Special Unit 2 Quotes

Special Unit 2 is a Science fiction; Comedy-drama that appeared on TV in 2001 on UPN. Special Unit 2 completed its run in 2002.

Special Unit 2 lasted 2 seasons and 19 (1 unaired pilot) episodes. It features Mark Morgan (composer) as composer. Special Unit 2 is created by Evan Katz.

Special Unit 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Special Unit 2 is 45 minutes long. Special Unit 2 is produced by Rego Park Film and Television, and Paramount Television and distributed by CBS Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Alexondra Lee as Benson, Michael Landes as Nick O'Malley, Johnathan Togo as Ratham, Danny Woodburn as Carl, and Alexondra Lee as Benson[.

Special Unit 2 Quotes

Alexondra Lee as Benson[

• (Gargoyle) "This good-cop, bad-cop routine is worse than Starsky and Hutch."
• (Alexondra Lee) "No, it's not a routine. I'm really a good cop. And he's -- really a bad cop."
• (Gargoyle) "I'm about to work myself up to a yawn here."

• (Alexondra Lee) "Put that gun away."
• (Michael Landes) "Okay. Right after I shoot him."

• (Alexondra Lee) "You enjoyed killing that thing. Saving my life was secondary."
• (Alexondra Lee) "Okay, you're supposed to disagree with that."

• (Gargoyle) "Well, then you'll have no chance of finding those people."
• (Alexondra Lee) "Well, see now, that kind of logic would work with a rational person -- so if I were you I'd start talking."
• (Gargoyle) "You can both go to hell."
• (Alexondra Lee) "Wrong answer."

• (Alexondra Lee) "How does Special Unit 2 know I'm not going to tell everybody the whole thing?"
• (Michael Landes) "The captain only picks people he feels he can trust. But transfers are not a problem for most people."
• (Alexondra Lee) "Why, do they all get killed?"
• (Michael Landes) "Well, one guy lived but he just sits in a room and talks to himself."

• (Alexondra Lee) ""Hot flossy babes?""

• (Alexondra Lee) "What are you two so happy about?"
• (Michael Landes) "We just saved some guy's life, killed some vicious murdering Links and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night."

• (Alexondra Lee) "If you're right about us not having relationships, it really won't be much of an adjustment for me. I usually scare guys anyway."
• (Michael Landes) "By telling them what you've seen, that no one else has?"
• (Alexondra Lee) "No, by telling them what I really think about everything. By being honest."
• (Michael Landes) "Well, that's always a mistake in a relationship."

Danny Woodburn as Carl

• (Danny Woodburn) "Like the Terminator, only not such a wuss."

• (Danny Woodburn) "Here's your fake back. Maybe you guys want to change your name to FU-2."

• (Danny Woodburn) "Hey, I still scare the ladies."
• (Michael Landes) "Just not the way you want to."

Michael Landes as Nick O'Malley

• (Michael Landes) "You said the stun gun would knock out that thing for an hour. ONE hour."
• (Johnathan Togo) "It's possible we didn't --.fully appreciate -- the mummy's background."
• (Michael Landes) "Ok, forget the stun gun. I want a C-4 grenade. I want a Bazooka. I want an Anti-Tank Missle."

• (Michael Landes) "By the way, the clock's ticking. We have to stop a massacre. So you might want to hurry it along."

• (Unnamed) "Don't even waste your time trying to negotiate with me. I do it for a living and I've probably made more money this year than you'll ever make in your entire life."
• (Michael Landes) "Well, at least I don't turn into a Great Dane every month."

• (Michael Landes) "There's no smoking in here."
• (Parasite) "What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?"
• (Michael Landes) "No, but I'll hold this blowtorch to your head."

• (Michael Landes) "This is Nick, loving every moment of my life and yours. Hello."

• (Michael Landes) "Would you get back in the car?"
• (Danny Woodburn) "Try asking nicely."
• (Michael Landes) "Please get back in the car, or I'll beat you senseless?"

• (Michael Landes) "Remember, guns don't kill people, gargoyles do."

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