Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Quotes

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Something, Something, Something, Dark Side ended its run in 1970.

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."
• (Unnamed) "Duh."

• (Unnamed) "Captain Piett, you're in charge now. Don't fail me, Admiral Piett."
• (Admiral Piett) "A promotion? Really? Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?"
• (Unnamed) "That's not in the budget. You know, we're trying to catch Rebels here. I don't even have business cards. None of us do. Do you have business cards?"
• (Stormtrooper) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "You have business cards? You're a stormtrooper. There's like a million of you. What do need business cards for?"
• (Stormtrooper) "Well, they're for my cookie business."
• (Unnamed) "I don't want -- Oh, my God. That chocolate cookie looks like the Death Star."

• (Unnamed) "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Join me, Luke."
• (Unnamed) "I'll never join you."
• (Unnamed) "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
• (Unnamed) "He told me you killed him."
• (Unnamed) "No, I -- Hang on -- Spoiler Alert -- I am your father."
• (Unnamed) "Well, that's fine but I don't see how that affects anythin -- WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

• (Unnamed) "All right. Is thing good to go?"
• (Medical Droid) "Wow, you're a hard guy to get compliment from."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going to kiss you so hard, the scene is going to change to something different."

• (Unnamed) "The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you're not a Jedi yet. You're getting there, you're getting there though."

• (Unnamed) "Let's take a break; your back is getting all sweaty."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Luke. Take care of yourself, okay?"
• (Unnamed) "You, too."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, what'd you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped?"
• (Unnamed) "I killed it and ate it."

• (Unnamed) "Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too quickly."
• (Imperial Officer) "I had that problem with a chick the other night."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, gross."

• (Unnamed) "I love you."
• (Unnamed) "f*** off."

• (Unnamed) "How you doing, kid? You look strong enough to pull the ears off Jennifer Garner."

• (Unnamed) "We're gonna get pulverized out here."
• (Unnamed) "Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we'll be fine."

• (Unnamed) "Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, I think they did a pretty good job with that already, Dad."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central."
• (Unnamed) "It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? All forty-two of them?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me."
• (Unnamed) "Well, maybe I got time for another story, then. It's called Without a Paddle."
• (Unnamed) "f*** you, Dad."

• (Unnamed) "Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are two to one."
• (Unnamed) "Never tell me the -- Actually, that's not bad."

• (Unnamed) "Han. I think there's something --"
• (Unnamed) "Hrmm?"
• (Unnamed) "There's something out there."
• (Unnamed) "Where?"
• (Unnamed) "Out there in the cave."
• (Unnamed) "Ha. Crazy women always hearing things."
• (Unnamed) "There's something out there."
• (Unnamed) "Let's go check it out."

• (Dack) "Feeling okay, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "Just like new. How about you, Dack?"
• (Dack) "I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
• (Unnamed) "Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, Dack says he's got this one."
• (Dack) "You know it, bitches."
• (Dack) "Hey, Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dack."

• (Unnamed) "Han, we need you."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, really? "We" or "I"?"
• (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
• (Unnamed) "You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me. I bet you're afraid I'm gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss."
• (Unnamed) "Ugh. I'd rather kiss George Takei."
• (George Takei) "Hello."

• (Unnamed) "Come on Luke, join the Dark Side; it's really cool."

• (Unnamed) "Thank God that hot chick is gone. Now I can let loose my Darth farts."

• (Unnamed) "I would give my right hand for this day to just end."

• (Unnamed) "I like all these electrical wires just nailed to the ice. That's probably pretty safe, right?"

• (Unnamed) "May I have everyone's attention, please? We're evacuating into outer space, with literally infinite directions in which to flee. However, we have decided that our transports will travel directly toward the fleet of Star Destroyers. Any questions?"
• (Rebel Pilot) "Yeah, um, is there someone from the military we can talk to? A man, perhaps?"

• (Unnamed) "Damm these stubby arms."
• (Unnamed) "Well this is no better."

• (Unnamed) "Why are you wearing Han's clothes?"
• (Unnamed) "Seriously, watch the actual movie. Lando is wearing Han's clothes in this scene. It's really weird."

• (Unnamed) "Why you stuck up, halfwitted, scruffy looking, nerfherder"
• (Unnamed) "You can't use that word. Only we can use that word."

• (Rebel Trooper #1) "I think we're doomed."
• (Rebel Trooper #2) "Nah, unless they got any big, giant robot camels I think we're ok."
• (Rebel Trooper #1) "Ah, Jim"
• (Rebel Trooper #1) "Robot camels."

• (Unnamed) "I was trying to call Luke Adams; his name is right next to yours in my helmet."

• (Unnamed) "All right. Is this thing good to go?"
• (Medical Droid) "Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off."

• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute."
• (Unnamed) "Hang on a second."
• (Unnamed) "What's going on here?"
• (Unnamed) "Something doesn't add up."
• (Unnamed) "Just a minute."
• (Unnamed) "Time out."
• (Unnamed) "This ain't quite right."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, now I get it. We should go."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, no. We've lost Han. They're taking him to Jabba's palace."
• (Unnamed) "Well, even though we know exactly where he's going, we should rescue him in three years."

• (Unnamed) "Christina Richi was tied up for some reason"
• (Unnamed) "I'm already bored and confused."

• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute; is this how it ends?"

• (Unnamed) "How come I never have any lines in these things?"
• (Unnamed) "Shut up, Meg."

• (Unnamed) "May The Force be with you."
• (Unnamed) "There he goes with that crap again. Keep it in church, man."

• (Dennis Haysbert) "Swamp crashes. They can land you knee-deep in trouble. But the "good-hands" people at Allstate will make sure you have a soft landing. Profession service. Non-threatening black spokesperson. That's Allstate's stand."

• (Unnamed) "Echo 3 to Echo 7. Han, old buddy, you read me?"
• (Unnamed) "Luke, I thought we talked about this. I changed my code name."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, right. Sorry. Echo 3 to Carlos Spicy Wiener."

• (Unnamed) "He's a black guy; in fact he's probably the only black guy in the galaxy."
• (Unnamed) "Let's hope, right."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa."

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