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Stardust (2007 film) Quotes

Stardust (2007 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Stardust completed its run in 1970.

It features Ilan Eshkeri in charge of musical score, and Ben Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Stardust (2007 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Stardust (2007 film) is 127 minutes long. Stardust (2007 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Claire Danes as Yvaine, Robert De Niro as Captain Shakespeare, Charlie Cox as Tristan, Nathaniel Parker as Dunstan Thorn, Sienna Miller as Victoria, Henry Cavill as Humphrey, Mark Heap as Tertius, Mark Strong as Septimus, Jason Flemyng as Primus, Rupert Everett as Secundus, Eliot Sumner as King, Michelle Pfeiffer as Lamia, Melanie Hill as Ditchwater Sal, and Joanna Scanlan as Mormo.

Stardust (2007 film) Quotes

Mark Strong as Septimus

  • (Mark Strong) "Now remember Captain Shakespeare has a fearsome reputation."
  • (Mark Strong) "What the hell is this?"
  • (Lackey) "Your Highness, the soothsayer, as you requested."
  • (Mark Strong) "South you said. South we went. Still no stone. Do you now propose we start swimming?"
  • (Soothsayer) "Sire, I've merely relayed to you what the runes have told me. I can do no more."
  • (Mark Strong) "Well, consult them again."
  • (Mark Strong) "Wait. Before we seek the stone -- I have another question: Am I the seventh son?"
  • (Soothsayer) "Yes."
  • (Mark Strong) "Another question. Is my favourite colour blue?"
  • (Soothsayer) "Yes."
  • (Mark Strong) "Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?"
  • (Soothsayer) "Um --"
  • (Mark Strong) "What does that mean?"
  • (Soothsayer) "That means "no"."
  • (Mark Strong) "Good. Throw them again. This time throw them high."
  • (Mark Strong) "Do you work for my brother?"
  • (Mark Strong) "So, do we continue west?"
  • (Mark Strong) "Who are you? What business do you have here?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Septimus -- I knew your brother, Primus."
  • (Mark Strong) "Unless you wish to meet him in the afterlife, I suggest you answer my question. What are you doing here?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "I might ask you the same thing."
  • (Mark Strong) "Ah --"
  • (Mark Strong) "There are four of them. Do as I say and we may stand a chance."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Wait. How do I know you can be trusted?"
  • (Mark Strong) "You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "No."
  • (Mark Strong) "Well then, let's go."

Joanna Scanlan as Mormo

  • (Joanna Scanlan) "There is someone following your tracks."
  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "A Witch? A Warlock?"
  • (Joanna Scanlan) "A Prince and he's catching you up. Get a move on."

Claire Danes as Yvaine

  • (Claire Danes) "They're going to kill us, aren't they?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "I don't know."
  • (Claire Danes) "You know, it's funny. I used to watch -- I used to watch people having adventures. I envied them."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You ever heard the expression "Be careful of what you wish for"?"
  • (Claire Danes) "What, so ending up with my heart cut out; that will serve me right?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "No, I didn't mean it like that. Look, I admire you dreaming. A shop boy like me -- I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to wish for it. I just thought I'd find some lump of celestial rock, take it home and that would be it."
  • (Claire Danes) "And you got me."
  • (Claire Danes) "If there's one thing I've learned about all my years watching Earth, is that people aren't what they may seem. There are shop boys, and there are boys who just happen to work in a shop for the time being. And trust me Tristan, you're no shop boy. You saved my life. Thank you."
  • (Claire Danes) "Are you tempted?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Tempted, by what?"
  • (Claire Danes) "Immortality. Let's say it wasn't my heart. Not me. Just a star you didn't know."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You seriously think I could kill anyone?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "I mean, even if I could -- Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different."
  • (Claire Danes) "What do stars do? They shine."
  • (Claire Danes) "Tell me about Victoria, then."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Well, she -- she -- There's nothing more to tell you."
  • (Claire Danes) "The little I know about love is that it's unconditional. It's not something you can buy."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Hang on. This wasn't about me buying her love. This was a way for me to prove to her how I felt."
  • (Claire Danes) "Ah -- And what's she doing to prove how she feels about you?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Well -- Look, Yvaine, you'll understand when you meet her, all right? If we don't get murdered by pirates first."
  • (Claire Danes) "Mmm -- Murdered by pirates. Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria. I can't quite decide which sounds more fun --"
  • (Claire Danes) "You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate -- It made me want to turn away and never look down again. But when I see the way that mankind loves -- You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and -- What I'm trying to say, Tristan is -- I think I love you. Is this love, Tristan? I never imagined I'd know it for myself. My heart -- It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me any more. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange; no gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine."
  • (Claire Danes) "I can't believe your crew fell for that. And where in God's name did you get that mannequin?"

Michelle Pfeiffer as Lamia

  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "You'd better be telling the truth, you two-faced dog."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "I can get you one of them, actually. Very good guard dogs. They can watch the back and the front door at the same time."
  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Limbus grass. You dare to steal truth from my lips by feeding me Limbus grass. Do you have any idea what a big mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?"
  • (Melanie Hill) "How do you know my -- Who are you?"
  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Look again."
  • (Melanie Hill) "I shall not seek the star, Your Dark Majesty. I swear."
  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Seek all you wish."
  • (Michelle Pfeiffer) "You shall not see the star, touch it, smell or hear it. You will not perceive her even if she stands before you. Pray you never meet me again, Ditchwater Sal."

Eliot Sumner as King

  • (Eliot Sumner) "Only he of royal blood can restore the ruby. And the one of you who does so, shall be the new king of Stormhold."

Rupert Everett as Secundus

  • (Rupert Everett) "I see the kingdom, father. The whole of Stormhold."
  • (Eliot Sumner) "And --"
  • (Rupert Everett) "My kingdom?"
  • (Eliot Sumner) "Maybe -- Look up."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Oh, please, you're not annoyed at that whole murder thing, are you? I mean, that was ten years ago."
  • (Quartus) "Great deal of good it did you, killing me, Secundus. Because now, of course, you're King of all Stormhold. Oh sorry, wait, no you're not; you're dead."
  • (Rupert Everett) "With all due respect to father, that window thing was a rotten trick."
  • (Sextus) "Excuse me? At least you had a chance. Quartus murdered me while I was asleep."
  • (Quartus) "How many times do I have to tell you? It was Septimus."
  • (Quartus) "Don't speak; don't say a word. Let me guess; Septimus?"
  • (Sextus) "Poison?"
  • (Mark Heap) "The stone."
  • (Mark Heap) "I can touch it. I can feel it, I just can't shift it. It's like it's too heavy --"
  • (Mark Heap) "You look like a bunch of FREAKS."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Hold on -- there are five of us now. We could do it together."
  • (Quintus) "We tried it before; it didn't work."
  • (Rupert Everett) "But Tertius wasn't here, there were only four of us. Come on."
  • (Quintus) "Come on -- yes, yes -- come on."
  • (Quintus) "No --"
  • (Quintus) "No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. N;"
  • (Quintus) "Awww --"
  • (Quintus) "No. Nononononono. Please. Aw."
  • (Quartus) "Well done, everyone."
  • (Quartus) "No, you were right, though; it was definately better with five of us."
  • (Quartus) "I mean, that's the closest we've come to actually moving anything."
  • (Quintus) "Shhh --"

Charlie Cox as Tristan

  • (Charlie Cox) "Father, I lost my job. Father, I -- I lost my job, I'm sorry. Father --"
  • (Nathaniel Parker) "You lost your job."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Thank you. That's so kind. My name's Tristan. What's yours?"
  • (Girl Bernard) "Bernard."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Don't you ever sleep?"
  • (Claire Danes) "Not at night. May have escaped your notice, genius, but that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours, but you're not in the sky anymore. Coming out is off the agenda. Shining has been suspended until further notice. Oh, and sleeping during the day is O-U-T. Unless you have some magical ability to sleep while you're walking."
  • (Claire Danes) "Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I'm not walking anywhere."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Happy birthday."
  • (Sienna Miller) "What happened to you?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "I've found the star."
  • (Sienna Miller) "I can't believe you did it. Where's my star? Can I see it? Is it beautiful?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Yes."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Well, it's awfully small."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Well, that's just a little piece; a token for your birthday."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Well -- Well, then forget about the star. It's not the star that I want."
  • (Sienna Miller) "You know what I want."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Yeah, I do. You want to grow up and get over yourself."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Well. Oh."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Humphrey."
  • (Henry Cavill) "Thorn. You must have a death wish."
  • (Henry Cavill) "Ah --"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right. She's all yours. You really are a perfect couple. The best of luck to you both."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Why would I want this? It's just a measly handful of stardust."
  • (Guard) "Dunstan Thorn, not again."
  • (Charlie Cox) "It's Tristan, actually."
  • (Guard) "Oh. You do look a bit like your father. And I suppose you intend to cross the wall as well, do you? Well you can forget it; go home."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Cross the wall as well as who?"
  • (Guard) "No one. Nobody."
  • (Guard) "Nobody crosses the wall. You know that. Everybody knows that."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You know, I know. I understand. Nobody. Well I better head for the old homestead, then."
  • (Guard) "Good night, then. Good night, Tristan."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Good night."
  • (Guard) "Give my best to your father."
  • (Guard) "Off you go."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You know you sort of; glitter sometimes. I've just noticed it. Is it -- Is it normal?"
  • (Claire Danes) "Let's see if you can work it out for yourself. What do stars do?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Hmm -- Attract trouble?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "All right, I'm sorry. Let me -- Do I get another guess? Is it: Do they know exactly how to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Excuse me."
  • (Claire Danes) "Oh."
  • (Charlie Cox) "I think you're in my bath."
  • (Claire Danes) "Close your eyes."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Honestly I'm not looking. Here, I'll turn away."
  • (Claire Danes) "Right, you can open them now."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Did you really mean what you said in the caravan?"
  • (Claire Danes) "What I? But -- You were a mouse. You were a mouse -- you wanted cheese. You didn't -- I asked you to give me a sign."
  • (Charlie Cox) "And risk you being too embarrassed to keep saying such lovely things?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "You want to know what the Captain really whispered to me that day?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "He told me that my true love --"
  • (Charlie Cox) "-- was right in front of my eyes. And he was right."
  • (Charlie Cox) "I find the fastest way to travel is by candlelight."
  • (Claire Danes) "You've got a Babylon candle."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Yeah, I have a bubbling candle."
  • (Claire Danes) "A Babylon candle."
  • (Charlie Cox) "That's what I said."
  • (Claire Danes) "You said "bubbling"."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Mother? Oh. Oh, Mother. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?"
  • (Claire Danes) "No, I'm not and I'm not your mother. So get off me."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You're not my mother?"
  • (Claire Danes) "Do I look like I'm your mother?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "No, sorry. Are you all right? Do you want some help?"
  • (Claire Danes) "You can help by leaving me alone."
  • (Charlie Cox) "All right --"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Oh my God. "Light the candle and think of me". I was, I was thinking of my mo -- but then Victoria and the star just popped --"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Oh, excuse me, madam, sorry, this may see strange but, have you seen a fallen star anywhere?"
  • (Claire Danes) "You're funny."
  • (Charlie Cox) "No, really. We're in a crater, this must be where it fell."
  • (Claire Danes) "Yeah, this where it fell. It is, or if you want to be really specific, up there"
  • (Claire Danes) "is where this weird bloody necklace"
  • (Claire Danes) "came out of nowhere and knocked it out of the heavens where it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed. And right here, this is where it got hit by a magical flying MORON."
  • (Charlie Cox) "You're the star? You're the star? Really? Oh, wow. I'm sorry, I had no idea you'd be a -- Oh, I, may I just say in advance that I'm sorry."
  • (Claire Danes) "Sorry for what?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "For this."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Now, if I'm not mistaken this means you have to come with me. You're going to be a birthday gift for Victoria, my true love."
  • (Claire Danes) "But of course. Nothing says "romance" like the gift of a kidnapped injured woman. I'm not going anywhere with you."

Jason Flemyng as Primus

  • (Jason Flemyng) "If Septimus insists on sending a boy to do a man's job --"
  • (Charlie Cox) "No. Please, I don't know Septimus. I just need a lift. Look at me, I'm unarmed. Please. Please, let me ride with you."
  • (Jason Flemyng) "I'm afraid that's impossible. I'm on a quest of enormous importance."
  • (Charlie Cox) "All the better reason to take me with you. Maybe you'll need a second pair of hands. Sir, please. Maybe Providence sent me to you as it sent you to me."
  • (Jason Flemyng) "Get on."
  • (Jason Flemyng) "They say it's the biggest in all the kingdom."
  • (Jason Flemyng) "There was not a horse or beast he could not master. So much so that in his youth, he took to riding a camel -- which was comical."

Mark Heap as Tertius

  • (Bishop) "To the new King of Stormhold. Whichever of you fine fellows it might be."
  • (Mark Heap) "Hmm."
  • (Mark Strong) "You."
  • (Mark Strong) "You really thought you were king."
  • (Jason Flemyng) "You killed the bishop."
  • (Mark Strong) "No, Primus, I think you'll find that you killed the bishop, by drinking out of the wrong cup. Oh look -- when you finish wrestling with your conscience, may I suggest you return to your chamber. Leave the quest for the stone to me."

Robert De Niro as Captain Shakespeare

  • (Robert De Niro) "So. Name your best price."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "For 10,000 bolts?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "10,000 bolts of finest quality Grade A."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "Yeah, but it's difficult to shift, isn't it? Difficult to store. If I get the revenue man in here sniffing around. Uhmmm -- Best price: 150 Guineas."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Gentlemen, put the merchandise back on board and prepare to sail."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. One minute, Cuddles. 160? 160."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Seeing as I'm feeling particularly generous today, I'll settle for 200."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "200? Okay, you're having a laugh."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "Have you had your head in that? Has he been staying up where the air's too thin?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "You're being very rude."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "Not any more."
  • (Robert De Niro) "200."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "180."
  • (Robert De Niro) "200."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "That's not negotiation. I'm changing my number. 185."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Did I hear 200?"
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "From you, you did. Yeah."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You said 200?"
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "If I did, you're a ventriloquist. Okay, 195. Final offer."
  • (Robert De Niro) "195 it is."
  • (Robert De Niro) "So, with sales tax, that's -- let's see -- 200."
  • (Ferdy the Fence) "Brilliant. Put it in the back."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And, Yvaine, I have some lovely dresses; take your pick."
  • (Claire Danes) "I'm fine."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Honey -- you're wearing a bathrobe."
  • (Skinny Pirate) "What's the problem?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "It's my reputation."
  • (Skinny Pirate) "No. No. Don't be silly. Nonsense."
  • (Old Pirate) "It's all right, Captain. We always knew you were a whoopsie."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yvaine -- I know what you are."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Have no fear, no-one on this vessel will harm you, but there are plenty who would -- Your emotions give you away, Yvaine. You must learn to control them. You've been glowing more brightly every day and I think you know why."
  • (Claire Danes) "Of course I know why I'm glowing. I'm a star. And what the stars do best?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Well, certainly not the waltz."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Now try."
  • (Claire Danes) "OK."
  • (Charlie Cox) "See?"
  • (Claire Danes) "Very good."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm taking the girl to my cabin, and mark my words anyone who disturbs me for the next few hours will get the same treatment."
  • (Skinny Pirate) "What? You'll --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "No, you idiot. I'll sling you over the side as well."

Melanie Hill as Ditchwater Sal

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Sienna Miller as Victoria

  • (Sienna Miller) "Do you know, Humphrey's going all the way to Ipswich to buy me a ring."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Ipswich? Victoria I'm talking about London or Paris or -- A ring? Why is he -- What kind of a ring?"
  • (Sienna Miller) "The word is he's planning to propose to me on my birthday."
  • (Charlie Cox) "He's going to -- And you're gonna say yes?"
  • (Sienna Miller) "Well I can't exactly say no after he's gone all the way to Ipswich."
  • (Charlie Cox) ""All the way to Ipswich"? Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I'd cross oceans or continents."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Really?"
  • (Charlie Cox) "Yes."
  • (Charlie Cox) "Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I would go to the gold fields of San Francisco and bring you back your weight in gold. I'd go to Africa and bring you back a diamond as big as your fist. Or I'd go to the Arctic and I'd slaughter a polar bear and bring you back its head."
  • (Sienna Miller) "A polar bear's head? Ugh. You're funny, Tristan."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Oh, Tristan. A shooting star. Beautiful."
  • (Charlie Cox) "More beautiful than a fancy ring from Ipswich? Victoria, for your hand in marriage, I'd cross the wall and bring you back that fallen star."
  • (Sienna Miller) "You can't cross the wall. Nobody crosses the wall. Now you're just being silly."
  • (Charlie Cox) "I'm not being silly. I'd do it. For you, I'd do anything."
  • (Sienna Miller) "Hmmm. My very own star. It seems we have ourselves an agreement. You have exactly one week or I'm marrying Humphrey."

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