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Square One Television Quotes

Square One Television is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Square One Television ended its run in 1970.

Square One Television Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Yo, Larry."
  • (Unnamed) "Yo? Yes, yo?"
  • (Unnamed) "What has three feet but cannot walk?"
  • (Unnamed) "A yard. Get it, yard? He he, guess I mowed you down, huh? Mowed."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Larry, you are such a cut-up."
  • (Gregory Hines) "Imagine. An island three feet wide, one thousand feet below. I have to drop a survival box to save a guy named Joe. So, I calculate my altitude, direction, and wind speed, then factor in the box's weight and the angle that I need. Now, I'm not ashamed to say I hit a perfect bull's-eye, I wave and move on. Joe can eat until he's rescued, I just hope he likes croutons."
  • (Unnamed) "Square One TV's roving reporter asks another question to the person on the street. Today's question: What is a dodecahedron?"
  • (Mathnet Narrator) "The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real."
  • (Parrot) "One, One, Two, Three, Five -- Eureka."
  • (Unnamed) "I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, but you're the flat one."
  • (Unnamed) "Flat? You're the one who was singing."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm Kate Monday. This is my partner, George --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- Frankly."
  • (Unnamed) "Mathnet."
  • (Unnamed) "What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?"
  • (Unnamed) "The multiplication table."
  • (Unnamed) "Really? I didn't know that."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am. Woo hoo."
  • (Unnamed) "Who was that masked man?"

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