Teen Titans (TV series) Quotes

Teen Titans is a Superhero fiction that appeared on TV in 2003 on Cartoon Network. Teen Titans ended in 2006.

Teen Titans aired for 5 seasons and 65 episodes. It features Glen Murakami, Linda M. Steiner, and Bruce Timm as producer, Scott Menville, Hynden Walch, Khary Payton, Tara Strong, and Greg Cipes doing voices, Andy Sturmer as theme composer, and Michael McCuistion, Kristopher Carter, and Lolita Ritmanis as composer. Teen Titans is executive produced by Sander Schwartz, For Cartoon Network:, Sam Register, Tramm Wigzell, and Todd Casey. Teen Titans is created by Glen Murakami.

Teen Titans is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Teen Titans is 23 minutes long. Teen Titans is produced by DC Comics and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Teen Titans Go! (TV series).

The cast includes: Tara Strong as Raven, Hynden Walch as Starfire, Khary Payton as Cyborg, Greg Cipes as Beast Boy, and Khary Payton as Cyborg Decoy.

Teen Titans Quotes

Hynden Walch as Starfire

• (Hynden Walch) "Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses."

• (Hynden Walch) "You are a klorbag varblernelk."

• (Hynden Walch) "Cyborg, you seem all lobstery."
• (Tara Strong) "I think she means crabby."

• (Unnamed) "You can't hold us here forever."
• (Unnamed) "Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us."
• (Hynden Walch) "Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker."
• (Greg Cipes) "Yeah. What she said."
• (Unnamed) "You watch your tone. Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect."
• (Tara Strong) "Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?"

• (Hynden Walch) "I am happy to see her. But Blackfire rules the videogames and she is able to share very depressing poems AND she knows the cool moves and she always knows when people are NOT talking about shovels."
• (Unnamed) "--"

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Robbiepoo."
• (Hynden Walch) "Robin -- who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?"

• (Hynden Walch) "I am me. And you are you."
• (Khary Payton) "And we're us."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks to you two."
• (Greg Cipes) "You go girls."
• (Hynden Walch) "We have done it."
• (Tara Strong) "Ummm -- you're hugging me."

• (Hynden Walch) "Are ALL the schools on your planet this horrible?"

• (Hynden Walch) "Observe. I am a Rorphian Zopgar."
• (Hynden Walch) "On my planet, this is hilarious."

• (Hynden Walch) "You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever."
• (Tara Strong) "Beast Boy had a brain?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Good one -- Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much."

• (Hynden Walch) "How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR."

• (Hynden Walch) "-- boogers?"

• (Hynden Walch) "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?"
• (Unnamed) "Fight anyway."

• (Hynden Walch) "I will not read your book of meanness and swirls."

• (Hynden Walch) "Curiosity abounds. Please, tell us where you are from, how you got here, what's your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, Earth, walked, red, and, sure."
• (Hynden Walch) "Hello, new friend."

• (Unnamed) "Keep your hands off my girl."
• (Hynden Walch) "Keep your legs off my boy."

• (Hynden Walch) "Might you wish to partake of my home-made glorg?"
• (Unnamed) "Tasted like -- sushi mixed with ice-cream. Got any more?"
• (Hynden Walch) "I shall go cultivate the fungus."

• (Hynden Walch) "Hello, Starfire. Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire."

• (Unnamed) "Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs Starfire made us watch."
• (Hynden Walch) "It was fascinating. I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs -- and insects."

• (Hynden Walch) "This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful."
• (Khary Payton) "Uh, Starfire?"
• (Unnamed) "That's mustard."
• (Hynden Walch) "Is there more?"

• (Hynden Walch) "Let us initiate a group hug."

• (Hynden Walch) "No more Robin yelling at Robin."

Greg Cipes as Beast Boy

• (Greg Cipes) "Wakie, wakie, tofu eggs and bakie."

• (Greg Cipes) "Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens."
• (Tara Strong) "Happens to some of us more than others."

• (Greg Cipes) "I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."

• (Greg Cipes) "British engineering. Finest in the world."
• (Tara Strong) "Can you please stop talking like that?"
• (Greg Cipes) "You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star."

• (Greg Cipes) "Umm -- watch out for falling dinosaurs?"

• (Greg Cipes) "You guys -- missed me?"
• (Khary Payton) "Sure. Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?"
• (Unnamed) "And spar with me in the gym?"
• (Hynden Walch) "And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?"
• (Tara Strong) "Uh -- how about we just go out for pizza?"

• (Greg Cipes) "No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs."

• (Greg Cipes) "What is with you? First you nuke breakfast, then you laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're a Marine? Make up your mind."
• (Greg Cipes) "Who are you?"
• (Tara Strong) "I'm Raven."

• (Greg Cipes) "Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir. How can I help? Wowzers. You're Robin, aren't you, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you can start by not calling me sir."

• (Greg Cipes) "Who wants tofu waffles?"
• (Khary Payton) "Man, no one wants tofu waffles."

• (Greg Cipes) "Dude, turtles know what's up."

• (Greg Cipes) "Is it just me or are we getting our butts kicked?"
• (Unnamed) "It's just you."

• (Greg Cipes) "See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway -- The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude. No way. We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins." So they decided, "Revolution.""
• (Tara Strong) "Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?"
• (Greg Cipes) "What's your point?"

• (Greg Cipes) "Hello --"
• (Tara Strong) "I'd really rather just stay here and drown."

• (Greg Cipes) "Ooh, squiggly lines. Way informative."

• (Greg Cipes) "This is the best pie in the history of pie."

• (Unnamed) "You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Slade was right. You don't have any friends."

• (Greg Cipes) "So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV."
• (Hynden Walch) "But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television."
• (Tara Strong) "So, I guess there really is no lesson."
• (Khary Payton) "Yep, it was all completely meaningless."

• (Greg Cipes) "Only one thing worse than goo --"
• (Tara Strong) "Sneeze goo."
• (Greg Cipes) "Ewww -- gross."

• (Greg Cipes) "-- kaaaay -- do you come with subtitles?"

• (Unnamed) "Slade. We're ready for you."
• (Unnamed) "Give me the girl."
• (Unnamed) "No way."
• (Unnamed) "You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her."
• (Greg Cipes) "Oh, yeah? You and what army?"
• (Khary Payton) "You just had to ask, didn't you?"

• (Greg Cipes) "You talk to fish? Yeah, right."
• (Unnamed) "I'm talking to you, aren't I?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Well, I, uh, technically, I'm a squid"
• (Unnamed) "It's called telepathy. Follow me."
• (Greg Cipes) "It's called telepathy."
• (Unnamed) "I heard that."
• (Greg Cipes) "Who is this guy?"

• (Greg Cipes) "I'm just -- practicing my nose-whistling."

• (Greg Cipes) "Terra, Stop. We're your friends."
• (Unnamed) "I don't have any friends. Remember?"

• (Greg Cipes) "See? SHE thinks I'm funny."
• (Tara Strong) "Statistically, someone has to."

Tara Strong as Raven

• (Tara Strong) "I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain."

• (Tara Strong) "Okay -- really not something I needed to see."

• (Tara Strong) "Um -- I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we -- celebrate or something?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Yeah."
• (Khary Payton) "All-you-can-eat --"
• (Greg Cipes) "Free form --"
• (Unnamed) "Breakfast explosion."
• (Tara Strong) "Sorry I asked."

• (Tara Strong) "So we're being invaded by cows?"

• (Tara Strong) "The gem was born of evil's fire. / The gem shall be his portal. / He comes to claim. He comes to sire. / The end of all things mortal."

• (Tara Strong) "You saved me? I thought you didn't like me."
• (Greg Cipes) "Thought you didn't like me."
• (Khary Payton) "Hey. I like both of you. Now let's get out of here."

• (Tara Strong) "I always thought you were funny, BB. But I guess looks aren't everything."

• (Tara Strong) "The book of Azar is not a toy."

• (Unnamed) "I was trying to pay her a compliment."
• (Tara Strong) "Then why does it still sound like an insult?"

• (Tara Strong) "So -- do we get bathroom breaks?"

• (Tara Strong) "Starfire. You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash."
• (Hynden Walch) "I will try to calm down."
• (Hynden Walch) "Peace -- quiet -- tranquil --"
• (Tara Strong) "We are sooo doomed."

• (Tara Strong) "Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
• (Greg Cipes) "Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on."
• (Tara Strong) "We're having a moment here, don't ruin it."

• (Tara Strong) "Thank you -- friends."
• (Greg Cipes) "So then, we really are friends?"
• (Tara Strong) "Um-hmm."
• (Greg Cipes) "And you really think I'm funny?"
• (Tara Strong) "Don't push it."

• (Tara Strong) "That's my room. NOBODY GOES IN MY ROOM."

• (Tara Strong) "I respect that you don't eat meat -- please respect that I don't eat fake meat."

• (Tara Strong) "Maybe I should consider redecorating."

• (Unnamed) "Your not getting mad are you Raven? Beast Boy told me all about your temper tantrums."
• (Tara Strong) "Anger is pointless, my emotions are under control."
• (Unnamed) "Nna. Nna. Nna. Anger is pointless, and your calling me a liar?"

• (Tara Strong) "Unbridled joy? Not really my thing."

• (Tara Strong) "I am afraid. But that dosen't mean I can't fight back."

• (Tara Strong) "-- And now I smell like rhino butt."

• (Unnamed) "I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am -- Control Freak."
• (Tara Strong) "A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified."
• (Unnamed) "You will be. You will be."

• (Tara Strong) "Azarath -- Metrion -- ZINTHOS."

Khary Payton as Cyborg

• (Khary Payton) "Fuzzy dice? Now that's just tacky."

• (Unnamed) "What do you say we give him the sonic boom?"
• (Khary Payton) "I got the sonic if you got the boom."

• (Khary Payton) "Is there any meat in that tofu?"
• (Greg Cipes) "No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU."

• (Khary Payton) "Somebody wanna explain how 200 armed robots got past my security?"

• (Khary Payton) "When I was at the H.I.V.E., for a time, I felt -- normal."
• (Hynden Walch) "Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you are normal."

• (Khary Payton) "Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals."

• (Khary Payton) "You're going to pay for that, you little grass stain."

• (Khary Payton) "-- "Garfield?""
• (Tara Strong) "Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one."

• (Khary Payton) "We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it."

• (Khary Payton) "Have you ever seen her this happy?"
• (Greg Cipes) "Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy."

• (Khary Payton) "I will NOT be havin' attitude from a BOAT."

• (Khary Payton) "You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass -- YOU PASSED ME."

• (Khary Payton) "You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles."

• (Unnamed) "You've got a problem, Tin Man?"
• (Khary Payton) "YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel."

• (Khary Payton) "All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe. Who wants French toast?"
• (Hynden Walch) "Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts."

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