The Adventures of Lano and Woodley Quotes

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is a television show that appeared on TV in 1997 on Australian Broadcasting Corporation. The Adventures of Lano and Woodley stopped airing in 1999.

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley lasted 2 seasons and 13 episodes. The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is created by Colin Lane and Frank Woodley.

Each episode of The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is Approx. 28 minutes ea. long.

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley Quotes

• (Frank) "You know, the actor guy. Oh, what is his name? See, the thing is -- the thing is -- the thing is that when I say his name, you'll go, 'YES. The actor guy, love him, adore him -- ' But I can't think of his name. It's on the tip of my tongue. You know who I mean; he's got the hair -- the eyes -- a bit of a nose -- and a mouth and it's all held together with -- like a FACE."

• (Frank) "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will only cause permanent psychological damage."

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