Taking Woodstock Quotes

Taking Woodstock is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Taking Woodstock ended its run in 1970.

It features James Schamus as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Eric Gautier as head of cinematography.

Taking Woodstock is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Taking Woodstock is 120 minutes long. Taking Woodstock is distributed by Focus Features.

The cast includes: Liev Schreiber as Vilma, Demetri Martin as Elliot Tiber, Henry Goodman as Jake Teichberg, Imelda Staunton as Sonia Teichberg, and Emile Hirsch as Billy.

Taking Woodstock Quotes

Demetri Martin as Elliot Tiber

• (Demetri Martin) "Dad, that's bleach for the laundry."
• (Henry Goodman) "It kills the germs. What's the difference?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, okay. We got a lot of dairy farms around here, right? And a fair number of bulls. Okay, you've all heard of the running of the bulls in that town in Spain, Pampoona."
• (Demetri Martin) "Pamplona."
• (Unnamed) "Well, no one's doing one in the Catskills. Seems to be a big draw over there."
• (Unnamed) "It would be very amusing to see all those Jews from Levitsky's summer colony, you know, the ones with the black top hats and the curls, running for their lives chased by our local livestock. Wouldn't that be a wonderful sight."

• (Demetri Martin) "Mom. Dad. You're like superheroes."

Imelda Staunton as Sonia Teichberg

• (Imelda Staunton) "Elli. What is this with the sheets?"
• (Demetri Martin) "What does it look like? I'm making a big cross on the lawn."
• (Imelda Staunton) "With the clean sheets? Jake, our boy's gone crazy. Making a Ku Klux Klan rally on our property."

• (Imelda Staunton) "I walked here from Minsk, in Russia; a thousand miles across Siberia with nothing but cold potatoes in my pockets."

• (Imelda Staunton) "No stchupping in the bushes."

Liev Schreiber as Vilma

• (Liev Schreiber) "You should see what I'm packing up here."

Emile Hirsch as Billy

• (Emile Hirsch) "I remember this hill."
• (Demetri Martin) "Like "remember" remember or "Vietnam flashback" remember?"

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