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Still Crazy Quotes

Still Crazy is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Still Crazy completed its run in 1970.

It features Amanda Marmot as producer.

Each episode of Still Crazy is 95 minutes long. Still Crazy is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Timothy Spall as Beano, Billy Connolly as Hughie, Bill Nighy as Ray Simms, Helena Bergström as Astrid Simms, Rachael Stirling as Clare, Jimmy Nail as Les, Juliet Aubrey as Karen Knowles, Juliet Aubrey as Karen, Helena Bergström as Astrid, Bruce Robinson as Brian Lovell, and Stephen Rea as Tony Costello.

Still Crazy Quotes

Jimmy Nail as Les

  • (Jimmy Nail) "Where did you get that T-Shirt"
  • (Timothy Spall) "Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times"
  • (Unnamed) "'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw."
  • (Jimmy Nail) "Oh."
  • (Unnamed) "My father, he died."
  • (Timothy Spall) "Oh."
  • (Jimmy Nail) "Oh -- That's a s***ter."
  • (Bill Nighy) "It's another sign, Brian sent them."

Stephen Rea as Tony Costello

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Timothy Spall as Beano

  • (Timothy Spall) "Are you still a road dog, Hughie?"
  • (Billy Connolly) "Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and f***in' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here."
  • (Timothy Spall) "You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed -- ""
  • (Billy Connolly) ""Pull your foreskin over your heed.""
  • (Timothy Spall) "Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show."
  • (Rachael Stirling) "Objection, your honor."
  • (Billy Connolly) "Objection sustained."
  • (Timothy Spall) "Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands."
  • (Jimmy Nail) "Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not -- anotomical."
  • (Timothy Spall) "It is if you haven't got a f***in' hand."

Juliet Aubrey as Karen Knowles

  • (Juliet Aubrey) "Beano."
  • (Timothy Spall) "What the f*** are you doing here?"
  • (Stephen Rea) "How do you feel about getting the Fruits together again, Beano?"
  • (Timothy Spall) "Not a moment too soon, my old son."
  • (Juliet Aubrey) "Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?"
  • (Helena Bergström) "I don't listen to their music."
  • (Juliet Aubrey) "They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this."
  • (Helena Bergström) "You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight."
  • (Juliet Aubrey) "Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?"
  • (Helena Bergström) "I don't listen to their music."
  • (Juliet Aubrey) "They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this."
  • (Helena Bergström) "You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight."

Bill Nighy as Ray Simms

  • (Bill Nighy) "I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message?"
  • (Bruce Robinson) "Got a gig on Saturday man."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Wha-what?"
  • (Bill Nighy) "When the icy waters closed in over me, I saw Brian"
  • (Jimmy Nail) "Do you know what he was wearing"
  • (Bill Nighy) "I, I don't recall"
  • (Bill Nighy) "I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY."

Billy Connolly as Hughie

  • (Billy Connolly) "Would you like a hit?"
  • (Juliet Aubrey) "I haven't done that in years"
  • (Billy Connolly) "Now would be a very good time to start."
  • (Unnamed) "You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed -- ""
  • (Billy Connolly) ""Pull your foreskin over your heed.""
  • (Billy Connolly) "Hello?"
  • (Timothy Spall) ""Cockney Rebel"? Cock? Knee? That's two points that is."
  • (Billy Connolly) "It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Two'. I'm gonna get some of those Organ Donor cards."

Helena Bergström as Astrid

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