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Splinterheads Quotes

Splinterheads is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Splinterheads ended in 1970.

It features Darren Goldberg as producer, John Swihart in charge of musical score, and Michael Simmonds as head of cinematography.

Splinterheads is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Splinterheads is 94 minutes long. Splinterheads is distributed by Paladin.

Splinterheads Quotes

  • (Galaxy) "You download latitude and longitude coordinates from a website into your GPS, which leads you to these caches that people hid."
  • (Justin Frost) "Hello. El nerdo alerto. Doink."
  • (Galaxy) "It's not nerdy, it's actually cool, and you have to be smart, you know? And, like, good with puzzles. So not nerdy, at all."
  • (Justin Frost) "Okay. That's actually the definition of nerdy, the way you're describing it."
  • (The Amazing Steve) "Hey, there's a lot of flammable stuff around here. Half my act is homemade napalm."
  • (Justin Frost) "I think maybe my thing is that I don't have a thing. If that is a thing?"
  • (Galaxy) "I'm not a carnie, I'm a splinterhead."
  • (Wyoming) "A golden cow is galloping on your shoulders. It is the cow of awakening. Ride the cow. Ride the cow away to your noonan."
  • (The Amazing Steve) "Tell her you'll do it."
  • (Justin Frost) "I'll do it."
  • (Justin Frost) "I was your mark?"
  • (Galaxy) "Yeah -- That was different. I mean, you were easy."
  • (Justin Frost) "Oh. Well, I was distracted. I'm not used to full service."
  • (Betty) "I am in love, Susan. Look at him. He rocks my world like no other."
  • (Susan Frost) "Well that's because there's been no other body."
  • (Justin Frost) "Right now I'm relaxercizing, and I have my regular civvies on."
  • (Justin Frost) "Easy everybody. Don't get hurt."
  • (Justin Frost) "You, come here."
  • (Wayne) "Hey, whose hand in that?"

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