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Teen Wolf Quotes

Teen Wolf is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Teen Wolf ended in 1970.

It features Thomas Coleman, Mark Levinson, George W. Perkins, Michael Rosenblatt, and Scott M. Rosenfelt as producer, Miles Goodman in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Teen Wolf is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Teen Wolf is 92 minutes long. Teen Wolf is distributed by Atlantic Entertainment Group.

The cast includes: Jay Tarses as Coach Finstock, Michael J. Fox as Scott Howard, James Hampton as Harold Howard, Jerry Levine as Stiles, James Hampton as Rhonda, Jim McKrell as Vice Principal Thorne, Lorie Griffin as Pamela Wells, Susan Ursitti as Lisa 'Boof' Marconi, and Mark Arnold as Mick.

Teen Wolf Quotes

Lorie Griffin as Pamela Wells

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Jim McKrell as Vice Principal Thorne

  • (Jim McKrell) "You may think that you are special here -- but let me remind you that I am still the vice principal."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Hey, I'm no different than anyone else."
  • (Jim McKrell) "Awful far from your side of the building aren't you, Howard?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "No. I mean ye-yes, sir but the halls were wet."
  • (Jim McKrell) "Let me see your hands."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Sir?"
  • (Jim McKrell) "Let me see your hands."
  • (Jim McKrell) "You wouldn't happen to have a marker on you, would you?"

Jay Tarses as Coach Finstock

  • (Jay Tarses) "What is it, gambling? Drugs? You know I'd really like to help you but I'm kind of tapped out this month. The IRS is coming down on me like it's some personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock."
  • (Jay Tarses) "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
  • (Dragons Basketball Coach) "You want to forfeit the game?"
  • (Jay Tarses) "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
  • (Dragons Basketball Coach) "No."
  • (Jay Tarses) "No?"
  • (Dragons Basketball Coach) "My players have league scoring records at stake. It wouldn't be fair to them."
  • (Jay Tarses) "I just thought figured you quit now, you can beat the 5 o'clock traffic."
  • (Dragons Basketball Coach) "There's a lot to learn from losing."
  • (Jay Tarses) "Alright, we'll play, if it's that big a deal to you."
  • (Jay Tarses) "Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "What happened to the kid?"
  • (Jay Tarses) "I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him."

Michael J. Fox as Scott Howard

  • (Michael J. Fox) "I was with Stiles this afternoon."
  • (James Hampton) "I know."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "You saw?"
  • (James Hampton) "Yeah, I saw, unless that was another werewolf doing a handstand on top of Stiles' wolfmobile and making a fool of himself."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Hi. I'd like a keg of beer please?"
  • (Old man clerk) "You don't say."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Yeah. How much is that?"
  • (Old man clerk) "You little bastards just don't give up, do you? Listen, no I.D. no god**** beer. Can't you get that through your thick skull?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Give me, a keg, of beer."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "And these."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Are you looking for someone in particular?"
  • (Lorie Griffin) "Not you."
  • (Susan Ursitti) "There you go. She said two words to you."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?"
  • (Jerry Levine) "Why, you looking to catch something?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "No, I'm serious."
  • (Jerry Levine) "No -- but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Yeah?"
  • (Jerry Levine) "Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "These waves are mine."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Give me a keg of beer -- and these."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Sergeant, burn the fields and when you're done with that, burn the house."

Jerry Levine as Stiles

  • (Jerry Levine) "Boof, how the hell are you?"
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Say no."
  • (Susan Ursitti) "No."
  • (Jerry Levine) "Great talking to you."
  • (Jerry Levine) "OK, Chubby. What you've got to do is eat this entire bowl of jello."
  • (James Hampton) "What do I have to do?"
  • (Jerry Levine) "Hold the jello."
  • (Jerry Levine) "Do the right thing."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "That's all I wanna do, Stiles. That's all I wanna do."
  • (Jerry Levine) "Never say die."

James Hampton as Harold Howard

  • (James Hampton) "An explanation is probably long overdue."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "An explanation? Jesus Christ, dad. An explanation? Look at me. Look at you."
  • (James Hampton) "It's not as bad as it looks."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Wait a minute, wait a minute, dad. You mean you knew about this? You knew about this and you didn't tell me?"
  • (James Hampton) "I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. I was hoping it would pass you by."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face. What the hell am I gonna do?"
  • (James Hampton) "Scott, we really need to talk about this."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Forget it, dad. I don't want to talk. Go away."
  • (James Hampton) "I was hoping it would pass you by."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face."

Mark Arnold as Mick

  • (Mark Arnold) "You don't scare me, freak. Underneath all that hair, you're still a dork, Scott. I've handled your kind before. Your mama used to steal chickens out of the backyard until I blew her head off with a shotgun. Right, Scott?"
  • (Mark Arnold) "Shoot it, Fatboy."

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