Super Troopers Quotes

Super Troopers is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Super Troopers completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard Perello as producer, 38 Special, and The Unband in charge of musical score, and Joaquín Baca-Asay as head of cinematography.

Super Troopers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Super Troopers is 103 minutes long. Super Troopers is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Steve Lemme as Mac, Paul Soter as Foster, Jim Gaffigan as Larry Johnson, Kevin Heffernan as Farva, Jay Chandrasekhar as Thorny, Daniel von Bargen as Police Chief Grady, Erik Stolhanske as Rabbit, Marisa Coughlan as Ursula, Philippe Brenninkmeyer as German Man, and Blanchard Ryan as All.

Super Troopers Quotes

Erik Stolhanske as Rabbit

• (College Boy 3) "I'm freakin' out, man."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "Yes, you are freaking out -- man."

• (Erik Stolhanske) "See if they've got any chocolate bananas -- Foster?"

• (Erik Stolhanske) "Oh, look, a bar of soap."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Oh, s***, I got you good, you f***er."
• (Steve Lemme) "Awesome prank, Farva."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Better than the crap you pull, Mac."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Look, fellas --"
• (Steve Lemme) "Bite it, rook. You'll make him look like a dick."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "Nah --"
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts --"
• (Steve Lemme) "Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "-- and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there --"
• (Steve Lemme) "Don't be a wuss, bite it."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "-- I like that. I like it here --"
• (Steve Lemme) "Bite it. Bite it."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Oh, hell. Give me the god**** soap."

• (Erik Stolhanske) "You gonna set my country music award on fire?"

• (Erik Stolhanske) "Holy s***, it's a cool Winnebago."

• (Erik Stolhanske) "A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee."
• (Blanchard Ryan) "Hail to thee."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "Hail to thee."

• (Erik Stolhanske) "Oh, look, a bar of soap."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Oohoohoh s***. I got you good, you f***er."
• (Steve Lemme) "Awesome prank, Farva."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Better'n the crap you pull, Mac."

• (Erik Stolhanske) "It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation."

Kevin Heffernan as Farva

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Sing it again, rookie biatch."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Give me a double bacon cheeseburger."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "No, I just told him that so he makes it good."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Don't spit in that cop's burger."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Yeah, thanks."
• (Unnamed) "Roger, holding the spit."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Gimme a pie -- apple."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?"
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Look, kid, he doesn't want it."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Uhh, right. Beverage?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Gimme a litre o' cola."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "What?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "A litre o' cola."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Will you just order a large, Farva?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "I don't want a large farva. I want a god**** litre o' cola."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "I don't know what that is."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Litre is French for --"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "-- give me my f***in' cola before I break VOUS f***IN' LIP."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Oooh good one, I did not specify. Never s*** a s***ter."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Lady in blue comin' through."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here"

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenf***er."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "What's this?"
• (Erik Stolhanske) "A chamois cloth."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "I'd buy a ten million dollar car."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Bull s***. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Gimme a litre o' cola."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "What?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "A litre o' cola."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Just order a large, Farva."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "I don't want a large Farva. I want a god**** litre o' cola."
• (Dimpus Burger Guy) "I don't know what that is."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Litre is French for give me some f***ing cola before I break vous f***ing lips."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream."

• (Captain O'Hagan) "That's it. You're off the road, never again."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Sir, it was not my fault."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Neither was the god**** schoolbus. You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your god**** unions."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Cap, You know I'm not a pro union guy."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "And you're banned from Dimpus Burger."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Damn it."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Say car Ram-Rod."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Don't call me radio, unit 91."
• (Steve Lemme) "Then don't call me unit 91, radio."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Are you done?"

Steve Lemme as Mac

• (Steve Lemme) "But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic."
• (Paul Soter) "Which -- makes them not really shenanigans at all."
• (Steve Lemme) "Evil shenanigans."

• (Captain O'Hagan) "I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans.""
• (Steve Lemme) "Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy s*** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "You mean Shenanigans?"
• (Steve Lemme) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

• (Steve Lemme) "Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now."
• (Steve Lemme) "Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man."

• (Steve Lemme) "-- And that was the second time I got crabs."

• (Steve Lemme) "Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?"

• (Steve Lemme) "Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando."

• (Steve Lemme) "How's your shooting, Thorny?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Good. I've been dead on all morning."
• (Steve Lemme) "What about that little guy?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

• (Steve Lemme) "No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total f***head."

• (Steve Lemme) "You boys like Mex-ee-co? YEEEE-HOO."

• (Captain O'Hagan) "Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?"
• (Steve Lemme) "I applied for a guard job; at the post office."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Hey, you'll finally be able to shoot someone."

• (Steve Lemme) "All right, how about "Cat Game?""
• (Paul Soter) "Cat Game? What's the record?"
• (Steve Lemme) "Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten."
• (Paul Soter) "Ten? Starting right 'meow?'"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "Sorry about the --"
• (Paul Soter) "All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration."
• (Paul Soter) "Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "Sorry."
• (Paul Soter) "Is there something funny here boy?"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "Oh, no."
• (Paul Soter) "Then why you laughing, Mister -- Larry Johnson?"
• (Paul Soter) "All right meow, (3) where were we?"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "Excuse me, are you saying meow?"
• (Paul Soter) "Am I saying meow?"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "I thought --"
• (Paul Soter) "Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?"
• (Paul Soter) "Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "I could have sworn you said meow."
• (Paul Soter) "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
• (Paul Soter) "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
• (Paul Soter) "Do you see me eating mice?"
• (Paul Soter) "You stop laughing right meow. (6)"
• (Jim Gaffigan) "Yes sir."
• (Paul Soter) "Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law."
• (Paul Soter) "Not so funny meow, (9) is it?"
• (Paul Soter) "Meow. (10)"

• (Steve Lemme) "You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww.."

• (Steve Lemme) "But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic"

Jay Chandrasekhar as Thorny

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Hell, yeah."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Yeah, I bet you would."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Enhance."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Just print the damn thing."

• (Captain O'Hagan) "Well, this burger thing with Farva's really screwed our pooch."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "What? They can't lump us in with that f***in' martian."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "What the f***, Farva."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station?"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'. You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Where are your shoes?"
• (Paul Soter) "What are you, the shoe police?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar."
• (Paul Soter) "Black magic only works on the rookie."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "That's brown magic."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "It stinks like sex in here."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Hey Rabbit."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?"
• (Erik Stolhanske) "I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag."
• (College Boy 3) "Oh please no."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Littering and -- littering and -- littering and smokin' the reefer."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Mother of God."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Smell that, Rabbit?"
• (Erik Stolhanske) "sniff sniff -- fear."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "I am all that is man."
• (Steve Lemme) "What's a-matter Rabbit, your mother teach you to Chug?"

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
• (College Boy 1) "Umm -- 65?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "63."
• (College Boy 1) "But -- isn't the speed limit 65?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Yes, it is."
• (College Boy 3) "I'm freakin' out, man."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Where you boys headed?"
• (College Boy 1) "Canada -- we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir."
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Canada, huh? Almost made it."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "Who wants a moustache ride?"
• (German Woman) "Ooh, I vant von."
• (Philippe Brenninkmeyer) "I do. I do."

• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "I'm OK -- but I can't say the same for these white devils."

Daniel von Bargen as Police Chief Grady

• (Daniel von Bargen) "I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "It's powdered sugar."
• (Daniel von Bargen) "The lice hate the sugar."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "It's delicious."

• (Daniel von Bargen) "I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?"
• (Officer Smy) "Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "I don't get it. Tacos?"
• (Jay Chandrasekhar) "They think I'm Mexican."
• (Erik Stolhanske) "You're not Mexican?"

• (Daniel von Bargen) "John, I'm glad you called. Listen, I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup, and he says that for 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence that John Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse."

• (Daniel von Bargen) "Desperation is a stinky cologne."

Paul Soter as Foster

• (Paul Soter) "Ain't so funny meow is it?"

• (Paul Soter) "You crapped on my heart."

• (Paul Soter) "I can't make them speed."
• (Captain O'Hagan) "Try hiding."

• (Officer Smy) "If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two."
• (Officer Smy) "Hey douche bag."
• (Paul Soter) "If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Nice try."

• (Paul Soter) "How you feelin' there, Mac?"
• (Steve Lemme) "Good enough -- to f*** -- your mother."

• (Paul Soter) "We could be like Cagney and Lacey."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women."
• (Paul Soter) "I could be Lacey."

• (Paul Soter) "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

• (Paul Soter) "Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot."

• (Paul Soter) "Hey, so, Ursula, what's uh, what's goin' on?"
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Don't use that boyfriend voice with me."

Marisa Coughlan as Ursula

• (Marisa Coughlan) "You're not going to tell anybody about this?"
• (Paul Soter) "I already told my mom."

• (Officer Smy) "Ursula, what the f***? There's no TP in the bathroom."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "What about the piece stuck to your shoe?"
• (Officer Smy) "What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe?"
• (Officer Smy) "s***."
• (Officer Smy) "You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Oh why -- did you want me to wipe your ass?"
• (Officer Smy) "That's not what I meant."
• (Officer Smy) "Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "I'm not your wife, Smy."
• (Officer Smy) "No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Oooooooh."

• (Marisa Coughlan) "Freeze motherf***er."
• (Paul Soter) "Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Drop your coat and grab your toes."
• (Paul Soter) "What?"
• (Marisa Coughlan) "I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes."
• (Paul Soter) "Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread."
• (Marisa Coughlan) "You don't have these at your station?"
• (Paul Soter) "I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?"
• (Marisa Coughlan) "I'm not sure you could fit into my panties."

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