The Andy Milonakis Show Quotes

The Andy Milonakis Show is a television program that was first aired in 2005 on MTV. The Andy Milonakis Show ended in 2007.

The Andy Milonakis Show lasted 3 seasons and 22 episodes. The Andy Milonakis Show is created by Andy Milonakis.

The Andy Milonakis Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Andy Milonakis Show is 22 minutes long. The Andy Milonakis Show is produced by Jackhole Productions.

The Andy Milonakis Show Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I had sadness for breakfast."

• (Larry) "Oh, no, I'm gonna miss "Date My Mom.""

• (Duck Caller) "Pidgeon."
• (Larry) "Yay, it's a blessing in disguise."

• (Unnamed) "Can you describe me in one word or less?"
• (Old Lady on the Street) "Creamy."

• (Unnamed) "Thanks for not stabbing me."

• (Unnamed) "I am Karate Lincoln, who created Karate like George Washington invented flapjacks. That's why they call him "Flapjack George", and that's why they call me Karate Lincoln."

• (Unnamed) "I bet I could beat you in a race, bitch."

• (Unnamed) "This song was inspired by springtime. Larry is a jerk, he's an idiot jerk, he's a jerk idiot. Look how he dances like an idiot jerk like a jerk idiot. What's worse, an idiot jerk or a jerk idiot? Let's ask Larry since he's both of those things."
• (Unnamed) "Congratulations, jerk idiot, you just danced like an idiot jerk."

• (Larry) "Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head. Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head."
• (Unnamed) "Shut the f*** up."

• (Unnamed) "Do you know why I hate myself?"
• (Lady) "No --"
• (Unnamed) "Neither do I, have a nice day, though."

• (Snoop Dogg) "Pancake face on the bitch. You know what I'm talking about?"

• (Unnamed) "Let's do a rap about pancakes. Both of us, we'll do it freestyle."
• (Ralphie) "Cool. All right. Pancakes and Jello. Ello. Hemelo. Hello. What's her name Ello? You chillin' like you eatin' jello with pancakes and hello and syrup. Dyrup, dip up, dip up and dip it the hyrup."
• (Unnamed) "Yo, yo, yo. Pancakes in my face, pancakes in my place. Pancakes in my area, cause mass hysteria. I don't care. Yo, I put pancakes in my hair and mix it with syrup. Yo, what rhymes with syrup?"
• (Ralphie) "Pancakes and hyrup."

• (Unnamed) "Want to audition for my play?"
• (Man) "Uhh --"
• (Unnamed) "That's good, a little more emotion though."

• (Unnamed) "Bees on my head. Don't call me a bee head."

• (Unnamed) "Does pancake face like syrup? I don.t know. Why don't we ask him? Wait a minute. I'm pancake face and I love syrup."

• (Unnamed) "Slim Jim dollie. Slim Jim dollie. Slim Jim dollie got a Slim Jim body."

• (Unnamed) "Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head / Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head / Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head / Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed / You wear name brands and I make my own clothing/ I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing / I hate myself / Pancake on my face makes me extra happy / I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy / 'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do / When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew / So yo I gotta go it's time for me to rock it / I put balogna in my left pocket / Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket / 'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis / It's my show I'm Shmandy Smiloshmakis / It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis."

• (Unnamed) "Help. My John Stamos is stuck in a tree."
• (John Stamos) "Help. I'm stuck in a tree."

• (Unnamed) "Describe me in one word or less."
• (Man) "Magic."
• (Unnamed) "I guess I am magic."

• (Unnamed) "Terminal illness -- Terminal schmillness."

• (Man) "What the hell you looking at?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you at the end of every rainbow?"
• (Man) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Wow. Rainbows suck."
• (Man) "No s***."
• (Unnamed) "Well -- where's the pot of gold?"
• (Man) "I have some hard candy and Bengay."
• (Unnamed) "Yay. Bengay. I love Bengay."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. It hurts so good."
• (Man) "You stupid bitch."

• (Unnamed) "Wow. Your bike makes me want to crack my head open so all the angels can fly out."

• (Unnamed) "I have no soul. Have a nice day."
• (Man) "I don't have one either."

• (Unnamed) "What does this do?"

• (Unnamed) "Jesus Kitty says: let there be fish and bread for all the girls and boys."

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