Star Trek: Voyager Quotes

Star Trek: Voyager is a Science fiction that first aired in 1995 on UPN. Star Trek: Voyager ended its run in 2001.

Star Trek: Voyager aired for 7 seasons and 172 episodes. It features Jerry Goldsmith as theme composer. Star Trek: Voyager is executive produced by Unbulleted list Star Trek: Voyager is created by Rick Berman; Michael Piller; Jeri Taylor.

Star Trek: Voyager is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Star Trek: Voyager is ~45 minutes long. Star Trek: Voyager is produced by Paramount Television and distributed by CBS Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Star Trek: Enterprise.

Star Trek: Voyager Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You have entered grid 9-2 of subjunction 12. Proceed."

• (Tom Paris) "I can't believe the Captain is allowing this. One minute you're in a coma, the next you're a born-again Klingon? I just don't get it."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "I'm not sure I get it, either. I just know this is something I have to do."
• (Tom Paris) "There must be an easier way for you to explore your spirituality. Go to church, or something?"
• (B'Elanna Torres) "It wouldn't be enough."
• (Tom Paris) "Look, I'll read the scrolls, I'll learn Klingon. We'll figure this out together."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "Next time."
• (Tom Paris) "I just hope there is a next time."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "There will be."

• (Captain Janeway) "Doctor, I forgot about you."
• (The Doctor) "How flattering."

• (The Doctor) "I was inspired by the presence of a Master."

• (The Doctor) "Not to worry. I'll make it clear to him that persistence is futile."

• (Seven of Nine) "I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior."

• (Seven of Nine) ""Impossible" is a word that humans use far too often."

• (The Doctor) "I'll complain if I want to. It's comforting."

• (Jarvin) "In case you want to take over the ship -- you have our full support."
• (Chakotay) "If I ever hear you talk that way again, I will personally throw you in the brig for mutiny."

• (Tom Paris) "I think I'm in trouble."
• (Harry Kim) "What's new?"
• (Tom Paris) "I think I'm in love."
• (Harry Kim) "What's new?"

• (Chakotay) "You've made this one lousy day for me Torres."

• (Dr. Zimmerman) "The last beautiful woman who walked in here turned out to be him."
• (The Doctor) "I'll take that as a compliment."

• (The Doctor) "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

• (Neelix) "I hope that crushed your skull, Kazon pus-hog."

• (Chakotay) "You were working for her. She was working for them. Was anyone on that ship working for me?"

• (The Doctor) "You're a woman, Seven."
• (Seven of Nine) "Is that an observation or a diagnosis?"

• (B'Elanna Torres) "Mother? Oh god, I'm alive."
• (Captain Janeway) "Welcome back."

• (Icheb) "I'm detecting another lifesign."
• (Seven of Nine) "Where?"
• (Icheb) "Inside Lieutenant Torres, it might be a parasite."
• (Seven of Nine) "Seven of Nine to the doctor, I will be accompanying Lieutenant Torres to sickbay."
• (The Doctor) "What's wrong?"
• (Seven of Nine) "I believe she's pregnant."

• (The Doctor) "Choose the word that would best describe your pain: burning, throbbing, piercing, pinching, biting, stinging, shooting."

• (Seven of Nine) "Your attempts to assimilate this drone will fail. You can alter our physiology but you cannot change our nature. We will betray you. We are Borg."

• (Harry Kim) "Tom."
• (Harry Kim) "Don't you have anything better to do?"
• (Tom Paris) "Oh, boy. She really turned on you."
• (Harry Kim) "Ha-ha, very funny."
• (Harry Kim) "I could have been trampled."
• (Tom Paris) "Relax. Harry the holodeck safeties are on."
• (Harry Kim) "All right, all right you've had her fun. Now change her back."

• (The Doctor) "Please state the nature of the medical; oh, it's you."

• (Seven of Nine) "You are individuals. You are small and you think in small terms."

• (Kes) "Is something wrong?"
• (The Doctor) "Yes. Terribly wrong. Your brain is not on file."

• (Harry Kim) "You punch like a Ferengi."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "I have really had it with this superiority complex of yours."
• (Female Q) "It's not a complex, dear. It's a fact."

• (Neelix) "I will not rest until I see you smile."
• (Tuvok) "Then you will not rest."

• (Tom Paris) "Well, Harry and I wanted to explore the station. We wanted to broaden our understanding of alien cultures and --"
• (Captain Janeway) "Skip the recruiting speech, you were looking for a bar."

• (Tuvok) "Vulcans do not smile."

• (The Doctor) "Small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion."
• (Seven of Nine) "Perhaps there's something to be said for assimilation after all."

• (The Doctor) "Seven of Nine, how's my favorite Borg today?"
• (Seven of Nine) "Annoyed."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "Get the cheese to Sickbay."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "Everyone except us is dead."

• (Seven of Nine) "I am unfamilliar with how to wear such a garment."
• (Seven of Nine) "Assist me."
• (The Doctor) "I think you'll manage --"

• (Seven of Nine) "You will be assimilated."
• (Neelix) "No time for that now. Maybe later."

• (The Doctor) "All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators. Well, not me, of course. I've been programmed by you predators."

• (The Doctor) "Between impulse and action, there is a world of good taste begging for your acquaintance."

• (Harry Kim) "Holographic Americans are invading deck 7."

• (Captain Janeway) "I have a boyfriend that malfunctions."

• (Captain Janeway) "We're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job."

• (Neelix) "Why don't we sing a song while we toil, hm? It'll cheer you up. Now, I've been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts "Oh starless night of boundless black --"
• (Tuvok) "That "lovely tune" is a traditional funeral dirge."
• (Neelix) "I know. But it was the, er -- the most cheerful song I could find in the Vulcan database."

• (Tuvok) "Shall I flog them as well?"

• (The Doctor) "You should know I'm a hologram and can't be bent, spindled, or mutilated, so don't bother trying."

• (Captain Janeway) "There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "You know what they say: a doctor who treats himself has a p'TaH for a patient."

• (Kes) "You've never been sick or in pain. I just wish once in your life you could know what it's like, how it makes you feel vulnerable, and little, and frail. Then you'd understand."
• (The Doctor) "I don't have a life. I have a program."

• (Seven of Nine) "Two hours, thirty seven minutes, thirteen seconds."
• (Seven of Nine) "That's how long we've gone without verbal communication."
• (Tuvok) "Why is that remarkable?"
• (Seven of Nine) "The doctor encourages me to engage in conversation during awkward silences."
• (Tuvok) "Did you find the silence awkward?"
• (Seven of Nine) "No."
• (Tuvok) "Nor did I."

• (Female Q) "What are you doing with that dog?"
• (Female Q) "I'm not talking about the puppy."

• (Lieutenant Ducane) "I'm arresting you for crimes -- you're going to commit."

• (Harry Kim) "That'll tear the ship apart."
• (Chakotay) "Then tear her apart."

• (The Doctor) "Will you relax?"
• (B'Elanna Torres) "If you tell me to relax one more time, I'm going to rip your holographic head off."
• (The Doctor) "I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth."

• (The Doctor) "You heard the man. Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs, just don't misplace them."

• (Captain Janeway) "You know the story. Girl meets boy, girl changes boy's subroutines."

• (Tuvok) "You're in love with a computer subroutine?"

• (Tom Paris) "If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out."

• (Seven of Nine) "You are hurting me."
• (Unnamed) "You will adapt."

• (Tom Paris) "When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get nervous."

• (Tom Paris) "But a hologram is just a projection of light held in a magnetic containment field, there's no real matter involved."

• (The Doctor) "I'm a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent."

• (Chakotay) "You don't mind if the rest of us give you a little help, do you, Paris? I'd hate to lose another shuttle."
• (Tom Paris) "Your concern for my welfare is heart-warming."

• (Female Q) "Don't try to understand it; it's far beyond your limited ability to comprehend."

• (The Doctor) "Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
• (Seven of Nine) "I have a date."

• (Seven of Nine) "You would deny us the choice as you deny us now. You have imprisoned us in the name of humanity yet you will not grant us your most cherished human right; to choose our own fate. You are hypocritical, manipulative. We do not want to be what you are. Return us to the Collective."
• (Captain Janeway) "You lost the capacity to make a rational choice the moment you were assimilated. They took that from you. And until I am convinced you've gotten it back, I'm making the choice for you. You're staying here."
• (Seven of Nine) "Then you are no different from the Borg."

• (Neelix) "I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Vulcan Rumarie?"
• (Tuvok) "The Rumarie is an ancient pagan festival."
• (Neelix) "Full of barely-clothed Vulcan men and women, covered in slippery Rillan grease, chasing one another."
• (Tuvok) "That has not been observed for a millennium."
• (Neelix) "Well, it's time to bring it back."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "Lieutenant Tuvok, report to engineering."
• (Tuvok) "Acknowledged."
• (Neelix) "I've been thinking of a Rumarie theme for the mess hall next week. Lots of high-fat, greasy foods, and if people want to take off their clothes and chase one another -- Well, it certainly wouldn't hurt morale around here."

• (Captain Janeway) "Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for "get out"."

• (Dr. Zimmerman) "Reginald was right about you. You have exceeded the sum of your program. You've accomplished far more than I could have ever predicted. But let's face facts, you never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutine. You're arrogant. Irritable. A JERK, as Counsellor Troi would say."
• (The Doctor) "I believe she was describing you as well."
• (Dr. Zimmerman) "Don't change the subject."

• (Tom Paris) "Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant."
• (The Doctor) "You're too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris."

• (Harry Kim) "When I think about everything we've been through together, maybe it's not the destination that matters, maybe it's the journey, and if that journey takes a little longer, so we can do something we all believe in, I can't think of any place I'd rather be or any people I'd rather be with."
• (Tom Paris) "To the journey."
• (Chakotay) "Hear here."

• (Seven of Nine) "Take me back to my own kind."
• (Captain Janeway) "You ARE with your own kind; humans."
• (Seven of Nine) "I don't remember being human. I don't know what it is to be human."

• (Captain Janeway) "Janeway to Bridge."
• (Chakotay) "We're under attack, Captain."
• (Captain Janeway) "I'm on my way."
• (Leonardo da Vinci hologram) "Earthquakes -- and idiots."
• (Leonardo da Vinci hologram) "Florence be damned."

• (Captain Janeway) "What will we need to pass as locals in this century?"
• (Tom Paris) "Simple. Nice clothes, fast car, and LOTS of money."

• (Chakotay) "-- If Neelix has another Talent Night I hope you'll reprise it."
• (Captain Janeway) "Oh no, not until certain other people take their turn, the ship's first officer, for instance."
• (Chakotay) "Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so."
• (Captain Janeway) "Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off."
• (Chakotay) "Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?"
• (Seven of Nine) "There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who does not know when you're having intimate relations."

• (Q) "You. Bar rodent."

• (The Doctor) "The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy."

• (Chakotay) "I'm detecting two life signs in the aeroponics bay. The sensors must be malfunctioning, they're both reading as Kes."

• (Captain Janeway) "Who wanted to muck around in the dirt when you could be studying quantum mechanics?"

• (Captain Janeway) "I won't be your prisoner. You'll have to kill me."
• (VoyagerComputer) "Acknowledged."

• (Tom Paris) "Hey, Tuvok, I know it's a little late to ask, but you're sure you've got the logic of this thing worked out?"
• (Tuvok) "If I am incorrect, we will know it shortly."
• (Tom Paris) "Ah, that makes me feel a whole lot better."

• (Captain Kathryn Janeway) "It's like being pecked to death by ducks."

• (Leonardo da Vinci hologram) "There are times, Catarina, when I find myself transfixed by a shadow on the wall, or the splashing of water on a stone. I stare at it, the hours pass. The world around me drops away, replaced by worlds being created and destroyed by my imagination."

• (The Doctor) "You're on your way back to being normal. Although I'm not sure how the word "normal" applies to a species that suppresses all their emotions."

• (Seska) "I won't play these games with the trick of light."
• (The Doctor) "Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names."

• (Unnamed) "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

• (Tuvok) "It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain."

• (Borg Queen) "They've left behind their trivial selfish lives and been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order."
• (Seven of Nine) "Comforting words. Use them next time instead of "resistance is futile". You may elicit a few volunteers."

• (Neelix) "I feel like I'm all alone."
• (The Doctor) "You are all alone. I'm only a holographic projection."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "Get some rest, Harry."
• (Harry Kim) "You may think you're tougher than everybody else, B'Elanna Torres, but I can go without sleep just as long as you can."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "Don't make me laugh, Starfleet. And don't make me pull rank on you, either."

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