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Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus Quotes

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus completed its run in 1970.

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus Quotes

  • (Terrance) "Oh, Celine Dion, what have you done? I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob."
  • (Celine Dion) "What do you mean? Why are you calling him Ugly Bob?"
  • (Phillip) "Because that's his name you stupid bitch."
  • (Celine Dion) "You told me your name was Handsome Bob."
  • (Terrance) "Look at him Celine Dion."
  • (Phillip) "Behold, his horrible face."
  • (Celine Dion) "Oh my God, he's heinously ugly, and I am pregnant with his child."
  • (Terrance) "What? Noooooo."
  • (Celine Dion) "I'm going to have a freak-baby."
  • (Phillip) "Oh, the humanity."
  • (Phillip) "Look at their silly American heads."
  • (Terrance) "They look like groundhogs."
  • (Terrance) "I'm going to put on a pirate costume."
  • (Delivery Man) "Special delivery for Terrance."
  • (Philip) "I'll take that."
  • (Delivery Man) "Sign here, and here, and here, and here, and here -- and here."
  • (Philip) "Oh Terrance, you got a letter."
  • (Terrance) "Shiver me timbers Philip. At this rate I'll never get to my Kraft dinner."
  • (Phillip) "After all Terrance. A friend in need is a friend with kraft dinner."
  • (Scott) "Hey, you were supposed to kill Terence and Philip and then leave, not try to take over Canada. That was our deal."
  • (Saddam Hussein) "I changed my mind. Pray I don't change it any further."
  • (Scott) "This deal is getting worse all the time."
  • (Saddam Hussein) "You're a journalist, right?"
  • (Scott) "Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines."
  • (Saddam Hussein) "I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip."
  • (Scott) "Yes, yes I do. They think that farts are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not."
  • (Terrance) "If I die Philip, bury me in a box with a side of kraft dinner."
  • (Phillip) "Same here Terrance."
  • (Phillip) "Oh, hello Scott. No hard feelings, right old pal?"
  • (Scott) "There are hard feelings, this isn't over. I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you've done. And do you know why?"
  • (Phillip) "'Cause you're a dick?"
  • (Scott) "No, because I hate you. You think farting is soo funny, well it isn't. Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy, and if I --"
  • (Phillip) "What are you doing Scott?"
  • (Scott) "I'm wishing cancer upon you."
  • (Phillip) "Cancer?"
  • (Scott) "That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind."
  • (Terrance) "Ah, stop that."
  • (Phillip) "Hey, don't give me cancer."
  • (Terrance) "Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip."
  • (Phillip) "Yes, perhaps he's homophobic."
  • (Terrance) "But we're not gay, Phillip."
  • (Phillip) "We're not?"

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