Sorority Boys Quotes

Sorority Boys is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Sorority Boys stopped airing in 1970.

It features Larry Brezner as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Michael D. O'Shea as head of cinematography.

Sorority Boys is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sorority Boys is 93 minutes long. Sorority Boys is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael Rosenbaum as Adam, Kathryn Stockwood as Patty, Melissa Sagemiller as Leah, Harland Williams as Roberta, Tony Denman as Jimmy, Brad Beyer as Spence, Barry Watson as Dave, Barry Watson as Daisy, Harland Williams as Doofer, Michael Rosenbaum as Adina, Heather Matarazzo as Katie, and Yvonne Sciò as Frederique.

Sorority Boys Quotes

Michael Rosenbaum as Adam

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?"

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Ah. That's weird."
• (Unnamed) "What the hell is on your skirt, man?"
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Uh -- gum, or something."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?"

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "We've been framed."
• (Tony Denman) "Spence told me you'd say that."
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist."
• (Tony Denman) "He told me you'd say that too."

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "MOTHER'S ASS. Why you let them treat you like this? You can't be a bunch of PUSSIES your whole lives --. I HATE this place."
• (Heather Matarazzo) "Whoa. P-M-S."

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Hey. You're eating my bosom."

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "I have a FAT ass."

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Hmm -- I'm sure this would look good -- on an anorexic."

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Look at me. I'm ugly. I would never f*** me."

Brad Beyer as Spence

• (Brad Beyer) "You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG. I am the President."
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "Hey Dave?"
• (Barry Watson) "What's that Adam?"
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "I think our President needs to get laid."
• (Brad Beyer) "f*** you."

Harland Williams as Roberta

• (Harland Williams) "After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then -- we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs -- your ass."

• (Harland Williams) "Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?"
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "What tape?"
• (Harland Williams) "The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man."
• (Barry Watson) "Doofer, what are you saying?"
• (Harland Williams) "I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over"
• (Harland Williams) "Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was -- you know, already unlocked"
• (Harland Williams) ". Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything"
• (Harland Williams) ". You could see the safe right next to his bed."
• (Michael Rosenbaum) "You were watching my tape?"
• (Harland Williams) "-- Noooooooo"

• (Harland Williams) "It's a f***in' Wookie, man."

Melissa Sagemiller as Leah

• (Melissa Sagemiller) "I can guarantee you, that guy is a wham bam thank you ma'am."
• (Barry Watson) "No, no I heard he's a "hello. How are you? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner -- Sometime, ma'am.""

• (Melissa Sagemiller) "Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?"
• (Barry Watson) "Right here?"

• (Melissa Sagemiller) "Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert -- Uh -- Ro-berta."
• (Harland Williams) "Personal?"
• (Melissa Sagemiller) "Mm."
• (Harland Williams) "Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and -- I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly."
• (Harland Williams) "Pillow fight. Pillow fight."

Yvonne Sciò as Frederique

• (Yvonne Sciò) "Good Lord, Daisy. You look like a man."

Kathryn Stockwood as Patty

• (Kathryn Stockwood) ": Let's try Patty up the middle, ONE MORE TIME."

Heather Matarazzo as Katie

• (Heather Matarazzo) "I am not deaf."
• (Harland Williams) "We should all be so lucky."

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