The Alphabet Murders Quotes

The Alphabet Murders is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Alphabet Murders ended in 1970.

It features Ron Goodwin in charge of musical score, and Desmond Dickinson as head of cinematography.

The Alphabet Murders is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Alphabet Murders is 90 min long. The Alphabet Murders is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Robert Morley as Hastings, Tony Randall as Hercule Poirot, Grazina Frame as Betty Barnard, Julian Glover as Don Fortune, Maurice Denham as Japp, Guy Rolfe as Duncan Doncaster, Cyril Luckham as Sir Carmichael Clarke, and James Villiers as Franklin.

The Alphabet Murders Quotes

Robert Morley as Hastings

• (Robert Morley) "Where have you been? What have you been doing?"
• (Tony Randall) "Arranging a little extra insurance my friend."
• (Robert Morley) "Oh really? Personally I always feel perfectly safe with British railways. Mind you its very different in France, isn't it?"
• (Tony Randall) "I wouldn't know. I am not French, I am Belgian."
• (Robert Morley) "Well it's the same thing, you both eat horsemeat."

Guy Rolfe as Duncan Doncaster

• (Guy Rolfe) "I suppose your business is blackmail."
• (Tony Randall) "My business is justice. I'm Poirot."

Maurice Denham as Japp

• (Maurice Denham) "He's been at it again, sir."
• (Robert Morley) "Has he? Where?"
• (Maurice Denham) "Where?"
• (Maurice Denham) "Hyde Park. Molesting a young woman, sir."

• (Maurice Denham) "I'd like to apologize for this misunderstanding, sir. I thought the name was Pairot, of course, if I had realized it was Perot."
• (Tony Randall) "Poirot."

Tony Randall as Hercule Poirot

• (Amanda Beatrice Cross) "There's going to be a murder. I'm frightened. That's why I'm here. I'm terribly frightened."
• (Tony Randall) "Oh, you think someone is going to kill you, eh?"
• (Amanda Beatrice Cross) "No, I'm going to kill someone."
• (Tony Randall) "No more massage, please."

• (Tony Randall) "I trust you'll allow me to accept defeat with dignity. I don't relish this; this bum's rush."

• (Amanda Beatrice Cross) "Do you want my balloons?"
• (Tony Randall) "Yes."

• (Tony Randall) "Sir, Hastings, dear friend, you're taking this like a Belgian."

• (Tony Randall) "Tell me doctor, is it possible for such a person to be dominated?"

• (Tony Randall) "Please, do not follow Poirot. This is London. Nothing is going to happen."

• (Tony Randall) "Who is ABC?"
• (Guy Rolfe) "ABC?"
• (Tony Randall) "Blonde. Beautiful. Very tall."
• (Guy Rolfe) "You speak of Amanda, of course."
• (Tony Randall) "Amanda? Amanda who?"
• (Guy Rolfe) "Amanda Beatrice Cross."
• (Tony Randall) "A-B-C."

James Villiers as Franklin

• (James Villiers) "My step brother lives in a square world of his own, Mr. Poirot. For instance, he still thinks I'm too young to drink."
• (Tony Randall) "Most people are."

Julian Glover as Don Fortune

• (Julian Glover) "There's no point in asking her about women. All she knows about is men; especially the size of their wallets."

Cyril Luckham as Sir Carmichael Clarke

• (Cyril Luckham) "How very interesting. The cheater cheated. The deceiver deceived."

Grazina Frame as Betty Barnard

• (Grazina Frame) "Looking for someone to play with?"

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