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Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) Quotes

Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Testimony of Evil ended in 1970.

Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Say, that was nice work. You took a big chance doing that."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan."
  • (Unnamed) "I've seen the greatest: Sinatra, Wayne Newton, Carl Yastrzemski, that was the greatest performance I've ever seen in my life."
  • (Unnamed) "Cigarette?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, I know."
  • (Unnamed) "It was in the glove compartment."
  • (Unnamed) "Well Frank, this case is all wrapped up. Veronica Rivers confessed to killing Joey Koldys and we've got her and Vic and the Frenchman on the dope smuggling rap."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, from now on they'll all be up there together in the Statesville prison."
  • (Unnamed) "Yep, along with Martin and Dutch and Lana, Thames and Sally Decker."
  • (Unnamed) "You got nothing on us."
  • (Unnamed) "I do now."
  • (Unnamed) "She was also dumb, she came in one time with a hot tarr on her hand and she said: "look what I almost stepped in"."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a typical four-fifthteen."
  • (Unnamed) "Four-fifthteen?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, the body was found 415 feet from the car."
  • (Unnamed) "Johnny, some kids on the show yesterday mentioned a new kind of music, ska. You know anything about it?"
  • (Unnamed) "How should I know?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing but a modern offshoot of reggae, updated white rock influences, definately upbeat. It'll never become really popular because even though they've made the back beat more conventional, it's still too exotic for mass acceptance."
  • (Unnamed) "Johnny, I also need some more of that secret formula enternal youth cream you have."
  • (Unnamed) "Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman."
  • (Unnamed) "When I arrived at the morgue, my boss had already begun to investigate the physical evidence. As was our custom in such cases, we began to talk."
  • (Unnamed) "You Nicky McBreen?"
  • (Nicky McBreen) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "You're under arrest."
  • (Nicky McBreen) "For what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Reproducing the accounts, pictures or descriptions of a major league baseball game without the express written consent of the commissioner."
  • (Nicky McBreen) "Ok, so I tapes a game."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, let's go."
  • (Nicky McBreen) "I had a few friends over, but I, but I, didn't charge them. All right, a couple of bucks a head."
  • (Unnamed) "And you know Ed, what all this goes to show is that the only real dope is the one who sells it or buys it."

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