is -- O'Toole."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "I don't dig him. Strike one."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "O'Brian?"
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Strike two."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "Oh boy -- You believe me, don't you?"
  • (English Cat) "Keep talkin', Mousey."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "How about -- O' -- Grady?"
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Mousey, you've just struck out."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Any last words?"
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "Oh, why did I ever listen to that O'Malley cat?"
  • (Scatman Crothers) "O'Malley?"
  • (Italian Cat) "O'Malley?"
  • (Russian Cat) "O'Malley?"
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Hold it, cats. This little guy's on the level."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "You're darn tootin' I'm on the level."
  • (Italian Cat) "We didn't mean-a to ruff-a ya, squeaky."
  • (Roquefort the Mouse) "Don't worry about me, O'Malley needs help, Duchess and the kittens are in trouble."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Come on, cats. We gotta split."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Here you go, small fry. Blow it."
  • (Chinese Cat) "Boy, he blew it."
  • (Italian Cat) "But he was close."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Everybody wants to be a cat / Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at."
  • (Phil Harris) "Tell me. Everyone is picking up on that feline beat / 'Cause everything else is obsolete."
  • (Scatman Crothers) "Strictly high-buttoned shoes."

Charles Lane as Georges Hautecourt

  • (Charles Lane) "Whoops. Not as spry as I was when I was eighty."

Hermione Baddeley as Madame Adelaide Bonfamille

  • (Hermione Baddeley) "As you know, I have no living relatives, and I want my cats to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?"
  • (Charles Lane) "Edgar? Adelaide, you mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems?"
  • (Hermione Baddeley) "No, no, no, George. To my cats."
  • (Charles Lane) "To your cats?"
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Cats?"
  • (Hermione Baddeley) "Yes. I just wish for the cats to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar."
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Cats inherit first, and I come after the cats. After I -- oh. It's not fair."
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Ooh. I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait -- and each cat has nine lives. That's four times twelve, times nine -- No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's more than I'll ever live. I'll be gone. No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those cats have got to go."

Bill Thompson as Uncle Waldo

  • (Bill Thompson) "It's outrageous. Why, you won't believe what they tried to do to your poor Uncle Waldo. Look. Look at this."
  • (Bill Thompson) ""Prime Country Goose A la Provencale, stuffed with chestnuts"? "And basted in white wine." Hic."
  • (Phil Harris) "Basted? He's been marinated in it."
  • (Bill Thompson) "Dreadful. Being British, I would've preferred sherry."
  • (Bill Thompson) "Now, girls, don't go shooshing your old Uncle Waldo. Why, you'll wake up the whole neighborhood."
  • (Bill Thompson) "Whoopee."

Phil Harris as Thomas O'Malley

  • (Phil Harris) "That's quite a family. Come to think of it, O'Malley, you're not a cat, you're a rat. Right? Right."
  • (Phil Harris) "Humans don't really worry too much about their pets."
  • (Phil Harris) "Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby."
  • (Phil Harris) "You know something? I like Uncle Waldo."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Especially when he's marinated."
  • (Phil Harris) "First, to make the magic begin, you wiggle your nose, and you tickle your chin. Now close your eyes, and cross your heart, and presto.; breakfast, à la carte."
  • (Phil Harris) "Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright. They make the morning radiant and light."
  • (Louise English) "How romantic."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "Sissy stuff."
  • (Eva Gabor) "Oh, c'est très jolie, monsieur. Very poetic. But it is not quite Shakespeare."
  • (Phil Harris) "'Course not. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Right off the cuff. Yeah. I got a million of 'em."
  • (Phil Harris) "Boy. Your eyes are like sapphires."

Louise English as Marie

  • (Louise English) "I'm ready, Maestro."
  • (Louise English) "Ow. Mama, he did it again."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "Tattletale."
  • (Louise English) "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them."
  • (Louise English) "Me first. Me first."
  • (Toulouse the Orange Kitten) "Why should you be first?"
  • (Louise English) "Because I'm a lady. That's why."
  • (Toulouse the Orange Kitten) "Oh, you're not a lady."
  • (Berlioz the Kitten) "You're nothing but a sister."

Carole Shelley as Amelia Gabble

  • (Carole Shelley) "I am Amelia Gabble. And this is my sister."
  • (Monica Evans) "Abigail Gabble."
  • (Carole Shelley) "We're twin sisters."
  • (Monica Evans) "In fact, you could say we're related."

Roddy Maude-Roxby as Edgar

  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed."
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Can you keep a secret?"
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "Of course you can."
  • (Roddy Maude-Roxby) "I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course."

Monica Evans as Abigail Gabble

  • (Monica Evans) "Your husband is very charming and very handsome."
  • (Phil Harris) "Well, you see, I'm not exactly her husband."
  • (Carole Shelley) "Exactly? Either you are or you're not."
  • (Phil Harris) "All right. I'm not."
  • (Carole Shelley) "Oh?"
  • (Carole Shelley) "He's scandalous."
  • (Monica Evans) "Indeed"
  • (Carole Shelley) "He's absolutely positively a reprobate."
  • (Monica Evans) "A roue."
  • (Carole Shelley) "His eyes are too close together."
  • (Monica Evans) "Very shifty, too."
  • (Carole Shelley) "And look at his crooked smile."
  • (Monica Evans) "His chin is very weak, too."
  • (Carole Shelley) "Obviously a philanderer who triffles with unsuspecting women's hearts."
  • (Louise English) "How romantic."
  • (Monica Evans) "Amelia, if I walk any further, I'll get flat feet."
  • (Carole Shelley) "Abigail, we were born with flat feet."
  • (Monica Evans) "Now, think goose."

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