Stroker Ace Quotes

Stroker Ace is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Stroker Ace completed its run in 1970.

It features Hank Moonjean as producer, Al Capps in charge of musical score, and Nick McLean as head of cinematography.

Stroker Ace is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Stroker Ace is 96 minutes long. Stroker Ace is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Alfie Wise as Charlie, Burt Reynolds as Stroker Ace, Loni Anderson as Pembrook Feeney, Jim Nabors as Lugs Harvey, Frank O. Hill as Dad Seegle, Parker Stevenson as Aubrey James, and John Byner as Doc Seegle.

Stroker Ace Quotes

Burt Reynolds as Stroker Ace

• (Burt Reynolds) "The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name."
• (Unnamed) "You never can, can you?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?"
• (Unnamed) "I think you ought to stick him in the fence."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Good idea, Neil."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Well, speak of the devil."
• (Parker Stevenson) "Mr. Bonnett. Stroker."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Hello, Audrey."
• (Parker Stevenson) "Aubrey."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Whatever."
• (Parker Stevenson) "You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I know your name; Audrey Meadows."
• (Parker Stevenson) "Audrey JAMES. AUBREY James. Shmuck."
• (Unnamed) "Stick him in the wall."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I'm Gonna."

• (Burt Reynolds) "What are you doin' now, Dad?"
• (Frank O. Hill) "Oh, I make jewelry."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?"
• (Frank O. Hill) "Organic matter? Manure."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca."

• (Man in Bar) "Come on, damnit, we wanna hear a cluck."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Who gives a cluck?"

• (Burt Reynolds) "Lugs, who's driving number 10?"
• (Jim Nabors) "What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years."

• (Burt Reynolds) "Take that, 12."
• (Unnamed) "10."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Whatever."

• (Burt Reynolds) "I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies."
• (John Byner) "Well, they are. But I like'em."

• (Burt Reynolds) "What DID happen between you two?"
• (Loni Anderson) "He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Scrotum?"
• (Jim Nabors) "What's a scrotum?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "I dunno."
• (Jim Nabors) "I think I'll find out."
• (Jim Nabors) "Pembrook, what's a scr --"

Jim Nabors as Lugs Harvey

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Frank O. Hill as Dad Seegle

• (Frank O. Hill) "I know NOTHING, I am merely the messenger."

Parker Stevenson as Aubrey James

• (Unnamed) "What seems to be the problem, James?"
• (Parker Stevenson) "Well, It's not handling too well in the turns, Kyle."
• (Unnamed) "You never could drive anyway, James. It's ALWAYS the equipment."

Alfie Wise as Charlie

• (Alfie Wise) "What's so bad about second?"
• (Unnamed) "Screw Second."

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