The 10th Kingdom Quotes

The 10th Kingdom is a television program that appeared on TV in 2000 . The 10th Kingdom ended its run in 2000.

It features Robert Halmi Sr. as producer, Anne Dudley in charge of musical score, and Chris Howard as head of cinematography.

The 10th Kingdom is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The 10th Kingdom is 417 minutes long. The 10th Kingdom is distributed by Hallmark Entertainment.

The cast includes: Scott Cohen as Wolf, Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Virginia, Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell as Snow White, John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis as Tony, and Rutger Hauer as Huntsman.

The 10th Kingdom Quotes

John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis as Tony

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "All right, all right. Wait, wait. I have a question. What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Get your hands off me."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "What does that achieve?"
• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there."
• (Unnamed) "WHOA."
• (Scott Cohen) "I guess it's the other one."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "I need to know if your intentions are honorable."
• (Scott Cohen) "No, not really."

• (Gustav the Magic Mirror) "An answer only will I chime, when questions put are asked in rhyme."
• (Dwarf Librarian) "All early mirrors talk in verse."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Yes, of course."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Here lies Ivan The Optimist."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Is this still the right way to your castle?"
• (Prince Wendell) "Right, um, I'll go and get a stick."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "It's no use, the man is a complete idiot."
• (Village Idiot) "If only. Now my father, he was a complete idiot. I'm still a half-wit."

• (Prince Wendell) "And what is your plan now, Antony?"
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Get drunk."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No. Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass.'?"

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?"

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again."

• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "That's not funny."
• (Scott Cohen) "It can get funnier if we keep on doing it."

Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Virginia

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I'd like to say that Wolf and I lived happily ever after, but our lives were almost immediately interrupted by another crisis in the kingdoms. But that's not this story, this story is done. And when you live every day with all your heart, then you can be happy ever after, even if it's only for short time. My name is Virigina, and I live on the edge of the forest -- And this is the end of the first book of the 10th Kingdom."

• (Acorn) "You may find what you seek down there."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "What do you mean?"
• (Acorn) "I don't know. I always wanted to say that."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?"
• (Gustav the Magic Mirror) "Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "A bed -- with barnacles."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "The sea bed."
• (Dwarf Librarian) "Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one."
• (Gustav the Magic Mirror) "What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "The Queen. That's all we need."
• (Prince Wendell) "Antony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit?"
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "No, no, no, um --"
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen."
• (Gustav the Magic Mirror) "Near she is, but not alone. In a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "That's Prince Wendell's castle."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I'm gonna die of long hair."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off."
• (Scott Cohen) "Oooh, that is what is known as an empty threat."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I really do like you. I like you a lot. And, I never; I never wanna hurt you. I think I love you."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "My name is Virginia, and I live on the edge of a forest. Well, sort of."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) ""For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all.""

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I don't intend to have any children, thank you very much."
• (Scott Cohen) "Well, it's a little bit late for that."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "What do you mean?"
• (Scott Cohen) "You got a little wolf cub growing inside of you. A little furry chap, just like me, only much smaller. Believe me. I'm a wolf. I know these things."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "Really?"
• (Scott Cohen) "I just know."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me."
• (Scott Cohen) "Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge to just go up to people and say "My mother left me when I was seven." As if that would explain everything. And I miss her. And I hate her. And I miss her -- I was on a train and it crashed or something, and no one came and rescued me."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I've gone crazy. How can I be talking to a dog?"
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "Yes, I have. Don't try and reassure me."

• (Burly) "This could be a long torture session."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I'll tell you anything you wanna know."
• (Burly) "Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture."

• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "My name is Virginia -- And I live on the edge of the forest."

Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell as Snow White

• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "You're cold. You're cold, Virginia. How did you become so cold? You are still lost in the forest. But lonely, lost girls like us can rescue themselves. You are standing on the edge of greatness."

• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "This mirror will show you what you do and do not want to see."

• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "You may ask for one wish, and I will try and grant it. But be sure to ask for the right thing."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "Okay, I wish -- I wish that Dad's bad luck was over. Oh. And that his back wasn't broken anymore."
• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "Strictly speaking, that's two wishes. But it's done."

• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "Hello, Virginia. You look tired."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "Are you dead?"
• (Daniel Lapaine as Prince Wendell) "Well, yes. I think you'd have to say so. I'm more into the fairy-godmother, occasional-appearance sort of thing now."

Scott Cohen as Wolf

• (Scott Cohen) "Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all."

• (Restaurant Owner) "I am the greatest chef in the Nine Kingdoms. Folks travel hundreds of miles just to eat my food."
• (Scott Cohen) "Yeah, well my date's from a different dimension, so don't slip up."

• (Dr. Horowitz) "Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind."
• (Scott Cohen) "Oh, yeah. Oh, a game. Yeah."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Here we go. Home."
• (Scott Cohen) "Cooking."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Coward."
• (Scott Cohen) "Chicken."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Wedding."
• (Scott Cohen) "Cake."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Dead."
• (Scott Cohen) "Meat."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Sexual."
• (Scott Cohen) "Ooh, appetite."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Love."
• (Scott Cohen) "Oh. To eat anything fluffy. Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?"

• (Scott Cohen) "Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt. Of course it would melt, but very slowly."

• (Sally Peep) "If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come into my house and huff and puff and blow all my clothes off."
• (Scott Cohen) "Where do you live, Sally?"

• (Scott Cohen) "Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan."
• (Scott Cohen) "Baste it. Roast it. Toast it. Nibble it. Chew it. Bite right through it. Wobble it. Gobble it. Wrap it 'round a couple of chickens and I am ravenous."

• (Scott Cohen) "I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I don't trust you at all. You tried to eat my grandmother."

• (Scott Cohen) "Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is --"
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Well, go on, say it."
• (Scott Cohen) "I --"
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Say it."
• (Scott Cohen) "Not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her."

• (Scott Cohen) "No, no. "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me."

• (Scott Cohen) "Virginia, please forgive me. I-I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my-my cycle is-is coming on. You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "That sounds familiar."

• (Scott Cohen) "Oh, let me put your mind at rest. Now that I've seen you, eating you is out of the question. Not even on the menu. Now, I know this is sudden but -- How about a date?"
• (Scott Cohen) "We started badly, but I take all the blame for that."

• (Scott Cohen) "I picked up your trail a few days ago."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "But how? We went through a mountain."
• (Scott Cohen) "Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself."

• (Scott Cohen) "I've always wanted to say this. Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks."

• (Scott Cohen) "You are as safe as a brick-built pig house."

• (Evil Queen) "I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog."
• (Scott Cohen) "Good idea."

• (Scott Cohen) "You don't trust nobody."
• (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) "I don't trust you, no."
• (Scott Cohen) "Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff, you won't get loved either."

• (Scott Cohen) "Wolfies just pretend to do naughty things."

• (Scott Cohen) "Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a-a gorgeous girl with very long hair?"
• (Woodsman) "I haven't seen anything, I'm blind."
• (John Larroquette as Anthony Lewis) "A blind woodsman?"
• (Woodsman) "Have you ever seen a tree move?"

• (Scott Cohen) "I smell dog."

• (Scott Cohen) "But you don't understand, I won't be here next week."
• (Dr. Horowitz) "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, you're not going to intimidate me with suicide threats."

• (Scott Cohen) "We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses."

Rutger Hauer as Huntsman

• (Rutger Hauer) "I know your destiny. You'll ask a question, and die before it's answered."
• (Old Elf) "Who are you?"

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