Strangers on a Treadmill Quotes

Strangers on a Treadmill is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Strangers on a Treadmill ended its run in 1970.

Strangers on a Treadmill Quotes

• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "You don't know anyone at this party."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Sure I do. Watch this. Hey, Carlos."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Lucky guess."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Lucky he was the only one who turned around."

• (Claire Dunphy) "Phil is going to bomb. It's not that I don't think he's fun, he is. He's just not fun-ny. It's my fault, really. I always laugh at all his jokes. But only with my mouth. Never with my eyes."

• (Claire Dunphy) "Sometimes I feel like my job is to make sure you guys don't fall on your faces."
• (Phil Dunphy) "That's a hard job at the Dunphy house."
• (Claire Dunphy) "I know."
• (Phil Dunphy) "But maybe your job is to pick us back up when we fall. You're good at that."

• (Haley Dunphy) "The world is divided into two groups: cool girls and girls like you. And you have been given a rare opportunity to move from the former to the latter."
• (Alex Dunphy) "The latter to the former."
• (Haley Dunphy) "Whatever. Oh, my God, you're such a geek. Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to popular?"

• (Phil Dunphy) "Tonight I'm giving the keynote address at the SCARB."
• (Claire Dunphy) "The South California Annual Realtors Banquet."
• (Phil Dunphy) "I think they know what it is."

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