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Son in Law Quotes

Son in Law is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Son in Law stopped airing in 1970.

It features Peter M. Lenkov as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Son in Law is 95 minutes long. Son in Law is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Pauly Shore as Crawl, Lane Smith as Walter, Patrick Renna as Zack, Carla Gugino as Rebecca Warner, Dan Gauthier as Travis, Carla Gugino as Becca, Cindy Pickett as Connie, Flea as Tattoo Artist, Tiffani Thiessen as Tracy, and Dennis Burkley as Theo.

Son in Law Quotes

Lane Smith as Walter

  • (Lane Smith) "Uhh do you have a screw driver?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Sorry, all out of vodka."
  • (Lane Smith) "Uh Crotch."
  • (Lane Smith) "Lets chow down and much on some grindage."

Pauly Shore as Crawl

  • (Pauly Shore) "Let me guess miss your mom dad, brother, dog, boyfriend. practically everything you can think of back home. Am I right?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Hey, hey Becca. Steven Tyler PJs. Steven Tyler PJs."
  • (Carla Gugino) "That's great Crawl."
  • (Dan Gauthier) "Rebecca. Rebecca are you listening?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "You have got charisma."
  • (Carla Gugino) "What's that?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Going into European Studies, buddy."
  • (Pauly Shore) "I mean, cruising around Europe, backpacking, right ?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Munchin' on ch-ch-ch-cheese, a little vino."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk."
  • (Lane Smith) "Oh, shit."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy?"
  • (Patrick Renna) "No."
  • (Pauly Shore) "I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Where are you from?"
  • (Carla Gugino) "South Dakota"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?"
  • (Carla Gugino) "What?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Cutting some corn. Cutting some corn. Can I get some butter please?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Chickens You guys have chickens? I love chickens. Are they extra crispy or original recipe?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?"

Cindy Pickett as Connie

  • (Cindy Pickett) "She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults."
  • (Lane Smith) "Right, right. You distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel."

Flea as Tattoo Artist

  • (Flea) "It's better than a kick in the face with a golf shoe."

Tiffani Thiessen as Tracy

  • (Tiffani Thiessen) "You are so low."

Patrick Renna as Zack

  • (Patrick Renna) "Speaking of freaks. Hey. How's it going?"
  • (Patrick Renna) "Why do they call you Crawl?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Because that's how I used to get home my freshmen year."

Carla Gugino as Becca

  • (Carla Gugino) "I want something feminine."
  • (Flea) "He's standing right next to me."
  • (Carla Gugino) "We are the future. We are the Lincoln Tigers. Hear us roar. Whoo. We did it."
  • (Carla Gugino) "No. Travis you just get out."
  • (Dan Gauthier) "You can't talk to me like that."
  • (Pauly Shore) "No, but I can."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Majored in karate for two semesters."
  • (Carla Gugino) "What are you wearing?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Cheek-chillers, you likes?"
  • (Carla Gugino) "I hates."

Dennis Burkley as Theo

  • (Dennis Burkley) "I ain't no jogger."

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