Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Snakes on a Plane is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Snakes on a Plane ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Craig Berenson * Don Granger * Gary Levinson as producer, Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Snakes on a Plane is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Snakes on a Plane is 106 minutes long. Snakes on a Plane is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as Neville Flynn, Samuel L. Jackson as Nelville Flynn, Samantha McLeod as Ken, Kenan Thompson as Troy, Flex Alexander as Three G's, David Koechner as Rick, Kevin McNulty as Emmett Bradley, Keith Dallas as Big Leroy, Julianna Margulies as Claire Miller, Rachel Blanchard as Mercedes Harbont, Todd Louiso as Dr. Steven Price, Nathan Phillips as Sean Jones, Byron Lawson as Eddie Kim, and Sunny Mabrey as Tiffany.

Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Byron Lawson as Eddie Kim

• (Byron Lawson) "You think I didn't exhaust every other option? HE SAW ME."

• (Byron Lawson) "They say the higher you aim, the farther you fall."

Samuel L. Jackson as Neville Flynn

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Do as I say, and you live."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sporks?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERf***ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERf***ING PLANE."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out."
• (David Koechner) "All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of s*** can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Everybody strap in."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm about to open some f***ing windows."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Everybody listen. We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Everybody listen up. We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I need you to stay up here."
• (Nathan Phillips) "Why?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Because if you die, then all of this was for nothing."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Turn this big motherf***er left, Troy."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What was the first thing I ever said to you?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sit your ass down, Clarence."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?"
• (Kenan Thompson) "Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Enough is enough. I have had it with these mother-f***ing snakes on this mother-f***ing plane."

Flex Alexander as Three G's

• (Flex Alexander) "Hey, yo, stay black."

Rachel Blanchard as Mercedes Harbont

• (Rachel Blanchard) "My doctor says she's bipolar."

• (Rachel Blanchard) "Why don't we just take a picture?"
• (Paul) "Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein."
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?"

• (Rachel Blanchard) "Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you."

Kenan Thompson as Troy

• (Kenan Thompson) "Look at the Howard Hughes of rap."

• (Unnamed) "You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing."

• (Kenan Thompson) "f*** Randy. f*** Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "f*** him.""

Julianna Margulies as Claire Miller

• (Julianna Margulies) "You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?"
• (David Koechner) "Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand."

• (Julianna Margulies) "I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight."
• (Paul) "Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?"
• (Julianna Margulies) "Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does."
• (Paul) "Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor -- Claire?"
• (Julianna Margulies) "This had better be a matter of national security,"
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Did I just hear right that there's no first class?"
• (Julianna Margulies) "Yes, only coach."
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Is it safe back there?"
• (Sunny Mabrey) "Yes, yes, it is totally safe there."

Kevin McNulty as Emmett Bradley

• (Kevin McNulty) "You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing."

David Koechner as Rick

• (David Koechner) "Oh, my. I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening."
• (Julianna Margulies) "I love it when you demean me, Rick."
• (David Koechner) "My pleasure."

• (David Koechner) "You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You slowed down?"
• (David Koechner) "Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B."
• (Julianna Margulies) "Which is?"
• (David Koechner) "I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs."

Samantha McLeod as Ken

• (Samantha McLeod) "Who's your daddy now, bitch?"

• (Samantha McLeod) "All right, we have to; we have to suck out the poison."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Man, I ain't sucking nothing."
• (Samantha McLeod) "Ok, I'll do it."
• (Keith Dallas) "What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass."

Keith Dallas as Big Leroy

• (Keith Dallas) "That's what I'm talking about."
• (Kenan Thompson) "I got bit, too."

• (Keith Dallas) "My ass -- my ass man."

• (Keith Dallas) "Ow. Get this f***ing snake off my ass."

Todd Louiso as Dr. Steven Price

• (Todd Louiso) "Make it fast. Time is tissue."

Nathan Phillips as Sean Jones

• (Nathan Phillips) "Flynn, it's too hot."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed."

• (Nathan Phillips) "Never flown first class before."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "See, things are looking up already."

• (Nathan Phillips) "Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What the f***'s that got to do with anything?"
• (Nathan Phillips) "What was the first thing you ever told me?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Do as I say and you live."
• (Nathan Phillips) "Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as I say, and you'll live."

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