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The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) Quotes

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert De Niro as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) is 92 minutes long. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert De Niro as Fearless Leader, Randy Quaid as Cappy, Whoopi Goldberg as Judge Cameo, Janeane Garofalo as Minnie Mogul, Janeane Garofalo as Minnie, Piper Perabo as Karen, Jason Alexander as Boris, Rene Russo as Natasha, John Goodman as Oklahoma Cop, Kel Mitchell as Martin, and Kenan Thompson as Lewis.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (film) Quotes

Jason Alexander as Boris

  • (Jason Alexander) "We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel. We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years."
  • (Rene Russo) "And we've never even come close."
  • (Jason Alexander) "Exactly."

Kel Mitchell as Martin

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John Goodman as Oklahoma Cop

  • (Rocky) "But she really is with the FBI."
  • (John Goodman) "Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman."

Robert De Niro as Fearless Leader

  • (Robert De Niro) "Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying. Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader."
  • (Robert De Niro) "There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now."
  • (Unnamed) "What about that movie Roger Rabbit?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Shut up. This is totally different."
  • (Robert De Niro) "There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now."

Piper Perabo as Karen

  • (Bullwinkle) "What kind of music is this?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Hip-hop."
  • (Bullwinkle) "Ok, but I still want to know what kind of music this is."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Boris Badenov. I've seen you on TV. You're a crooked, creepy, no-good rotten worm."
  • (Jason Alexander) "Oh, thank you."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy --"
  • (Jason Alexander) "Please. You'll turn my pretty head."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You're a sadistic spy and a really bad person"
  • (Jason Alexander) "Stop. You're embarrassing me."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Bullwinkle, can you rappel?"
  • (Bullwinkle) "Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years."
  • (Bullwinkle) "Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong."
  • (Rocky) "Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean."
  • (Bullwinkle) "You mean two rights do make a wrong?"
  • (Rocky) "No."
  • (Bullwinkle) "I always thought two rights made a U-turn."
  • (Piper Perabo) "I don't know how much more of this I can take."
  • (Bullwinkle) "Well, let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make a figure-8, two figure-8's make a butterfly --"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Look, all I want from you guys are results, okay?"

Janeane Garofalo as Minnie Mogul

  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Too intelligent."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Too intelligent."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Too intelligent."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "Hey, how did that happen?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "We're attached to the project."
  • (Narrator) "But even though the pun was weak, the contract was ironclad."
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't."
  • (Unnamed) "Why not?"
  • (Janeane Garofalo) "My pen's out of ink."

Whoopi Goldberg as Judge Cameo

  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts."
  • (Bullwinkle) "And three dukes and seven earls. Ha ha ha ha."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "Make that 19."
  • (Whoopi Goldberg) "And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law." This case is dismissed."

Randy Quaid as Cappy

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