Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Quotes

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mort Engelberg as producer, Larry Cansler in charge of musical score, and James Pergola as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 is 85 minutes long. Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Burt Reynolds as The Real Bandit, Paul Williams as Little Enos, Pat McCormick as Big Enos Burdette, Mike Henry as Junior, Jerry Reed as Cledus Snow, and Colleen Camp as Dusty Trails.

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Quotes

Jerry Reed as Cledus Snow

• (Jerry Reed) "I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?"

• (Jerry Reed) "I'm going to be the bandit. I get to wear the hat and drive the car. I love this. Gimme the car."

Paul Williams as Little Enos

• (Paul Williams) "I'd like to kick your ass."
• (Buford T. Justice) "You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

• (Paul Williams) "Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser."
• (Pat McCormick) "I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention."

Mike Henry as Junior

• (Buford T. Justice) "That is why you gotta have a sixth sense."
• (Mike Henry) "I'd rather have a dime."

• (Mike Henry) "Daddy, my face is all white."
• (Buford T. Justice) "Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar."

• (Mike Henry) "Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?"
• (Buford T. Justice) "Son, you'll always be my tick turd."

Burt Reynolds as The Real Bandit

• (Buford T. Justice) "I gotcha."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down."
• (Buford T. Justice) "I did?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "That's a -- figure of speech."

Colleen Camp as Dusty Trails

• (Colleen Camp) "Is it just me or are you slowing down?"
• (Jerry Reed) "Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?"

• (Colleen Camp) "Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard."

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