Surf Ninjas Quotes

Surf Ninjas is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Surf Ninjas ended its run in 1970.

It features Evzen Kolar as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Arthur Albert, and Victor Hammer as head of cinematography.

Surf Ninjas is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Surf Ninjas is 87 minutes long. Surf Ninjas is distributed by New Line Cinema.

Surf Ninjas Quotes

• (Iggy) "Woah, this trail is massively narrow. What if somebody fell?"
• (Iggy) "What if I said "I'm sorry"."

• (Iggy) "All right, Kids, come in here and Clean up Yer Bloody Room. I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it."

• (Adam) "Motosurf."
• (Iggy) "Motosurf."
• (Johnny) "Motosurf."

• (Adam) "You know what they say; Chick's got a veil, dude better bail."
• (Johnny) "If she covers her face, pick up the pace."
• (Iggy) "She's afraid to show it. She's -- probably not very attractive."

• (Iggy) "What if I lose this power?"
• (Iggy) "Oh my gosh -- I just said "What if I lose this power?""

• (Johnny) "Wooo, the waves our pumpin --"
• (Iggy) "Go."
• (Johnny) "What, you're not coming with us?"
• (Iggy) "I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle"."
• (Iggy) "-- Surfboard."
• (Johnny) "Oh, so we'll see you after, Right?"
• (Iggy) "Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax."
• (Johnny) "Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin --"
• (Johnny) "-- Bro we're leaving."
• (Iggy) "What, now? Awww c'mon, I had some moves in me too."
• (Johnny) "Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life."
• (Iggy) "Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.?"

• (Johnny) "Kwantsu, Dudes."

• (Adam) "Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker --"
• (Iggy) "-- and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed --"
• (Johnny) "Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan."
• (Johnny) "You're not Asian."
• (Iggy) "Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu."

• (Iggy) "I just want you to know, that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before."

• (Zatch) "Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu."
• (Iggy) "Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around."
• (Iggy) "On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan."
• (Zatch) "Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?"
• (Lt. Spence) "You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife."

• (Ro-May) "I think they're waiting for you to say something."
• (Johnny) "I've got nothing."
• (Adam) "I'll handle it, Bro."
• (Adam) "Kwantsu Dudes."
• (Johnny) "Wow, they really must like that Word."
• (Adam) "Yeah, it Probably means like -- Free Beer, or something."

• (Johnny) "Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt."

• (Ro-May) "Johnny, look. All my life I've done what's expected of a traditional Patusani girl. And who do my parents think they are, telling me who I'm going to marry? I'll decide who I'm going to marry, not them. That is if I marry. I mean that was a really swell kiss and all, but I just didn't want to hurt your feelings about the marriage thing."
• (Ro-May) "But we can still date right?"

• (Johnny) "How did you get out of those hand cuffs?"
• (Lt. Spence) "I had a key."
• (Johnny) "Where, we searched you?"
• (Lt. Spence) "I swallowed it last Tuesday."
• (Adam) "How'd you know you were gonna need it?"
• (Lt. Spence) "I swallow it every Tuesday."

• (Johnny) "While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton."
• (Iggy) "That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things and shells since 1207."

• (Mac) "Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no "Van Halen" until AFTER I've had my Coffee."
• (Johnny) "But we've already had ours."

• (Adam) "So -- when can we go back home?"
• (Zatch) "Your home is Patusan."
• (Johnny) "No. Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park."
• (Iggy) "Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright. I mean, what if the house blows up --"
• (Iggy) "-- WHOA."
• (Adam) "Our home."
• (Johnny) "He -- blew up our home."
• (Zatch) "I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny."
• (Johnny) "You had no choice -- You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE."
• (Adam) "Get your rotten hands off my Brother."
• (Zatch) "Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back."
• (Iggy) "I can't believe -- that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property."
• (Johnny) "What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything."
• (Iggy) "I did too. Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up."
• (Iggy) "Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility. What if I lose this power?"
• (Iggy) "Oh no, I just what if I lose this power. Damn it, I had it, then I lost it."
• (Zatch) "But what of THIS one, the Commoner?"
• (Adam) "Why don't you just blow HIM up."

• (Mac) "Crazy, is that it, you just wanna drive me crazy, is that it?"
• (Adam) "No Dad, we just wanna DRIVE -- but the MAN wont LET us."

• (Iggy) "-- because as we all know, money can't buy knives."

• (Mac) "I'd put that knife down if I were you."
• (Iggy) "Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in."
• (Johnny) "Well, I want chives bro."
• (Mac) "Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?"
• (Iggy) "Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?"
• (Mac) "Huh?"
• (Iggy) "-- It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself."
• (Mac) "Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener."
• (Johnny) "He visits the School shrink every day."
• (Mac) "Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS."
• (Iggy) "These are yours?"
• (Mac) "YES."

• (Lt. Spence) "Brothers don't surf."

• (Johnny) "Newsflash: Your Side Lost."

• (Zatch) "They have taken him."
• (Adam) "Woah. How'd he do that?"
• (Iggy) "Like this: They have taken him."

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