Space Cop Quotes

Space Cop is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Space Cop stopped airing in 1970.

It features plain list, * Jay Bauman * Mike Stoklasa as producer, Marty Meinerz in charge of musical score, and Jay Bauman as head of cinematography.

Space Cop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Space Cop is 102 minutes long. Space Cop is distributed by Red Letter Media.

The cast includes: Mike Stoklasa as Detective Ted Cooper, Rich Evans as Space Cop, Jocelyn Ridgely as Zorba, Jay Bauman as Grigg, and Dale R. Jackson as Chief Washington.

Space Cop Quotes

Rich Evans as Space Cop

• (Rich Evans) "Time's Up."
• (Moon Mayor) "What?"
• (Rich Evans) "What?"

• (Rich Evans) "I didn't kill the baby, the hot water did."

• (Rich Evans) "f*** MY BALLS."

• (Rich Evans) "What? We saw where he went, now we level the building. That's police work."

• (Rich Evans) "You bastards slightly injured my partner. Now it's personal."

Mike Stoklasa as Detective Ted Cooper

• (Mike Stoklasa) "You sure do like eating those things Space cop. Do you even know what hot dogs are made of?"
• (Rich Evans) "Processed horse penis and Chinese people. At least they are in the future."
• (Rich Evans) "You know what I miss most about the future?"
• (Mike Stoklasa) "What's that?"
• (Rich Evans) "Hot dogs"

• (Mike Stoklasa) "What the f***? That little boy in the fake beard just stole my watch."

• (Mike Stoklasa) "Helluva day, isn't it?"
• (Jay Bauman) "Sure -- only six more hours of this sun's cycle. Then it's dark time, which is when I'm more comfortable. All these UV rays give me radiation sickness. It makes me vomit up plorga-bile."
• (Mike Stoklasa) "I hear ya, pal. I've got the same problems."

• (Mike Stoklasa) "You wanna be in my rap video?"

Jocelyn Ridgely as Zorba

• (Jocelyn Ridgely) "There's a 90% chance this will work"
• (Rich Evans) "I don't like those odds"

Dale R. Jackson as Chief Washington

• (Dale R. Jackson) "Feels like someone stuck a big club up my ass. And it HURTS."

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