Thanksgiving Orphans Quotes

Thanksgiving Orphans is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Thanksgiving Orphans ended its run in 1970.

Thanksgiving Orphans Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Could somebody please explain to me where the little 'pop thing' is on the turkey? I mean, 'cause maybe it's different in the city, but in the country, where I come from, turkeys aren't born with little pop things."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, this is my first Thanksgiving away from home. I mean, unless you count last year."

• (Unnamed) "Guys, listen. I'm having a slight problem with the damn bird."
• (Unnamed) "What color is it now, Norm?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I think we're moving into the earth tones."

• (Unnamed) "This is Thanksgiving, and I still say this is going to be the greatest."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, who the hell do we think we're kidding? We're all a bunch of pathetic dropouts. Scorned by our loved ones; as if anybody ever loved us at all."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, will you lighten up, man? The only thing wrong here is, we're hungry. Now, who else wants to join me in these -- ice cold potatoes?"
• (Unnamed) "It'll go great here with the Jell-o soup."
• (Unnamed) "I'm dying to try some of the hair growing on the crudités."

• (Unnamed) "I think something's wrong with your oven, Carla."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, my oven was just fine until you stuffed Birdzilla in it."

• (Unnamed) "Everybody get enough to eat?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, I never had a chance to try the potatoes."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well here, let me --"

• (Unnamed) "What could be more enjoyable than opening your heart this holiday season?"
• (Unnamed) "Opening yours with a can opener?"

• (Unnamed) "Come on, you guys, come on. We don't have to bite each others' heads off here."
• (Unnamed) "It may be the only thing we get to eat this day, Sammy."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, look at that will you? Nice Rudolph."
• (Unnamed) "I made it myself."
• (Unnamed) "No kidding?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, Rudolph is my favourite guy in the Christmas song."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Apparently then Woody, you're unaware that the story of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but you got to admit, it's easy to whistle."
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm serious. First the other reindeer tease and then ostracise him. And then when his abnormality proves of service, they use him."
• (Unnamed) "But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al, not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly dispise the bulbous-nosed little wimp."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays."

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