Summer School (1987 film) Quotes

Summer School (1987 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Summer School stopped airing in 1970.

It features George Shapiro; Howard West as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Summer School (1987 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Summer School (1987 film) is 98 minutes long. Summer School (1987 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Thomas as Phil Gills, Dean Cameron as Chainsaw, Mark Harmon as Shoop, Duane Davis as Jerome Watkins, Gary Riley as Dave, Courtney Thorne-Smith as Pam, Kelly Jo Minter as Denise, Gary Riley as Mrs. Frazier, Patrick Labyorteaux as Mr. Winchester, Patrick Labyorteaux as Kevin Winchester, Fabiana Udenio as Anna-Maria Mazarelli, Shawnee Smith as Rhonda Altobello, Kelly Jo Minter as Nurse, Duane Davis as Kids, Richard Steven Horvitz as Alan Eakian, Ken Olandt as Larry Kazamias, Robin Thomas as Vice Principal Phil Gills, Ken Olandt as Mrs. Kazimias, and Shawnee Smith as Mrs. Altobello.

Summer School (1987 film) Quotes

Dean Cameron as Chainsaw

• (Dean Cameron) "Tension-breaker. Had to be done."

• (Dean Cameron) "This menstruation thing is a scam. Women are so lucky."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "WHAT? Oh we're so lucky? You think having your period is a picnic in the park? First of all you're all PMSed out, and second you don't any room in your purse for your hairbrush because of all the damn mini pads. You are SO ignorant."

• (Dean Cameron) "Our next field trip has to be to the beach."
• (Gary Riley) "We have to see Annamaria in a bikini. It's very important."

• (Dean Cameron) "You passed and I failed. You asshole. How could you do that to me?"
• (Gary Riley) "It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can."

• (Dean Cameron) "We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker."

• (Chainsaw's Sister) "How do you spell "cat"?"
• (Dean Cameron) "I don't know."

• (Dean Cameron) "Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home -- ever?"

• (Dean Cameron) "Reality is so unreal."
• (Gary Riley) "But it is a nice change."
• (Dean Cameron) "True. Two thumbs up."

Mark Harmon as Shoop

• (Mark Harmon) "Rhonda Altobello?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "Here."
• (Mark Harmon) "You went from Cs to Fs, what happened?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "Any other questions?"
• (Mark Harmon) "No."

• (Principal Kelban) "Field trips to the beach, drinking on the beach, a bed in your classroom, a screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 -- quite a summer, Mr. Shoop."
• (Mark Harmon) "I tried to keep it interesting."
• (Robin Thomas) "I have his dismissal ready for your signature, sir."
• (Principal Kelban) "Before I sign anything, I understand there are some people waiting to speak on Mr. Shoop's behalf."
• (Mark Harmon) "Really?"
• (Principal Kelban) "Come in."
• (Robin Thomas) "Mr. Kelban, you're not actually going to listen to these delinquents?"
• (Principal Kelban) "No, I'm going to listen to their parents. I'm Principal Kelban. Is there a spokesperson here?"
• (Mr. Gremp) "I guess I am. I'm Howard Gremp."
• (Principal Kelban) "You're Chainsaw's father. Interesting boy."
• (Mr. Gremp) "No, you can say it. He's a lunatic."
• (Dean Cameron) "Dad --"
• (Mr. Gremp) "Six weeks ago, I thought he had the IQ of a salad bar. His only interest in life was to make people sick. I my mother came to dinner, he would give the dog a third eye or an extra leg. Because of him, we stopped having kids. You can imagine the feeling when I saw him studying. The wife and I almost burst into tears."
• (Gary Riley) "David was doing his homework, too."
• (Mr. Gremp) "It makes sense, they share the same brain."
• (Mrs. Green) "Not only did Mr. Shoop get my daughter to read, he taught her to drive."
• (Patrick Labyorteaux) "He showed Kevin there's more to life than football. I'm not sure I agree, but it's possible."

• (Mark Harmon) "My fish."
• (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "How many were there?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Just one."

• (Mark Harmon) "Denise: no previous test score because you ditched every test, but a 38."
• (Mrs. Green) "Honey, that's terrific."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "We'll get 'em next time."
• (Mark Harmon) "Kevin, from a 48 to a 75."
• (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Yeah, I'm back on the team."
• (Mark Harmon) "Chainsaw: last score was a 6, this time: 59. Monster comeback. And Dave: from a 26 to a 70."
• (Gary Riley) "I passed."
• (Fabiana Udenio) "You made it."
• (Dean Cameron) "You passed? You passed and I failed, asshole. How could you do that to me?"
• (Gary Riley) "It was an accident. I'll take it again, I can fail, I know it."
• (Mark Harmon) "Pam went from a 53 to an 82."
• (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "Was that the highest?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Well, almost. That guy who spent six weeks in the bathroom got a 91. But look, there's more going on here than test scores and grades. You all worked hard and improved."
• (Robin Thomas) "And that's very nice, Mr. Shoop. The point here is that we are here to discuss Mr. Shoop's flagrant violation of school policies."
• (Principal Kelban) "Hold it, Gills. According to my numbers, the average scores have increased from 28 to 63. That's 125% improvement. Now that's teaching. Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure."

• (Mark Harmon) "Your teacher was arrested for giving vodka to students."
• (Gary Riley) "You went to jail for us?"
• (Mark Harmon) "On roller skates."

• (Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop) "Shoop, this girl is dyslexic."
• (Mark Harmon) "What?"
• (Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop) "This is serious. You've got to get her some help."
• (Mark Harmon) "How did she go this long without anyone finding out?"
• (Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop) "She slipped through the system."
• (Mark Harmon) "What happens when she gets out in the real world?"

• (Mark Harmon) "Hey, I remember you. Where have you been?"
• (Duane Davis) "Bathroom."
• (Mark Harmon) "For the last six weeks?"
• (Duane Davis) "My zipper got stuck."

• (Mark Harmon) "Please take your seats."
• (Gary Riley) "Where should we take 'em?"

• (Mark Harmon) "You know what we need Wonder Mutt?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Besides bread. We need a woman that can appreciate what we have to offer."

• (Mark Harmon) "Where are my car keys?"
• (Dean Cameron) "There somewhere in this room. Right now you're ice cold."

• (Mark Harmon) "Can anybody tell me why writing is important?"
• (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "Because it's a form of communication."
• (Mark Harmon) "Very good, it can also get you free stuff."
• (Duane Davis) "Free?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Free, I'm writing it down -- here's how it works, we've all been ripped off, right? Pay phone steals your money -- not enough cheese on your pizza --"
• (Dean Cameron) "My shades keep falling apart."
• (Mark Harmon) "That's a perfect example. Now you're going to write that company a letter and you're going to see action, but only if the letter is well written and it threatens to hurt their business, and it's signed, excuse me Chainsaw, Francis Gremp, President: Consumer Against Faulty Eyewear."
• (Dean Cameron) "You want me to lie? Okay."

• (Mark Harmon) "I'm telling you, you gotta try these Pop Tarts."
• (Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop) "No thanks, I'm sticking with the Chocodiles."

Ken Olandt as Mrs. Kazimias

• (Ken Olandt) "Once a guy hits 18, it's all downhill."
• (Mark Harmon) "But it's a lovely ride."

Robin Thomas as Phil Gills

• (Robin Thomas) "Oh my God. What are you watching?"
• (Mark Harmon) "New film from the district, "Safe Use Of Power Tools"."
• (Robin Thomas) "This just came -- I don't want to know what's in here, do I?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Nope, probably not."

• (Robin Thomas) "Would someone tell me what Mr. Shoop had planned for today?"
• (Dean Cameron) "Group sex. No, that's tomorrow. Today is independent study, right after our mid-morning nap."

• (Robin Thomas) "What is wrong with you people?"
• (Gary Riley) "It's just like you said Gills. We're psychopaths. Somebody better call the school nurse."

• (Robin Thomas) "This man should not be teaching. The proof is right here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop. Passing is 70; average score here was 63. They failed."
• (Mark Harmon) "That is not true, Mr. Gills."
• (Richard Steven Horvitz) "You mean we passed?"
• (Mark Harmon) "No, not all of you, but that's not what's important here. Larry went from an 18 to a 51."
• (Ken Olandt) "If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner."
• (Mark Harmon) "Rhonda: from a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth."
• (Shawnee Smith) "Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?"
• (Principal Kelban) "It always has been."
• (Dean Cameron) "This woman thing never fails."
• (Mark Harmon) "Eakian: a 51 to a 74."
• (Richard Steven Horvitz) "I passed. I am an Eakian, Grams."
• (Gary Riley) "All right, Eaker."

Patrick Labyorteaux as Kevin Winchester

• (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Uh, can Rhonda and I be excused? She's having a baby."
• (Mark Harmon) "You're having a baby?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Why didn't you say anything?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "I wanted to finish my test."
• (Mark Harmon) "Can I get you anything, hot water, a doctor?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "Get out of my way."
• (Mark Harmon) "Get out of your way, I can do that."
• (Mark Harmon) "Carmine, get out of her way."

Shawnee Smith as Mrs. Altobello

• (Shawnee Smith) "Are you sure you wanna do this?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Absolutely. Lamaze class: great place to meet girls."

• (Ms. Robin Elizabeth Bishop) "I think you're full of bull."
• (Shawnee Smith) "It's okay, you can say bulls*** in here."

• (Shawnee Smith) "Hi, I'd like to sign up for Lamaze classes."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "Okay. How are Tuesday nights for you and your coach?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "Perfect. But, I don't have a coach."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "Well, what about the father?"
• (Shawnee Smith) "Well, you see, that's sort of confusing. It's either David Lee Roth who's on tour or Sean Penn. And I'd really hate to upset Madonna."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "Fill this out."

Fabiana Udenio as Anna-Maria Mazarelli

• (Fabiana Udenio) "So pretty."
• (Dean Cameron) "Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous."

Richard Steven Horvitz as Alan Eakian

• (Richard Steven Horvitz) "Larry, what do you want?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Bed."
• (Richard Steven Horvitz) "Larry wants a bed."

Gary Riley as Dave

• (Gary Riley) "This menstruation thing? It's a scam. Women are so lucky."

Courtney Thorne-Smith as Pam

• (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "So, you're all alone and you like young girls."

• (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "You want us to study?"
• (Mark Harmon) "The thought did cross my mind."
• (Kelly Jo Minter) "Well, what's in it for us? What do we get out of it?"
• (Mark Harmon) "Literacy?"

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