Thanks for the Memory (Red Dwarf) Quotes

Thanks for the Memory (Red Dwarf) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Thanks for the Memory stopped airing in 1970.

Thanks for the Memory (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Rimmer) "I'm disciplined, I'm organized, I'm dedicated to my career, I've always got a pen. Result? Total smeghead despised by everyone except the ship's parrot. And that's only because we haven't got one. Why? Why is that?"

• (The Cat) "What is this place?"
• (Lister) "This is the hologram simulation suite. This is the room that creates Rimmer."
• (The Cat) "Have we come to blow this room up?"

• (Rimmer) "Once."
• (Lister) "Smeg."
• (Rimmer) "One time only."
• (Lister) "Don't tell me this Rimmer. You'll want to kill yourself in the mornin'."
• (Rimmer) "Yvonne McGruder. A single brief liaison with the ships female boxing champion. March 16, 7.31p.m to 7.43p.m."
• (Lister) "Please."
• (Rimmer) "Twelve minutes."
• (Lister) "Please."
• (Rimmer) "And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza."
• (Lister) "Please Rimmer."
• (Rimmer) "In my entire life, I've spent more time being sick."

• (Rimmer) "Somehow we've lost the last four days."
• (The Cat) "Did you look behind the fridge? If you lose something it's nearly always there."
• (Rimmer) "Aliens."
• (Lister) "What?"
• (The Cat) "What are you talking about, grease stain?"
• (Rimmer) "It's a well documented phenomenon. They kidnap you, give you a mind probe, erase your memory, and put you back."
• (Lister) "OK, aliens came aboard."
• (Rimmer) "Without question."
• (Lister) "They broke my leg."
• (Rimmer) "For some reason."
• (The Cat) "They broke MY leg."
• (Rimmer) "Right."
• (Holly) "And then they did a jigsaw."
• (Rimmer) "Right."
• (Holly) "Well, that's cleared that up then."
• (Rimmer) "Look, you're not thinking alien. That's what aliens are: alien. They do alien things. Things that are -- alien. Maybe this is the way they communicate."
• (The Cat) "By breaking legs?"
• (Lister) "And doing jigsaws?"
• (Rimmer) "Why should they speak the way we do? They're aliens."
• (Lister) "OK, professor, what does it mean?"
• (Rimmer) "Maybe, maybe, OK? Breaking your leg hurts like hell, OK? "Hel." They do it below the knee, "lo." "Hel-lo," gettit? They do it twice; twice, "two." "Hello two." And the jigsaw must mean "you." "Hello to you.""
• (The Cat) "I wouldn't like to be around when one of these suckers is making a speech."

• (Lister) "What time is it?"
• (Rimmer) "Saturday."
• (Lister) "Is that the best you can do?"
• (Rimmer) "There are some numbers next to it but they could be anything."

• (Rimmer) "I want a triple fried egg sandwich with --"
• (Lister) "With chili sauce and chutney."
• (Holly) "You what?"
• (Lister) "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie."
• (Holly) "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about. All right, okay."
• (Lister) "Trust me."
• (Rimmer) "I think I'm having a baby."
• (Lister) "It's good, innit?"
• (Rimmer) "It's incredible. Where did you get the recipe?"
• (Lister) "I can't remember. I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare."
• (Rimmer) "It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery."

• (Rimmer) "So, a surfboard-foot-sized monster came aboard, did a jigsaw, drained our memories and broke a couple of legs, so what? Forgive and forget, that's what I say."

• (Rimmer) "I can't understand it. I've had so much to drink and it hasn't even afflicted me."

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