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Summer Sucks Quotes

Summer Sucks is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Summer Sucks ended in 1970.

Summer Sucks Quotes

  • (Border Patrolman) "Good evening, gentlemen."
  • (Jimbo Kern) "Hello there, fellow American. We're just anxious to get back to our homeland."
  • (Border Patrolman) "All right, I just need to ask you a few questions."
  • (Jimbo Kern) "Fire away. We have nothing to hide."
  • (Border Patrolman) "Is anyone other than the two of you traveling in this vehicle?"
  • (Jimbo Kern) "No sir."
  • (Border Patrolman) "Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?"
  • (Jimbo Kern) "Yes. I mean no. No."
  • (Border Patrolman) "Open your trunk please, sir."
  • (Jimbo Kern) "Damn. Damn, I always get that question wrong."
  • (Chef) "Hello, everybody. I'm back."
  • (Chef) "Okay, everybody get in line so I can whoop your asses."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "At first I was sure one of the children took him. But then I remembered Mr. Hat and I actually had a fight that morning."
  • (Dr. Katz) "Um -- are you gay?"
  • (Mr.Garrison) "WHAT?"
  • (Dr. Katz) "It's just a question."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "ARE YOU PROPOSITIONING ME?"
  • (Dr. Katz) "No."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT I AM ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT NOT GAY."
  • (Dr. Katz) "Well, I believe you. I absolutely believe you."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "Mr. Hat, on the other hand --"
  • (Dr. Katz) "Mr. Hat was gay?"
  • (Mr.Garrison) "Sometimes he fantasizes about things of sexual natures."
  • (Dr. Katz) "I see."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "Sometimes Mr. Hat liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of Thousand Island Dressing."
  • (Dr. Katz) "That I did not need to know."
  • (Mr.Garrison) "Well, I'm just saying."
  • (Dr. Katz) "Mr. Garrison, I think Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out. You see, it is YOU who is gay. But, you're in denial, so you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet."
  • (Dr. Katz) "What do you think about that?"
  • (Mr.Garrison) "I THINK YOU'RE THE LOONY ONE IN THIS ROOM."
  • (Stan Marsh) "How are your swimming lessons going Cartman?"
  • (Eric Cartman) "Fine."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "I heard you won't even get in the deep end?"
  • (Eric Cartman) "Well you heard wrong, hippie."
  • (Swimming Instructor) "Just do your sidestroke."
  • (Eric Cartman) "I only know how to do a doggy style."
  • (Swimming Instructor) "That's doggy paddle, Eric."
  • (Ned) "Are fireworks legal in Mexico?"
  • (Jimbo) "Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way."
  • (Officer Barbrady) "I'm sorry, mayor. I couldn't find the little man in the boat."
  • (Mayor McDaniels) "Well, keep looking."
  • (Chef) "You, and me / simultaneous."

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