Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 TV series) Quotes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a Action fiction/Adventure fiction that was first aired in 2003 on 4Kids TV . Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ended in 2009.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was on for 7 seasons and 156 (List of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 TV series) episodes) episodes. It features JoEllyn Marlow as producer, Michael Sinterniklaas (Leonardo) doing voices, Norman J. Grossfeld as theme composer, and Ralph Schuckett as composer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is executive produced by Gary Richardson.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is 21-23 minutes long. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is produced by Mirage Studios and distributed by Viacom Media Networks. Spinoffs for this show include Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 TV series).

The cast includes: Michelangelo as Michaelangelo, April O'Neil as April O'Neil, Splinter as Splinter, Casey Jones as Casey Jones, Raphael as Raphael, Donatello as Donatello, Leonardo as Leonardo, Hun as Hun, Baxter Stockman as Dr. Baxter Stockman, Oliver Wyman as Fugitoid, Commander Mozar as Triceraton, Krang as Utrom, Krang as Utrom #1, Krang as Utrom #2, Yukio Mashimi as Hamato Yoshi, F.B. Owens as Traximus, Sean Schemmel as Nobody, Karen Neill as Karai, and Murakami Gennosuke as Gen.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes

Raphael as Raphael

• (Raphael) "We'll go down fighting."
• (Michelangelo) "I don't really want to go down at all."

• (Raphael) "I'll fill you in over dinner."
• (Michelangelo) "Dinner? Now you're talkin' my language."
• (Raphael) "What language is that Mikey? Nitwit?"

• (Raphael) "It's not nice to invade Mr. Raphie's Neighborhood."

• (Raphael) "Watch out for him, because something that evil always comes back."
• (Michelangelo) "Dude, that was great. How do you come up with those?"
• (Raphael) "Don't keep recycling the old ones, Mikey. You gotta try and find something new."

• (Unnamed) "What are you?"
• (Raphael) "I am the Green Vengeance."
• (Unnamed) "The Green Vengeance? What?"
• (Raphael) "All right, never mind. Don't like green, huh? How about black and blue?"

• (Raphael) "These guys must have some kind of what-do-you-call-it, cloaking device."
• (Casey Jones) "Cloaking device? What are they, Klingons?"

Michelangelo as Michaelangelo

• (Michelangelo) "Boy, I'd sure hate to be a rat in this city. Oh, sorry Master Splinter."

• (Michelangelo) "A very wise frog once said: "It ain't easy being green.""

• (Michelangelo) "And that's how they defeated "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave"."

• (Michelangelo) "I feel like I'm in an ugly convention."
• (Raphael) "Then you must feel right at home."

• (Michelangelo) "I tried to get out of the way but then the building jumped out and attacked me."

• (Michelangelo) "COWABUNG --"
• (Michelangelo) "-- AHHHHHHHHHH. NOT FUNNY RAPH."
• (Raphael) "Oh yes it was."

• (Michelangelo) "Goodbye, dented manhole cover. Goodbye, home sweet home."
• (Raphael) "Hello, cruel world. Come on."

• (Michelangelo) "Cowabunga."

• (Shredder) "Say farewell to each other while you still can."
• (Michelangelo) "Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to -- Uh -- To yourself."
• (Raphael) "Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him."

• (Michelangelo) "If you'd read comics you'd know the bad guy ALWAYS comes back."

• (Michelangelo) "What the shell is going on?"

• (Michelangelo) "Ahhh, springtime fresh."

• (Michelangelo) "They don't call me "Air Mikey" for nothing."

• (Michelangelo) "It's the end of the world as we know it -- And I don't feel fine."

• (Michelangelo) "Can I keep her?"

• (Michelangelo) "Man, when we found out that Shredder was an Utrom, I nearly soiled my shell."

• (Michelangelo) "It's quiet. A little too quiet. Always wanted to say that."

Krang as Utrom #2

• (Krang) "We come in peace."
• (Shredder) "But you will go in pieces."

• (Krang) "I hate walking on my tentacles."
• (Krang) "Shut up, Krang."

Baxter Stockman as Dr. Baxter Stockman

• (Baxter Stockman) "You brought us all the way out here for a blimp? What pea-brained, half-wit authorized this project?"
• (Oroku Saki) "I did."
• (Baxter Stockman) "Oh, well -- I'm sure you had your reasons, oh wise and revered master."
• (Oroku Saki) "Indeed."

• (Oroku Saki) "I do not tolerate failure."
• (Baxter Stockman) "Which is why you'd make a lousy scientist."

• (Baxter Stockman) "Sweet dreams, you cursed freaks."
• (Leonardo) "Our weapons. They've disappeared."
• (Baxter Stockman) "Or should I say very unpleasant nightmares? Ha ha ha ha."

Splinter as Splinter

• (Splinter) "I hate to put either one of you at risk, but only a fool ignores fate and the strange gifts it offers."
• (April O'Neil) "Well if it's strange gifts you're after, they don't come any stranger than Casey Jones."

• (Splinter) "You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful."
• (Donatello) "You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises."
• (Leonardo) "And did you see how The Shredder walked right through that fire?"
• (Michelangelo) "Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something."

• (Splinter) "Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering. A true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again."

• (Splinter) "Master Yoshi kept his honor to the end. A true warrior, and a true Guardian."
• (Casey Jones) "Aah. Grr. The Shredder and Hun, the Purple Dragons. Buncha heartless goons. I -- I just wanna -- Grrrrrrr."
• (April O'Neil) "I think what Mr. Jones here is trying to say is, we're sorry for your loss, Master Splinter."

• (Splinter) "Attacking a wounded soldier. You have no honor."
• (Shredder) "I fight to win."

Casey Jones as Casey Jones

• (Casey Jones) "Thanks, you guys. How can I repay you?"
• (Michelangelo) "We accept cash, checks and all major credit cards."

• (Casey Jones) "Now that's what I call crashing the party. Lame party, though. No band. I brought drumsticks"
• (Casey Jones) "Who wants to be the drum?"

• (Casey Jones) "Friends of yours?"
• (Raphael) "Brothers actually"
• (Casey Jones) "I can see the family resemblance."
• (Michelangelo) "I'm the pretty one."

• (Casey Jones) "Those things aren't human."
• (Raphael) "Well in case you haven't noticed, neither am I."

• (Casey Jones) "There's no-one here."
• (Splinter) "I think he's right."
• (April O'Neil) "There's a first."

• (Casey Jones) "Pukebrain."
• (Raphael) "Gak face."

Leonardo as Leonardo

• (Leonardo) "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
• (Michelangelo) "That a great big serving of Kung Pao Chicken would be really good about now?"

• (Leonardo) "And, even if the Shredder is still out there, no matter what he throws at us, no matter how he messes with our lives, nothing he does will change the most important thing: that we are family."
• (Michelangelo) "Ha ha ha. Leo, that was off the charts on the Sap-O Meter. You been watching way too many after school specials, bro."
• (Raphael) "Just eat your S'Mores and keep quiet, Mikey. Leo's got a point."

• (Leonardo) "What do we have to do to stop this guy?"
• (Shredder) "I have asked myself that question many times."

• (Leonardo) "Can you imagine being that alone?"
• (Donatello) "You know, things may get roughat times, but at least we have each other."
• (Michelangelo) "Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?"
• (Raphael) "Come here, knucklehead."

• (Leonardo) "I finished you off myself. You can't be alive."
• (Shredder) "Ha ha ha. You merely separated my head from my body. A courtesy I will gladly extend to you all, for none of you are leaving here alive."

• (Leonardo) "Good news, Mike, your DVD collection survived."

Donatello as Donatello

• (Donatello) "The Gravity Equalizer. Don't leave home without it."

• (Donatello) "That's some stank."
• (Michelangelo) "Don't look at me, my brother. Remember, he who smelt it, dealt it."

• (Donatello) "Been there, done that."
• (Raphael) "Then go there and do it again."

• (Donatello) "Listen, if the Shredder hadn't have made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd all be eating fish flakes in some kid's acquarium right now."
• (Michelangelo) "Wow. That's really deep."

• (Donatello) "Geez, Master Splinter, now you're backseat Ninja-ing me too."

• (Donatello) "Piece of pie."
• (Michelangelo) "Mmm, piece of pizza pie."

• (Donatello) "That's one cool-as-shell machine."

• (Donatello) "The elasticity of it's flesh is too resilient."
• (Michelangelo) "And it's really rubbery too."

• (Donatello) "Keep that flame away from Mikey. He just ate a double-chili pizza."

• (Donatello) "I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now."
• (Michelangelo) "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
• (Donatello) "Well, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies."
• (Splinter) "I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute."
• (Donatello) "The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?"
• (Michelangelo) "Because they were late for dinner?"
• (Donatello) "No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact -- Drumroll please."
• (Donatello) "He was in fact -- The Shredder. Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?"
• (Raphael) "I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No"."
• (Michelangelo) "Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story."

Murakami Gennosuke as Gen

• (Murakami Gennosuke) "I like your style, my friend."

Yukio Mashimi as Hamato Yoshi

• (Yukio Mashimi) "He who lives without honor will end without honor."

Hun as Hun

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Sean Schemmel as Nobody

• (Thug) "Who are you, Man?"
• (Sean Schemmel) "Who am I? I might just be a glimmer of hope for a lost city. I'm the guy the cops would thank if they knew I existed. But they don't. Who am I? I'm Nobody."

Oliver Wyman as Fugitoid

• (Oliver Wyman) "Help. I'm being robo-napped."

• (Oliver Wyman) "I know the risks are high. There is a 95.6% certainty that I will not return. But I besiege you, do not try to stop me. For it is as they say, "Greater love has no robot than this that he lay down his R.A.M. for his friends"."

Commander Mozar as Triceraton

• (Commander Mozar) "This event is co-sponsored by Ranzan's Yum-Stuff, makers of the best meat-food-on-a-stick treat on this galaxy or any other."

April O'Neil as April O'Neil

• (April O'Neil) "Well, it's definitely a family. But do you think we'll ever be able to teach "the kids" some manners?"
• (Splinter) "Miss O'Neil, teaching them the ancient art of Ninjitsu was hard enough. I'm afraid even I cannot work miracles."

• (April O'Neil) "There's no way he could have survived that, right?"
• (Michelangelo) "I don't know, April, the Shredder may play rough, he may play dirty, but he don't play dead."

• (April O'Neil) "I feel like I've gone from happily single to mother of four over night."
• (Splinter) "Tell me about it."

• (April O'Neil) "Guys, it's April. Casey and I are in kind of a tight spot."
• (Leonardo) "April, I can't hear you. Can you talk a little louder?"
• (April O'Neil) "Not really. We're being held by these aliens. They're big and ugly and they stink."

• (April O'Neil) "You guys can stay as long as you want, so long as you don't block the TV."

Karen Neill as Karai

• (Karen Neill) "Stand by, we are approaching Beijing."
• (Michelangelo) "'Bout time. I really gotta go to the little turtle's room."

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