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The Adventures of Tintin (film) Quotes

The Adventures of Tintin (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Adventures of Tintin ended in 1970.

It features Steven Spielberg, and Peter Jackson; Kathleen Kennedy as producer, and John Williams in charge of musical score.

The Adventures of Tintin (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and New Zealand. Each episode of The Adventures of Tintin (film) is 107 minutes long. The Adventures of Tintin (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures, and Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Joe Starr as Tintin, Enn Reitel as Nestor, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as Thomson, Toby Jones as Silk, and Daniel Mays as Allan.

The Adventures of Tintin (film) Quotes

Joe Starr as Tintin

  • (Joe Starr) "There's a clue to another treasure. How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"
  • (Captain Haddock) "Unquenchable, Tintin."
  • (Joe Starr) "What secrets do you hold?"
  • (Joe Starr) "If you'll excuse me, I need to find a way off this drunken tub."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Tu- TUB?"
  • (Joe Starr) "Great snakes."
  • (Captain Haddock) "So you thought you'd sneak in an' catch me with me trousers down, eh?"
  • (Joe Starr) "I'd rather you keep your trousers on if it's all the same to you."
  • (Joe Starr) "If Sakharine gets to that ship before us, it's over."
  • (Captain Haddock) "You do know what you're doing, right?"
  • (Joe Starr) "Relax. I interviewed a pilot once."
  • (Joe Starr) "To think, all it took was one day in the Sahara. Congratulations, Captain, you're sober."
  • (Captain Haddock) "It was Allan, he nobbled me -- and there was a bottle --"
  • (Joe Starr) "There always is."
  • (Captain Haddock) "No, it's not like that --"
  • (Joe Starr) "I can smell it on you."
  • (Joe Starr) "Snowy, look at this --"
  • (Captain Haddock) "So -- you were trying' to catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?"
  • (Joe Starr) "I would keep your trousers up, same to you."
  • (Captain Haddock) "He was planning all of this, trying to bump me off."
  • (Joe Starr) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Captain Haddock) "I knew he was going send someone to do th' job. Me murdered in bed by a baby-faced assassin."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Arrgh."
  • (Joe Starr) "No, No. You've got it all wrong. I'm not an assassin."
  • (Joe Starr) "I was captured by a gang of thugs."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Oh, the filthy swine. He's turned the whole crew against me."
  • (Joe Starr) "Are you going to take charge of this evidence?"
  • (Inspector Thompson) "Never fear, Tintin. The evidence is safe with us."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "Thompson? Where are you?"
  • (Inspector Thompson) "Well, I'm already downstairs. You'd better keep up."
  • (Captain Haddock) "My memory isn't the way it used to be."
  • (Joe Starr) "How was it?"
  • (Captain Haddock) "I've forgotten."
  • (Captain Haddock) "What is this peculiar beverage? It had no bouquet, it's completely transparent."
  • (Joe Starr) "It's water."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Nobody takes my ship."
  • (Joe Starr) "They've already taken it."
  • (Captain Haddock) "But nobody takes my ship twice."
  • (Joe Starr) "We can't go back, not now --. Not now."
  • (Captain Haddock) "I thought you were an optimist."
  • (Joe Starr) "You were wrong, weren't you? I'm a realist."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Ah, it's just another name for a quitter."
  • (Joe Starr) "You can call me what you like. Don't you get it? We failed."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you."
  • (Captain Haddock) "Tintin? Tintin? Warm yourself, lad --"
  • (Joe Starr) "Captain. What did you do?"
  • (Captain Haddock) "Ah, you were looking cold, so I lit a wee fire."
  • (Joe Starr) "IN A BOAT ? Those are our oars, we need them to reach to Baggdar."
  • (Captain Haddock) "We don't need to."
  • (Joe Starr) "Help me put it out"
  • (Captain Haddock) "He's right. What have I done? What have I done?"
  • (Joe Starr) "No. No, No, N --"
  • (Captain Haddock) "Thundering Typhoons."
  • (Joe Starr) "How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"
  • (Captain Haddock) "Unquenchable, Tintin."

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as Thomson

  • (Inspector Thompson) "It's childishly simple."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "To be precise: it's simply childish."
  • (Inspector Thompson) "You are under arrest."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "To be precise: you are under arrest."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "Great Scotland Yard. That's extraordinary."
  • (Joe Starr) "What is?"
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "Worthington's having a half-price sale on bowler hats."
  • (Inspector Thompson) "Really, Thomson. This is hardly the time --"
  • (Inspector Thompson) "Great Scotland Yard."
  • (Joe Starr) "What is it?"
  • (Inspector Thompson) "Canes are half-price too."

Daniel Mays as Allan

  • (Ivanovich Sakharine) "You may kill the boy, but NOT Haddock."
  • (Daniel Mays) "Oh, come on, sir, he's a rum soak. We should have killed him long ago --"
  • (Ivanovich Sakharine) "Do you think it was an accident I took Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing I do is an accident."

Enn Reitel as Nestor

  • (Enn Reitel) "Good evening, sir. I trust you had a pleasant voyage."
  • (Ivanovich Sakharine) "Do I pay you to talk?"
  • (Enn Reitel) "You don't pay me at all."

Toby Jones as Silk

  • (Toby Jones) "I'm not a bad person. I'm a kleptomaniac."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "A what?"
  • (Inspector Thompson) "It's fear of open spaces."
  • (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) "Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room."

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