The A-Team (film) Quotes

The A-Team (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The A-Team ended in 1970.

It features Stephen J. Cannell; Tony Scott, Spike Seldin, Jules Daly, and Alex Young; Iain Smith as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Mauro Fiore as head of cinematography.

The A-Team (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The A-Team (film) is 119 minutes long. The A-Team (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Patrick Wilson as Lynch, C. Ernst Harth as Crematorium Attendant, Terry Chen as Ravech, Brian Bloom as Pike, and Corey Burton as Narrator.

The A-Team (film) Quotes

Patrick Wilson as Lynch

• (Patrick Wilson) "Yes we have weapons, no you may not wand us."

• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "What can I do for you, Mr. Lynch?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "I need you to help me stop Saddam's former flunkies from stealing over a billion dollars in the next thirty hours. The only mint outside the U.S. capable of printing our money belonged to the Shah of Iran; during the Iraq-Iran war it went missing. Rumor was that Saddam'd stolen it."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "And we got it back in Desert Storm."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Well, we didn't get the engraving plates."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "It didn't matter. They would have had to rebuild the mint just to print those bills."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Well, sir, it's happening as we speak. Fadday's thugs have seized what's left of the Iraqi national mint to run off millions of dollars of unbacked American currency."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "How are they planning to move the plates and a billion dollars out of Baghdad?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "Armoured convoy. Men with former Iraqi backups. You know, high-speed shoot-to-kill types. So how do you plan on stopping them?"

• (Patrick Wilson) "Colonel, my name is Lynch. I'm with Central Intelligence."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "I knew a company man named Lynch back in the first Desert Storm."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Yeah, I come from a long line of Lynches."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "You ever stop to consider maybe the reason nobody trusts the CIA is because nobody knows your real names?"

• (Patrick Wilson) "I want her phones, her computers, any support packages she operates, I want to know everything. I want active intercept taps on everything she's got, I want every move monitored from this moment forwards --"
• (Agent Blair) "You realize she's D.O.D ?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "I don't care if she's G.O.D.. Do it."

• (Patrick Wilson) "So Morrison's dead, Smith and his team are dead. Another fifteen minutes or so we'll locate those engraving plates."
• (Brian Bloom) "This is you gloating?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "No, this is me beating you. After you burned me. We had a deal, remember?"
• (Brian Bloom) "Not you and me."
• (Patrick Wilson) "You, me and Morrison."
• (Brian Bloom) "Not you and me directly."
• (Patrick Wilson) "And you two colluded and cut me out?"
• (Brian Bloom) "Hey, what are you doing?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "Are we going to do this in the car? He's going to do it?"
• (Brian Bloom) "Way to go, that's brilliant right there."
• (Brian Bloom) "What are you doing? What is he doing? Jesus."
• (Patrick Wilson) "How's it going Kyle, are you all right?"
• (Agent Kyle) "I'm good."
• (Brian Bloom) "Brother, you are far from good. What are you doing?"
• (Brian Bloom) "It's a suppressor, counter clockwise. You're holding a gun like that? You've held a gun like that before and you're still here? That's amazing. Jesus, hey, final request; don't let this guy shoot me please."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Okay, this was not well thought out."
• (Brian Bloom) "No s***? I mean I gotta teach you how to kill me, hey, do me a favor, all right? Put the barrel, put the gun flush to my head."
• (Agent Kyle) "You sure?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "Is that going to go right through?"
• (Brian Bloom) "Before you hurt somebody besides me."
• (Brian Bloom) "We're okay. Never cuff a man in a seated position with his hands behind his back, makes it impossible to see the hands."
• (Patrick Wilson) "That was cool."
• (Brian Bloom) "You liked that?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "Oh I liked that, I liked that a lot."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Are you all right, you idiot?"
• (Agent Kyle) "Yeah it was a good hit."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Please handcuff him."
• (Brian Bloom) "We don't need to use them again, we don't need the cuffs. Hey, I didn't burn you, Morrison did."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Wow, that's awesome. That looks exactly like Call Of Duty, doesn't it?"

• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "Sorry, Pike. At least with me there are rules."
• (Patrick Wilson) "CIAs got rules. Our rules are just cooler than yours."

Corey Burton as Narrator

• (Corey Burton) "Still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if nobody can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

C. Ernst Harth as Crematorium Attendant

• (C. Ernst Harth) "You -- are not permitted -- in my --"
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "So, Satan walks into this bar."

Brian Bloom as Pike

• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "US Military, we got him."
• (Brian Bloom) "Yeah, this is about the right amount of cops."
• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "That's cute. You're lucky there are people around."
• (Brian Bloom) "No sweetheart, you're lucky."

• (Brian Bloom) "We make in a week what you guys make in a year."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "Cash don't buy guts, kid. Or brains. And you're short on both."

• (Brian Bloom) "I like to travel light. Stuff like loyalty doesn't fit in the overhead bins."

• (Brian Bloom) "Don't take this too personally, but uh, look here. Smile, wait for the flash."

Terry Chen as Ravech

• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "Stop. Stop, stop, stop."
• (Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock) "Face, your girlfriend's back."
• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "Reverse now."
• (Terry Chen) "Son of a bitch."
• (Capt. Charisa Sosa) "Move your ass now."
• (Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock) "The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz."
• (Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith) "Lift us off Murdock."

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