Take the Money and Run Quotes

Take the Money and Run is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Take the Money and Run stopped airing in 1970.

It features Charles Joffe as producer, Marvin Hamlisch in charge of musical score, and Lester Shorr as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Take the Money and Run is 85 minutes long. Take the Money and Run is distributed by Cinerama Releasing Corporation.

The cast includes: Janet Margolin as Louise, and Woody Allen as Virgil.

Take the Money and Run Quotes

Woody Allen as Virgil

• (Woody Allen) "Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery."

• (Unnamed) "Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?"
• (Unnamed) "Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?"
• (Woody Allen) "It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I see. This is a holdup?"

• (Woody Allen) "Do you know if it's raining outside?"

• (Woody Allen) "after another group of robbers enters the bank "O.K., show of hands. How many people want to be robbed by this group?""

• (Woody Allen) "After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse."

Janet Margolin as Louise

• (Janet Margolin) "He is always very depressed. I think that if he'd been a successful criminal, he would have felt better. You know, he never made the 'ten most wanted' list. It's very unfair voting; it's who you know."

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