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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Quotes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze completed its run in 1970.

It features Thomas K. Gray, Kim Dawson, and David Chan as producer, John Du Prez in charge of musical score, and Shelly Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is recorded in English and originally aired in Japan, and United States. Each episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is 88 minutes long. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Adam Carl as Donatello, Brian Tochi as Leonardo, Robbie Rist as Michaelangelo, Kevin Clash as Splinter, François Chau as Shredder, Frank Welker as Tokka, Laurie Faso as Raphael, Paige Turco as April O'Neil, Ernie Reyes, Jr. as Keno, Paige Turco as Girl, Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu, François Chau as Freddy, and Kevin Nash as Super Shredder.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Quotes

Brian Tochi as Leonardo

  • (Brian Tochi) "See ya, April."
  • (Paige Turco) "Bye."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Wish us luck."
  • (Adam Carl) "We'll be back for Splinter."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow --"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Will you come on?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "YEOW."
  • (Brian Tochi) "First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh -- traditional pre-fight donut."
  • (Brian Tochi) "A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles."
  • (Brian Tochi) "That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Get it?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Got it."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Good."
  • (Robbie Rist) "I don't get it."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason. You're gonna kill us all."
  • (Kevin Nash) "Then so be it."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Take the ugly one."
  • (Laurie Faso) "No, you take the ugly one."
  • (Adam Carl) "I'll take the ugly one."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Which one's the ugly one?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "I'm Leonardo."
  • (Robbie Rist) "I'm Michaelangelo."
  • (Adam Carl) "Donatello."
  • (Laurie Faso) "I'm Raphael."
  • (Robbie Rist) "All the good ones end in "O"."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Turtle-rific"
  • (Laurie Faso) "Max-a-mundo."
  • (Adam Carl) "Accapella."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Huh?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Uhhh -- Perestroika?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Uhh --"
  • (Adam Carl) "Ok, I got it -- Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques --"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Don -- Give it up."

Ernie Reyes, Jr. as Keno

  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Who? What? Where? How?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Well, I guess that leaves out 'why' and 'when', doesn't it?"
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?"
  • (Paige Turco) "Dream on, Dweeb."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Hold it. You guys are under arrest."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you, night security?"
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "No, I'm a pizza delivery."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Did I mention I also study the martial arts?"
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS."
  • (Laurie Faso) "ARGH."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "It's you guys."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Ah, ah. Let me hurt him. Please. Tell me I can hurt him. Please, please. Grr."
  • (Kevin Clash) "I think you'd better sit down."

Robbie Rist as Michaelangelo

  • (Robbie Rist) "Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Ilsa. That's why you're getting on that plane --"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow --"
  • (Robbie Rist) "You think this stuff is gonna work?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Well, actually --"
  • (Adam Carl) "Actually?"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Actually -- ingestion is the only course."
  • (Robbie Rist) "You mean they have to eat it?"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on -- my man."
  • (Robbie Rist) "You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Ahh, ninja pizza."
  • (Adam Carl) ""Ninja pizza"?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Pizza that vanish quickly without trace."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Hey, Dudes. Cowabunga says it all."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Wait. Can we talk?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "W-w-woah. Major spin cycle. Wooooah."
  • (Brian Tochi) "M -- Mikey?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Maybe I should have brought --"
  • (Robbie Rist) "-- BAGELS."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Please, please. A moment to reflect."
  • (Robbie Rist) "AHHHH. Okay."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Pepperoni heaven."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Donatello, continue aeration."
  • (Adam Carl) "Continuing aeration."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Man. This stuff is rank."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Blech. Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno."
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies."
  • (Robbie Rist) "You're forgiven."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Whoa."

Laurie Faso as Raphael

  • (Laurie Faso) "First chance we get, we're out of here --"
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "What?"
  • (Laurie Faso) "Uh, I thought I just saw a ghost."
  • (Laurie Faso) "This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21."
  • (Laurie Faso) "You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Okay, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you out to tell the others, right?"
  • (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) "Gee, maybe I should write this down."
  • (Laurie Faso) "What?"
  • (Laurie Faso) "I'm being punished aren't I?"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Four walking, talking turtles."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Yeah, the guy's Ph.D material all right."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are --"
  • (Robbie Rist) "-- The more bones they break."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?"
  • (Laurie Faso) "Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe."
  • (Laurie Faso) "SHREDDER."
  • (Adam Carl) "Ah. Thanks, Raph, I may never have the hiccups again."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Man, who is this spaz-matic?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Yeah, fascinating. Hey."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Isn't Oprah on?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Raph, just leave it."
  • (Brian Tochi) "We're watching April."

Adam Carl as Donatello

  • (Adam Carl) "The perimeter's quiet."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Yeah, a little too quiet."
  • (Adam Carl) "Well, that was easy."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Yeah, a little too easy."
  • (Adam Carl) "Look. It's Raph."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Yeah, a little too Raph."
  • (Adam Carl) "These nets are very effective and very well constructed."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Yeah, remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader."
  • (Adam Carl) "Haha. I win. You lose."
  • (Adam Carl) "Oh great."
  • (Brian Tochi) "Terrific."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Wonderful."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Bummer."
  • (Adam Carl) "Yee haw. Ninja cowboy."
  • (Adam Carl) "Hey, is this gonna work?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?"
  • (Robbie Rist) "Yeah."
  • (Adam Carl) "Pretty quiet."
  • (Laurie Faso) "Shredder."
  • (Adam Carl) "Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again."

Paige Turco as April O'Neil

  • (Paige Turco) "Let me get you guys some napkins."
  • (Robbie Rist) "What for?"
  • (Paige Turco) "He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again."
  • (Brian Tochi) "We know."
  • (Paige Turco) "But --"
  • (Laurie Faso) "April, there's no other way."
  • (Paige Turco) "But you guys don't stand a chance."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Wait. Wait just a moment. There might be a way."
  • (Paige Turco) "Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two -- really big animals."
  • (Chief Sterns) "Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?"
  • (Paige Turco) "Well, I can't say exactly --"
  • (Chief Sterns) "Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?"
  • (Paige Turco) "Well, I can't say that either, but --"
  • (Chief Sterns) "Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?"
  • (Paige Turco) "Where's Splinter?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report."
  • (Paige Turco) "Doing what?"
  • (Kevin Clash) "Coming."
  • (Kevin Clash) "to a decision."
  • (Paige Turco) "I guess you're not the ones that can handle this."
  • (Chief Sterns) "That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil."
  • (Paige Turco) "Donny?"
  • (Adam Carl) "April --"
  • (Paige Turco) "Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Yeah, the bare essentials."
  • (Adam Carl) "The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?"
  • (Paige Turco) "Raphael? Why, is he missing?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Hey. I'm helping Donny."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Gimme the phone."
  • (Adam Carl) "NO."
  • (Adam Carl) "So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead."
  • (Adam Carl) "Owww."
  • (Paige Turco) "What was that?"
  • (Adam Carl) "Leo says hi."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Gimme the phone. Gimme the phone."
  • (Adam Carl) "Oh, all right, all right, here."
  • (Robbie Rist) "April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah --"
  • (Adam Carl) "WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT."
  • (Paige Turco) "Were there any large tooth or claw marks found?"
  • (Chief Sterns) "How did you know that -- I have no idea what you're talking about?"
  • (Paige Turco) "And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight --"
  • (Adam Carl) "What?"
  • (Paige Turco) "He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park."
  • (Adam Carl) "Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those -- people?"
  • (Kevin Clash) "Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes."
  • (Paige Turco) "The rat is the cleanest one."

François Chau as Shredder

  • (François Chau) "Babies. They're babies."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?"
  • (François Chau) "They are stupid."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Well, they're not stupid, they're infants."
  • (Rahzar) "Bang."
  • (Frank Welker) "Ow."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Okay, they're stupid infants."
  • (François Chau) "Tonight we leave a calling card for the Turtles. Tomorrow -- We force a final confrontation."
  • (François Chau) "And these are the two most vicious animals you could find?"
  • (François Chau) "Good. Professor?"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "Preparations are complete, however --"
  • (François Chau) "Begin."
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "However, I feel free to re-register my original protest and remind you of the immense dangers of --"
  • (Professor Jordan Perry) "-- That's enough talk from me. We'll begin."
  • (François Chau) "Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me Master."
  • (Rahzar) "Ma -- Mama."
  • (Frank Welker) "Mama?"
  • (Rahzar) "Mama."
  • (François Chau) "Get off me. BABIES. THEY ARE BABIES. AAARRRRRGH."
  • (François Chau) "Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She's the key to finding the creatures that did this to me."
  • (Toshishiro Obata) "Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot?"
  • (François Chau) "No. There is only one thing next. Revenge."

Kevin Clash as Splinter

  • (Kevin Clash) "Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton."
  • (Kevin Clash) "Their world can never be ours."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Uh -- Not even pizza?"
  • (Kevin Clash) "Pizza's okay."
  • (Robbie Rist) "Man, give a guy a heart attack."
  • (Kevin Clash) "Were you seen?"
  • (Brian Tochi) "Of course not, Master Splinter."
  • (Adam Carl) "We practiced Ninja."
  • (Robbie Rist) "The art of invisibility."
  • (Kevin Clash) "Practice harder."
  • (Kevin Clash) "Ten flips, now. And remember:"
  • (Kevin Clash) ""Go Ninja, go Ninja, go." I made another funny. Ha ha ha ha."
  • (Kevin Clash) "What troubles you, my son?"
  • (Adam Carl) "I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us."
  • (Brian Tochi) "I know."
  • (Adam Carl) "I just always thought there would be something that -- I thought we'd find out we were special."
  • (Kevin Clash) "Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son."
  • (Adam Carl) "But I don't believe him. There's just got to be more to it."
  • (Kevin Clash) "You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both."

Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu

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Frank Welker as Tokka

  • (Frank Welker) "Master say, have fun."
  • (Rahzar) "Fun."

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