Stephen King's Desperation (film) Quotes

Stephen King's Desperation is a television show that first aired in 2006 on American Broadcasting Company. Stephen King's Desperation stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bruce Dunn as producer, and Nicholas Pike as theme composer. Stephen King's Desperation is created by Stephen King.

Stephen King's Desperation is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Stephen King's Desperation is 130 minutes long. Stephen King's Desperation is produced by Touchstone Television.

The cast includes: Ron Perlman as Collie Entragian, Henry Thomas as Peter Jackson, Matt Frewer as Ralph Carver, Shane Haboucha as David Carver, Steven Weber as Steve Ames, and Kelly Overton as Cynthia Smith.

Stephen King's Desperation Quotes

Shane Haboucha as David Carver

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you pray?"
• (Shane Haboucha) "I can't. Right now I'm too pissed."
• (Unnamed) "At God?"
• (Shane Haboucha) "At Santa Claus."

• (Shane Haboucha) "Don't hurt her."
• (Ron Perlman) "Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire. And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you."

Kelly Overton as Cynthia Smith

• (Kelly Overton) "Are you a nice person?"
• (Steven Weber) "Well, uh, I like to think so. But then again, if I was Ted Bundy, do you think I'd tell you?"

Henry Thomas as Peter Jackson

• (Henry Thomas) "Where is everybody?"
• (Ron Perlman) "Disneyland."
• (Ron Perlman) "Come on, walk, Hayfoot."
• (Ron Perlman) "Strawfoot."
• (Ron Perlman) "You're Peter. And you're Mary. So where's Paul? I mean, how can you sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" without Paul?"
• (Ron Perlman) "Wait a minute -- Peter Jackson? I LOVE "Lord of the Rings"."
• (Ron Perlman) "You are useless."
• (Ron Perlman) "You at least look healthy."

Steven Weber as Steve Ames

• (Steven Weber) "Stay here."
• (Kelly Overton) "Yeah right. Eat me, said the cake to Alice."

Ron Perlman as Collie Entragian

• (Ron Perlman) "Houston; we have a problem."

• (Ron Perlman) "This is Desperation. Everything out here is Can Tah and Can Tak. And don't you forget it."

• (Ron Perlman) "I see you're an organ donor."
• (Ron Perlman) "Are you sure that's wise?"

• (Ron Perlman) "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense. Do you understand you rights?"

Matt Frewer as Ralph Carver

• (Matt Frewer) "Haven't you done enough to us?"
• (Ron Perlman) "In a word -- no."

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