Straight-Jacket Quotes

Straight-Jacket is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Straight-Jacket ended in 1970.

It features Michael Warwick as producer.

Straight-Jacket is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Straight-Jacket is 96 minutes long. Straight-Jacket is distributed by Regent Releasing.

The cast includes: Matt Letscher as Guy Stone, Veronica Cartwright as Jerry, Jack Plotnick as Freddie Stevens, Michael Emerson as Victor, Carrie Preston as Sally, and Adam Greer as Rick Foster.

Straight-Jacket Quotes

Jack Plotnick as Freddie Stevens

• (Unnamed) "Hey, baby. You want a date?"
• (Jack Plotnick) "No, But I'll take a blow job."
• (Unnamed) "I'll take a ten."
• (Jack Plotnick) "Five."
• (Unnamed) "Ten."
• (Jack Plotnick) "Seven."
• (Unnamed) "Ten."
• (Jack Plotnick) "Eight-fifty."
• (Unnamed) "Ten."
• (Jack Plotnick) "Nine-twenty-five."
• (Unnamed) "Ten."
• (Jack Plotnick) "Okay."

• (Jack Plotnick) "Beat it, you whore."

Matt Letscher as Guy Stone

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Stone, are you now or have you ever been a homosexual communist? Are you or have you, Mr. Stone?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "And are you personally aware of others, like yourself, working in the motion picture industry?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Yes, I am."
• (Unnamed) "Please state their names for the record."
• (Matt Letscher) "I am what you say, and so are many of my peers. So what?"
• (Unnamed) "I just need their names, Mr. Stone."
• (Matt Letscher) "This is the only way I can help you, Ray. Because movies, for all their cornball reactionary idiocy, show us life as it might be, if only we could live up to our ideals. Movie characters are honest, and loyal, and brave. They sacrifice themselves for those they love. They are proud of the qualities that make them individuals. They stand up for what's right, no matter the odds, or consequences. Movie characters, in short, would not care who plays them. But I guess there's a reason we pay money to see people like that. In a way I wish I could give you 10 million names today, because then 10 million people could stop hiding and living in fear. And the rest of you would discover wonderful new sides to people you thought you knew. But I can't do that Mr. Verrine, because the main trait that separates my kind from yours is that we mean you no harm. When you can say the same about yourself, you will have earned the privilege of knowing our names."

• (Matt Letscher) "What's the point of being famous if you can't use it to get laid?"

• (Matt Letscher) "There isn't any butter on this, is there?"
• (Michael Emerson) "There hasn't been a stick of butter in this house since you dragged that trainee milkman upstairs."

• (Matt Letscher) "Um, what do you do for fun?"
• (Carrie Preston) "Watch Guy Stone movies."
• (Matt Letscher) "Really? Me too."
• (Carrie Preston) "Oh, and I'm taking an acting class from the prestigious Tom Hertz."
• (Matt Letscher) "Ah, Tom, sure."
• (Carrie Preston) "You take from him?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Sometimes I'm the student, sometimes I'm the teacher. So, you wanna be an actress?"
• (Carrie Preston) "Oh, gosh, no. Actresses are whores."

• (Matt Letscher) "Now you mustn't be late for Bernice."
• (Carrie Preston) "I hate her stupid women's group. Barbara Stanwyck is such a bully. And that Edith Head --"
• (Carrie Preston) "just stares at me."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, baby, you wanna -"
• (Unnamed) "oh, never mind."
• (Matt Letscher) "Evening, Viola. How's business?"
• (Unnamed) "Three so far today."
• (Matt Letscher) "Amateur."

Michael Emerson as Victor

• (Michael Emerson) "Finished, sir?"
• (Adam Greer) "Yes. It's "Rick.""
• (Matt Letscher) "No, let him call you "sir," otherwise he blows his paycheck on escorts."

• (Michael Emerson) "Every life builds toward, and then radiates from, a single moment."

• (Michael Emerson) "Sir, if I may: Mr. Foster is a man of much higher caliber than you deserve. If I were you, I'd stop worrying about how to cut him loose and I'd start worrying about how to keep him. Because letting him go will be a mistake that will haunt you until your miserable, lonely, alcohol-soaked death."

Carrie Preston as Sally

• (Unnamed) "What the hell?"
• (Carrie Preston) "It's Guy's birthday present. They're oodles of fun at parties. I needed someplace to hide it."
• (Unnamed) "A lot full of empty stages, and you pick here?"
• (Carrie Preston) "Well, this is just were they delivered it. I was gonna move it myself, but it was too heavy on account of I had it done in walnut because that's more masculine. Do you suppose Guy will like it?"
• (Unnamed) "Will Guy like a masculine organ? I think that's a safe bet."

• (Carrie Preston) "Victor, why did you hire so many homosexual waiters?"
• (Michael Emerson) "Because that's the only kind."

Veronica Cartwright as Jerry

• (Unnamed) "Yuval Reissman died; that's too bad."
• (Veronica Cartwright) "You always go straight for the obituaries."
• (Unnamed) "That's the only part of the trades I can read without getting jealous."

• (Veronica Cartwright) "You CAN'T get out of the marriage."
• (Matt Letscher) "Jerry. She is destroying my house, Jerry. She's giving away my things and she's always hovering with a tray of this God-awful lemonade."
• (Veronica Cartwright) "Your "Ben-Hur" contract stipulates TWELVE MONTHS of matrimony."
• (Matt Letscher) "I'm not going to make it Jerry. Where we're at home -- she takes advantage."
• (Veronica Cartwright) "What? You slept with her? What was it like?"
• (Matt Letscher) "Terrible. She's a total "bottom.""

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