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The Animal Quotes

The Animal is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Animal ended its run in 1970.

It features Barry Bernardi as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Peter Lyons Collister as head of cinematography.

The Animal is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Animal is 83 minutes long. The Animal is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Norm Macdonald as Mob Member, Adam Sandler as Townie, Ed Asner as Chief Wilson, Colleen Haskell as Rianna, Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange, Guy Torry as Miles, and John C. McGinley as Sgt. Sisk.

The Animal Quotes

Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange

  • (Rob Schneider) "Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you? -- Oh you have a receipt do you? -- My mistake -- I'm new on the force."
  • (Rob Schneider) "My Hancuffs?"
  • (Colleen Haskell) "You looked so uncomfortable"
  • (Rob Schneider) "When did you take them off?"
  • (Colleen Haskell) "I don't remember -- You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while -- You are an Animal."
  • (Rob Schneider) "I am? Awesome."

Ed Asner as Chief Wilson

  • (Ed Asner) "Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord."

Adam Sandler as Townie

  • (Adam Sandler) "You can do it. Cut his f***ing balls off."

Guy Torry as Miles

  • (Guy Torry) "If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know."

John C. McGinley as Sgt. Sisk

  • (John C. McGinley) "Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?"
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?"
  • (John C. McGinley) "When it gets dark."
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?"
  • (John C. McGinley) "Yes."
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Oh, excellent. Excellent."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Now, if there are no more questions --"
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Stay with the mob."
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Stay with the mob. All right."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Right."
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?"
  • (John C. McGinley) "You; back of the mob."
  • (Norm Macdonald) ""Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot. I came early."
  • (John C. McGinley) "Okay, out of the mob."
  • (Norm Macdonald) "Ah, this mob blows."

Colleen Haskell as Rianna

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Norm Macdonald as Mob Member

  • (Norm Macdonald) "I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude"

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