Terkel in Trouble Quotes

Terkel in Trouble is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Terkel in Trouble ended in 1970.

It features Trine Heidegaard as producer, and Bo Rasmussen in charge of musical score.

Terkel in Trouble is recorded in Danish and originally aired in Denmark. Each episode of Terkel in Trouble is 77 minutes long. Terkel in Trouble is distributed by Nordisk Film.

The cast includes: Johnny Vegas as Stewart, Ben Bishop as Jason, Tim Everett as Leon, and Anders Matthesen as Terkel.

Terkel in Trouble Quotes

Johnny Vegas as Stewart

• (Johnny Vegas) "Surpise motherf***er."

• (Johnny Vegas) "It's a joke. You can take it."

Anders Matthesen as Terkel

• (Unnamed) "Ey Torkel, what was it that you called fat Doris yesterday?"
• (Anders Matthesen) "Er -- fat cow?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh right. Haha. f***ing awesome."

• (Anders Matthesen) "But can't I just get a little bit of help?"
• (Johnny Vegas) "That's right Terkel, that's just what you're going to say if your weenie suddenly catches on fire one day --"
• (Anders Matthesen) "But --"
• (Johnny Vegas) "-- So long, and tell your dad I'll drop in and crush his face in a few days."

• (Anders Matthesen) "My teacher got run over by a bus --"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you've had a full week then."

• (Unnamed) "Torkel, you're not on the ramp are you?"
• (Anders Matthesen) "No, mum, I --"
• (Unnamed) "Well if you are then come home this instant. You know wet wood spreads SARS."

Tim Everett as Leon

• (Unnamed) "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
• (Tim Everett) "No."

Ben Bishop as Jason

• (Ben Bishop) "He looks like a f***ing giant ice lolly."

• (Ben Bishop) "Game over, f***ing s***face."

• (Ben Bishop) "He was more than a little f***ed up, wasn't he?"

• (Ben Bishop) "I can't believe I've never seen/I can, like, not understand it/this is the first f***ing time I see you"
• (Ben Bishop) "/you're an awesome way to pass the time/yeah, you're the bitch in my life/like lightning, what's wrong with me?"
• (Ben Bishop) "I think I've been blind until today/when you suddenly looked at me and said/f*** off and die; you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/"
• (Ben Bishop) "what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/it feels so f***ing wild/think of all the time I've wasted/you're all I want, I think I've been converted"
• (Ben Bishop) "/and suddenly here I stand/now I can see how fine you are/and I'll get really pissed if you have a boyfriend"
• (Ben Bishop) "/I can only hope that you will be my girl/ and you are motherf***ing fresh on it, who came and said to me/f*** off and die; you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/"
• (Ben Bishop) "what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/f*** off and die; you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/"
• (Ben Bishop) "what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space --"

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