Submarine (2010 film) Quotes

Submarine (2010 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Submarine completed its run in 1970.

It features Mary Burke, Mark Herbert, and Andy Stebbing as producer, Andrew Hewitt, and Alex Turner in charge of musical score, and Erik Wilson as head of cinematography.

Submarine (2010 film) is distributed by Optimum Releasing.

The cast includes: Craig Roberts as Oliver Tate, Yasmin Paige as Jordana Bevan, Sally Hawkins as Jill Tate, and Noah Taylor as Lloyd Tate.

Submarine (2010 film) Quotes

Craig Roberts as Oliver Tate

• (Craig Roberts) "Dear Jordana. Thank you for letting me explore your perfect body. I could drink your blood, you are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. We have lost our virginity but it wasn't like losing anything. You are too good for me, you are too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver."

• (Craig Roberts) "Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry."

• (Craig Roberts) "I decided to soften the blow with some light arson."

• (Craig Roberts) "My Dear Americans, The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called Wales. Wales is next to England, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. My homeland has produced Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Jones and some other people. You have not yet invaded my country and for this I thank you. Submarine is an important film. Watch it with respect. Fond regards from your protagonist, Oliver Tate."

• (Craig Roberts) "It's rude to leave a film before it's finished."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Who to?"
• (Craig Roberts) "To the filmmakers."
• (Yasmin Paige) "How do they know?"
• (Craig Roberts) "They just do."
• (Yasmin Paige) "How?"
• (Craig Roberts) "They do."

• (Craig Roberts) "My mum gave a handjob to a mystic."

• (Craig Roberts) "Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemakin'; humiliatin' teachers and bullying the weak. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory."

• (Craig Roberts) "I knew then it was too late to save her. She'd gone gooey in the middle. From now on she'll buy little gifts for her favourite teachers and she'll admire the scenery and she'll buy soup for homeless people. And she'll never burn my leg here again."

• (Craig Roberts) "To us and a wonderful evening of love making."

• (Craig Roberts) "Ask me how deep the ocean is."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Shut up."
• (Craig Roberts) "Come on, just ask me."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Why?"
• (Craig Roberts) "'Cause I know the answer."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Oh. Do you?"
• (Craig Roberts) "Yes, I do."
• (Yasmin Paige) "How deep is the ocean?"
• (Craig Roberts) "I'm not gonna say."
• (Yasmin Paige) "I'm brokenhearted."
• (Craig Roberts) "The ocean is six miles deep."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Good."

• (Craig Roberts) "We sat down to have what might have been Jordana's mother's last Christmas dinner, which i hope it wasn't because the turkey was a bit dry and the sprouts were soggy and out of focus."

• (Craig Roberts) "This is the moment where you leave him and come with me."
• (Yasmin Paige) "Is it?"
• (Craig Roberts) "Yeah, are you coming?"
• (Yasmin Paige) "No."

• (Craig Roberts) "Well, you know, I thought it would be nice to get some mutual interests -- now that we've had sex -- other than spitting and setting things on fire."

• (Craig Roberts) "I won't have to poison Jordana's dog after all."

• (Craig Roberts) "I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful."

• (Craig Roberts) "Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic. With this in mind, I took her to one of my favourite industrial estates, for some quality one-on-one time."

• (Craig Roberts) "He wasn't even considered hard until the Watkin twins famously stabbed him in the back with compasses. He said nothing; showed no discomfort as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War."

Noah Taylor as Lloyd Tate

• (Noah Taylor) "Listen, look, i know you think I'm very boring, you know -- but once i ripped my vest off in front of a woman, and err -- it was very effective actually. It produced a very atavistic response."

Sally Hawkins as Jill Tate

• (Sally Hawkins) "So. How are things with Jordana?"
• (Craig Roberts) "Fine."
• (Sally Hawkins) "You ever going to let us meet her?"
• (Craig Roberts) "I don't think so. Maybe if you get a terminal illness."

Yasmin Paige as Jordana Bevan

• (Yasmin Paige) "f***in' aye. You're a serial killer."

• (Yasmin Paige) "Why are you such a total dick?"

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