Snow White and the Three Stooges Quotes

Snow White and the Three Stooges is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Snow White and the Three Stooges ended its run in 1970.

It features Harry A. Romm as producer, Earl K. Brent in charge of musical score, and Leon Shamroy as head of cinematography.

Snow White and the Three Stooges is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Snow White and the Three Stooges is duration Snow White and the Three Stooges is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

Snow White and the Three Stooges Quotes

• (Rolf) "Your highness. Your highness."
• (Snow White) "What is it, Rolf? What's happened?"
• (Rolf) "His majesty. He's suffered from his under attack. Please, come -- Come, your highness. Quickly."

• (Head Cook) "That last lot of onions you sent us, even a pig wouldn't eat."
• (Moe) "Maybe you just weren't hungry."

• (Hordred) "Stop, stop. I can't bear it."
• (Count Oga) "Then, tell us. Why didn't you kill Snow White?"
• (Hordred) "I tried -- I couldn't. I told her to flee for her life."

• (Curly-Joe) "The dwarves must lend this place to everybody."

• (Moe) "At ease, young man."
• (Larry) "Salutations."
• (Curly-Joe) "Ad infinitum."

• (Moe) "Can we help you, sir?"
• (Prince Charming) "Don't you recognize me?"
• (Moe) "It can't be -- It is, it's Quatro."
• (Curly-Joe) "Quatro."
• (Moe) "But, we heard him say they killed you. You're not a ghost."
• (Prince Charming) "Well, I'm alive. A full of brought back my memory. I'm a king now."

• (Moe) "You can count on us."
• (Larry) "Come what may."
• (Curly-Joe) "Ad infinitum."

• (Curly-Joe) "I wish there were more of us. And prettier."

• (Snow White) "Aren't you going to kiss my hand?"
• (Curly-Joe) "I always say it with flowers."
• (Snow White) "Only one?"
• (Curly-Joe) "I get tongue-tied."

• (Chamberlain) "The king is dead -- Long live the queen."

• (Moe) "Become the envy of your friends. Surprise your wife. You, lady, grow a beard and surprise your husband."

• (Moe) "You're better than we ever were."
• (Curly-Joe) "Yeah, but he cheats -- he's got brains."

• (Snow White) "I love you just as you are, all three of you."
• (Larry) "Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces."

• (Queen) "Traitor. You shall be hanged, drawn and quartered."
• (Count Oga) "Aye, your majesty? What have I done?"
• (Queen) "Snow White is still alive."
• (Count Oga) "Impossible."
• (Queen) "My mirror has just told me -- And my mirror never LIES."
• (Count Oga) "But, you have a heart to prove it."
• (Queen) "This? This is the heart of a pig."
• (Queen) "SNOW WHITE IS STILL ALIVE."
• (Count Oga) "Then, Hordred has betrayed us both."

• (Queen) "You needn't make it sound as if I enjoy annihilating children. I only do it when it's -- unavoidable."

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