Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) Quotes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles completed its run in 1970.

It features Simon Fields, David Chan, and Kim Dawson as producer, John Du Prez in charge of musical score, and John Fenner as head of cinematography.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) is 93 minutes long. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Michelan Sisti as Michaelangelo, Corey Feldman as Donatello, Elias Koteas as Casey Jones, Kevin Clash as Splinter, Michael Turney as Danny, Brian Tochi as Leonardo, Josh Pais as Raphael, Michelan Sisti as Young Michaelangelo, Judith Hoag as April, Sam Rockwell as Thug, Judith Hoag as April O'Neil, James Saito as The Shredder, Raymond Serra as Chief Sterns, Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu, Jay Patterson as Charles, Brian Tochi as Teenager, and Sam Rockwell as Head Thug.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 film) Quotes

Josh Pais as Raphael

• (Josh Pais) "A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me -- you didn't pay money for this."

• (Josh Pais) "So what do we do now?"
• (Brian Tochi) "What do you mean, what do we do now?"
• (Josh Pais) "Splinter's out there somewhere."
• (Brian Tochi) "I know Splinter's out there."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Fight?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Fight."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Kitchen?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Kitchen."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Yeah."
• (Josh Pais) "So what are we gonna do about it?"
• (Brian Tochi) "What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something."
• (Josh Pais) "Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts."
• (Brian Tochi) "I never said I was a great leader."
• (Josh Pais) "Well you sure act like it sometimes."
• (Brian Tochi) "Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything."
• (Josh Pais) "Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE."
• (Brian Tochi) "Why don't you?"
• (Josh Pais) "I will."
• (Brian Tochi) "Good."
• (Josh Pais) "Great."
• (Brian Tochi) "Go ahead. We don't need ya."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Pork rind?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Pork rind."

• (Josh Pais) "Damn."

• (Josh Pais) "Aw, man -- damn."

• (Josh Pais) "I do hope there's more o' them."

• (Josh Pais) "You guys must be studying the uh, abridged book of Ninja fighting."
• (Josh Pais) "I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?"
• (Josh Pais) "Good answer. Good answer."

• (Josh Pais) "Ugh. Where do they come up with this stuff?"

• (Josh Pais) "Come back here. I'm not finished with you. DAMN."

• (Josh Pais) "Where's Splinter?"
• (James Saito) "Ah, the rat. So it has a name --"
• (James Saito) "It HAD a name."
• (Brian Tochi) "You LIE."
• (James Saito) "Do I?"
• (James Saito) "He dies. Weapons."
• (James Saito) "NOW."
• (James Saito) "Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate -- will be HIS."
• (Josh Pais) "NOOOO."

Kevin Clash as Splinter

• (Kevin Clash) "Raphael, come sit by me."
• (Josh Pais) "Couldn't this wait 'til morning?"
• (Kevin Clash) "You will listen now. My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son."

• (Kevin Clash) "Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi."
• (Josh Pais) "It's him --"
• (James Saito) "You -- Now I will finish what I started with your EAR."

• (Kevin Clash) "All fathers care for their sons."

• (Kevin Clash) "For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles."
• (Michelan Sisti) "That was us. Hee hee."
• (Corey Feldman) "Shut up. Oh, no --"
• (Kevin Clash) "The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed by how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Pizza. Pizza."
• (Kevin Clash) "More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo"
• (Michelan Sisti) "That's me."
• (Kevin Clash) "Donatello."
• (Kevin Clash) "and Raphael."
• (Judith Hoag) "I'm not dreaming, am I?"
• (Kevin Clash) "No. I'm afraid not."

• (Kevin Clash) "Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be --"
• (Kevin Clash) "-- Without honor."
• (Elias Koteas) "Oops."

• (Kevin Clash) "-- Leonardo."
• (Brian Tochi) "Huh? Splinter."
• (Josh Pais) ""What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?""
• (Corey Feldman) "'War and Peace'."
• (Brian Tochi) "He's alive."
• (Josh Pais) "Hey."
• (Corey Feldman) "Game smash."
• (Brian Tochi) "Splinter's alive."
• (Corey Feldman) "We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive."
• (Brian Tochi) "I don't think. I know."
• (Corey Feldman) "Huh?"

• (Kevin Clash) "I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Tang Shen. Shen's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shen lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone."
• (Michael Turney) "What became of this Oroku Saki?"
• (Kevin Clash) "Nobody really knows -- But you wear his symbol."

• (Gang Leader) "We have a loyalty to the Shredder."
• (Kevin Clash) "The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt."
• (Gang Leader) "We're family."
• (Elias Koteas) "Family? Did you say family? You call this here and that --"
• (Elias Koteas) "-- down there, family?"

Jay Patterson as Charles

• (Jay Patterson) "April, it's Charles -- I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this: You're fired, April. I'm sorry -- I know this comes as a blow."
• (Elias Koteas) "You can say that again, Chuck."

• (Jay Patterson) "See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me; he sticks his head in those things. I wonder where the hell he GOT those things, anyway."

Judith Hoag as April O'Neil

• (Judith Hoag) "Much more than just a series of small, isolated incidents, it's now apparent that an organized criminal element is at work and at the moment, business is good. So good in fact that there appear to be no eyewitnesses to any of these crimes. With complaints ranging from purse snatching to breaking and entering, police switchboards have been swamped with the angry voices of more and more citizens who have fallen prey to the recent surge of crime that continues to plague the city. Instead of getting better, things are actually getting worse. Even more alarming is the baffling and often bizarre nature of these crimes. Merchandise of every size and description from skateboards to stereo systems has been disappearing from store shelves and storage areas at an alarming rate. Even the victims themselves rarely catch a glimpse of the thieves. Many don't even know they've been victimized until it's too late. In fact, police have yet to come up a single eyewitness. Only a few vague reports of young boys or teenagers at the scenes have been filed. But whoever is behind these crimes, one thing is certain, these are much than just a series of random isolated incidents. Crimes without criminals? An invisible gang at work? Who are we gonna call? Unfortunately the police are the only ones to combat what some are already dubbing the silent crime wave. But perhaps the most disturbing silence is that coming from city hall. April O'Neill, Channel 3 Eyewitness News."

• (Judith Hoag) "Oh, Casey, hi."
• (Elias Koteas) "Hi? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?"
• (Judith Hoag) "You don't need an ambulance, do you?"
• (Elias Koteas) "No, but --"
• (Judith Hoag) "Just shut up and kiss me, OK? I got a report to do."
• (Elias Koteas) "I love it when you're pushy."
• (Judith Hoag) "Yeah?"

• (Judith Hoag) "Hey, Danny, how's school going?"
• (Michael Turney) "Fine."
• (Jay Patterson) "Oh, wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes."

• (Judith Hoag) "Are you guys sure you know where you're going?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "11th and Bleeker?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Nope, this is only 9th St. Ha ha. Get it?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Yeah."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Okay."

• (Judith Hoag) "My nearest neighbors are about four miles away. I need to get to a phone and call my boss."
• (Elias Koteas) "You mean Charles?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Yes; how did you know that?"
• (Elias Koteas) "He left a message on your machine, uh, just before we got out --"
• (Judith Hoag) "And?"
• (Elias Koteas) "Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight-mile round-tripper. Um -- You were fired."
• (Judith Hoag) "I just saved myself?"
• (Elias Koteas) "Mm-hm."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Uh-oh."
• (Judith Hoag) "What did you do? Did you take classes in insensitivity?"
• (Elias Koteas) "I was just trying to break it to you easy."
• (Judith Hoag) "Oh, well you FAILED miserably --"
• (Elias Koteas) "Hey, broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standin' here if it weren't for me, okay?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Oh, well what do you want? You want a thank you?"
• (Elias Koteas) "-- No. It's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Fine."
• (Elias Koteas) "Yeah."
• (Judith Hoag) "Thank you."
• (Elias Koteas) "No, thank YOU."
• (Judith Hoag) "You're welcome."
• (Elias Koteas) "YOU'RE welcome."
• (Corey Feldman) "Gosh, it's kinda like Moonlighting, isn't it?"

• (Judith Hoag) "So, what do you guys like on your pizza?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs -- It was a joke."

• (Judith Hoag) "Will I ever see you guys again?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Indubitably."
• (Brian Tochi) "Well, that depends on how fast you restock your pizza."

• (Foot Messenger) "We have been waiting for you, Miss O'Neil."
• (Judith Hoag) "Am I behind on my Sony payments again? Ha ha ha."
• (Foot Messenger) "Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Neil. I deliver a message."
• (Foot Messenger) "Shut it."

• (Judith Hoag) "Well -- I was going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?"
• (Corey Feldman) "No."
• (Corey Feldman) "Uh -- he just needs to blow off some steam."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Yeah."

• (Judith Hoag) "And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness --"

• (Judith Hoag) "I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some -- frozen pizza."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Let's go for it."
• (Corey Feldman) "You said the magic word."
• (Judith Hoag) "You guys eat pizza?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Doesn't everybody?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Um, yeah -- alright."
• (Brian Tochi) "Hey, did she say pizza?"

• (Judith Hoag) "Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it."
• (Judith Hoag) "Are you sure?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute now --"

Michelan Sisti as Michaelangelo

• (Michelan Sisti) "Yes, friends, the new turbo ginsu. Wa-hoo. It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different --"
• (Michelan Sisti) "WHOOPS."
• (Kevin Clash) "Kids."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Oh, a fellow chucker, eh?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Keep practicing."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy."

• (Michelan Sisti) "God, I LOVE BEING A TURTLE."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Can we keep her?"

• (Michelan Sisti) "Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Okay, I got another one. Oh, this is totally cool."
• (Josh Pais) "Oh no, not Cagney."
• (Michelan Sisti) "You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo."
• (Judith Hoag) "That must be Splinter's favorite."
• (Judith Hoag) "It was a joke."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Hey Donny, Wheel of Fortune, Dude."
• (Corey Feldman) "Hmm, I guess they're not game show fans."
• (Michelan Sisti) "And I thought everybody loved Vanna."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Go. Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya. Can you believe this guy? Come on. Don't just --. Ninja-kick the damn rabbit. Do something."

• (Michelan Sisti) "Okay -- At what point -- did we lose -- control, here?"

Sam Rockwell as Head Thug

• (Sam Rockwell) "What the hell was that?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "I; I don't know."
• (Elias Koteas) "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty."
• (Elias Koteas) "Two minutes for slashing --"
• (Elias Koteas) "Two minutes for hooking --"
• (Elias Koteas) "And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking."
• (Josh Pais) "How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?"
• (Elias Koteas) "Hey, Bogey -- who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson."
• (Josh Pais) "Not like that they don't. Not from you."
• (Elias Koteas) "Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal."
• (Elias Koteas) "The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
• (Josh Pais) "Look, I don't wanna fight you."
• (Elias Koteas) "Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal."

Corey Feldman as Donatello

• (Corey Feldman) "You're a claustrophobic."
• (Elias Koteas) "You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before."

• (Corey Feldman) "Nice night."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds."
• (Corey Feldman) "Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like -- You know, not having him?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Hmm -- Time's up, three bucks off."

• (Corey Feldman) "I think he's blushing."
• (Josh Pais) "I am NOT."
• (Corey Feldman) "I think he's actually turning red."
• (Corey Feldman) "Hmm, maybe not."

• (Corey Feldman) "We were awesome."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Yes, Dudes and Dudettes, major-league butt-kicking is back in town."

• (Corey Feldman) "Hey, guys, I'm not so sure this is, uh, structurally speaking, such a good time for your, uh, buddies to drop in --"

• (Corey Feldman) "Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks."
• (Michelan Sisti) "No joke. The only thing safe in the woods -- would be the trees."

Elias Koteas as Casey Jones

• (Elias Koteas) "This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?"

• (Elias Koteas) "Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?"
• (Judith Hoag) "Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years."

• (Elias Koteas) "You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm?"
• (Elias Koteas) "Oh, who is the babe?"
• (Brian Tochi) "Who the heck is that?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Wayne Gretzky on steroids?"

• (Gang Leader) "What are we just standing here for? Let's get him."
• (Elias Koteas) "Do you wanna be first, Junior?"

• (Elias Koteas) "Uh, you know -- A little um --"
• (Elias Koteas) "Primatene might just help to clear that up there."
• (Elias Koteas) "That's going to cost you, Tinkerbell."
• (Elias Koteas) "You know, I don't think that you're listening."
• (Elias Koteas) "You know, I'm starting to pick up -- on a little language barrier thing going here."
• (Elias Koteas) "Fore."
• (Elias Koteas) "I'll never call golf a dull game again."

• (Elias Koteas) "It's a talent."

Brian Tochi as Teenager

• (Brian Tochi) "It's time for us to go back."

• (Brian Tochi) "Can anyone tell me who or what this is?"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Don't know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener."

• (Brian Tochi) "One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so don't knock them all out."
• (Michelan Sisti) "I don't think that will be a problem, Leo."

• (Brian Tochi) "Raph. You're awake. How do you feel?"
• (Josh Pais) "What's a guy gotta do -- to get some food around here?"
• (Brian Tochi) "Hey. Hey, he's awake. He wants some food. Bring some food."
• (Brian Tochi) "You're gonna be ok Raph -- you're gonna be ok."
• (Josh Pais) "Yeah, yeah, alright Leo. Get a grip, will ya?"
• (Brian Tochi) "Listen, Raph --"
• (Brian Tochi) "-about what I said before -- y'know -- about not needing you and all?"
• (Josh Pais) "Leo -- don't."
• (Brian Tochi) "Boy, we missed you."
• (Corey Feldman) "It's a Kodak moment."

• (Brian Tochi) "Awesome."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Righteous."
• (Corey Feldman) "Bossa Nova."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Dude, "Bossa Nova"?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Chevy Nova?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Excellent."

• (Brian Tochi) "Got any cigarettes?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "Regular or menthol?"

• (Brian Tochi) "We were awesome."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Bodacious."
• (Josh Pais) "Bitchin'."
• (Corey Feldman) "Uh --"
• (Michelan Sisti) "Gnarly."
• (Brian Tochi) "Radical."
• (Josh Pais) "Totally tubular, dude."
• (Michelan Sisti) "Wicked."
• (Brian Tochi) "Hellacious."
• (Corey Feldman) "Uh, mega --"
• (Kevin Clash) "I have always liked -- Cowabunga."
• (Corey Feldman) "COWABUNGA."
• (Kevin Clash) "I made a funny."

Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu

• (Toshishiro Obata) "Ninja -- vanish."

• (Toshishiro Obata) "Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder."
• (James Saito) "What more from the rat?"
• (Toshishiro Obata) "Nothing. He will not speak."
• (James Saito) "And the boy who led us to the turtles?"
• (Toshishiro Obata) "He is still missing. I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, Master? They have not been seen for many days."
• (James Saito) "Something about the way you describe their fighting. Something familiar. Something -- from the past."

• (Toshishiro Obata) "Never lower your eyes to an enemy."

Michael Turney as Danny

• (Michael Turney) "Don't shoot."
• (Josh Pais) "I don't think it's loaded, kid."

Raymond Serra as Chief Sterns

• (Raymond Serra) "We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units and a decentralized networking scheme."
• (Judith Hoag) "I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?"

• (Raymond Serra) "O'Neil -- get in here."
• (Judith Hoag) "Time me."
• (Raymond Serra) "Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY CHOPS?"
• (Judith Hoag) "I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it."
• (Raymond Serra) "You expect me to waste precious manpower because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened, years ago in Japan."
• (Judith Hoag) "Have you got anything else?"
• (Raymond Serra) "Are you tryin' to tell me HOW TO DO MY JOB?"
• (Technician) "1:07. A new record."

• (Raymond Serra) "All right, I want some answers. Now what in God's name happened out here tonight? Somebody better talk to me."
• (Gang Leader) "Check out the East warehouse over on Lairdman Island. You'll get your answers there."

James Saito as The Shredder

• (James Saito) "There will be no mistakes this time -- I go myself. And the rat; kill it."
• (Toshishiro Obata) "Yes, Master."

• (James Saito) "What are these -- freaks? How do they know how to fight like this?"
• (James Saito) "You will answer."
• (James Saito) "Then hang there until you die."

• (James Saito) "You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them. Together we will punish these creatures, these -- turtles."

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